Bob Koozie @BobKoozie69
enjoyer of casual beers | Braves fan | tall woman enthusiast | 3-time WORTHY MOB winner | 25% schizophrenic | professional brainrotter | Spieth believer Joined June 2023-
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Dylan Cardwell “practice basketball” challenge: impossible
Welp the pikes are entering the burner verse…. Yup you guessed it, they’re super unfunny.
Me if there was a “sit silently and drink beer while listening to music” competition
How it feels venmoing @ChrisJSmith94 for buying me beer (I now have $1.64 in my bank account)
As single as I am right now, I will never meet my wife at south
Why is LDOC a big deal when I don’t go to class on the reg #ohwell
Hi leftists👋 hope y’all are having a great day. Please, try and shut this down
I really wish Dylan Cardwell was getting shots up on a Thursday night instead of going to date parties with freshmen
How do I tell someone I spend most of my waking hours around that I do not like when he talks
People who deserve a shoutout today: 1. The cooks at the tau mansion 2. People who put quiz/test answers on quizlet 3. Derrick Rose 4. The entire Atlanta Braves roster 5. Pat Tillman 6. Sam Barber
“What’s up bro, welcome to theta chi! Great group of guys, let me know if you need anything”
23 years ago today, the greatest television show of all time aired
Don’t think I’ve ever slept better than naps in @camcolehim car in the momma G’s parking lot during pledgeship
Happy Viking week to all who celebrate. In case you were wondering, my date called me out because she heard she was my second choice (actually my third), asked me if I like to read, and then asked me to her next date party (in August).
I feel like if girls in auburn sororities got hazed they’d actually be normal people
Berry, you earned my repost. Good stuff brother
Berry, you earned my repost. Good stuff brother
Juan Villasenor @JuanVil71446131
82 Followers 5K Following
Arfa Lazzell @lazze_ar
36 Followers 5K Following
Eric @cartmanclay69
27 Followers 29 Following certified fork lift operator, big truck driver, part of midgets unit club
Erika Kinnick @ErikaKinnick
450 Followers 850 Following Ole Miss ΧΩ Alum ‘96 Love my kids👧🏼🧒🏼👧🏼, Husband🤵♂️, Christ✝️, Traveling✈️, and of course OLE MISS SPORTS! HOTTY TODDY!!!!!!❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙#maga
D’Glester Hardunkic.. @DglesDunkichud
28 Followers 40 Following 24/7 Lock Smith 25 years in the field, Fortnite Guitar Hero Legend, Avid James Harden enthusiast, 2023/2024 ESPN voted Mr.Rot, Full time Connor Mcdavid glazer.
Joel Crenshaw @CrenshawJoel94
43 Followers 219 Following boomer sooner | white | town hall 14 | avid peter and lulu wearer
Walter Wilcox @WalterWilc70940
629 Followers 339 Following Walter Wilcox . Ole Miss Rebel,grad ‘76 Cleveland High school graduate . Owen nd Landon’s grandpa .
ManILoveFootball @bigtensucks9
135 Followers 208 Following I love Memphis basketball and huge racks. roll tide
Brock Nerdy @brocknerdy
181 Followers 493 Following Mountain Brook 19’ | 2021 Buffalo Phil’s Wing Eating Contest Runner-Up 🥈| Buckhead Brigade Shareholder | I can describe any game from the Saban era in detail
Rick Monday @trnoftt
24 Followers 40 Following Davis Clarke enthusiast | bag guy | Future fan | southern sympathizer | Baltimore sports | Auburn Native | 3x divorce champion of the world | molested once.
Flick McFlame @flounder_n2
62 Followers 175 Following | Former 4x slayer of virgins | Wife to Maggie (Delusional) | Auburn Fan | Adopted dad of 5 | Bald is beautiful |
carl freezer @fatmilflover
149 Followers 121 Following graduated lee county detention center class of 24’ | rip creekbed | black women love me and I love them | too poor for Barbour | war damn
Bobby Danielson @BobbyDanielson1
64 Followers 48 Following Member of the 2003 Yucatán Peninsula Recreational Basketball Champions of the YMCA, Proud Father of 3, Lover of Disc Golf and Bud light, 9/11 Survivor
wilma dicfit @wilmadicfit96
41 Followers 46 Following push up leader/pocket pool champ against Queef Advisory. NNN winner 2014, 2017, and 2019.
Alfonso “The Purple.. @FonsoPurp3
11 Followers 11 Following BLM supporter. Auburn, AL native. #WARDAMN #TRUMP2024
Max Bloomberg-Cohen @SamWalters100
166 Followers 364 Following name is here to stay. Corinthians 13:7
Lester Raudebaugh @LRaudebaug94775
60 Followers 5K Following
NCAA Football 14 @NCAAFootball14
1K Followers 128 Following
John Walker III @JohnDadof7
2K Followers 569 Following Loyola Academy class of ‘84. Loyola University ‘90. Can Bench 275. Father of 7. Fond enjoyer of Malort. Miller lite enthusiast. Iowa Hawkeye Fan. #11thWard
Finn McCoy @FinnMcCoy0024
22 Followers 70 Following Professor of logic at Bucks county, Bucks university! celebrating 1.5 months sober
Ball Fanatic @NutHazer
36 Followers 66 Following Forever Admiral | 251 Legend | Weird Bar Activist | Peter Millar Ambassador | College Square Pledge
Chris Ferguson @chrisfergus0n
33 Followers 18 Following don’t be yourself. always doubt who you are. AOΠ enthusiast
Mark Sisters @MarcusSisters
196 Followers 163 Following Former virgin. Barn burner/muckfest connoisseur. President of the crows. Mountain Brook High School alumnus. 615 connoisseur/ Titans fan. Bud Ice enjoyer.
Roger Sleeze @RogerSleeze
143 Followers 73 Following Incoming Investment Banking Summer Analyst. Spearmint & Cinnamon rotation. Former RAD-140 Deuscher.
Berry Mcdingleberry @narcuezhunter
165 Followers 135 Following Former Verner Elementary President | Stillman College 24 |
ShaqsSausage @ShaqsSausage
8 Followers 11 Following Back Rub Enjoyer | Frequent Boob Looker | Baby Tosser | Retired Onlyfans Creator | Scared of Attractive Women and Warm Beer
Berry Desantiago @Desantiago71233
86 Followers 5K Following
Durag Rebel @DuragRebel
868 Followers 261 Following OLE MISS. 5’9” 185lbs. go getter. real #insomniac
Madlyn Hornyak @horny_madl
20 Followers 3K Following
Bernadine Meador @meado_bernadi
35 Followers 5K Following
Datnigga420 @Datnigga4276491
16 Followers 31 Following
Aaliyah Mith @AaliyahMit39104
94 Followers 5K Following
Thomas Dilworth @ThomDilwort
64 Followers 5K Following
Eliyah Mias @EliyahMias23415
35 Followers 5K Following
Jimmer Fredette @JimFredette32
25 Followers 25 Following sports bookie 💰 keystone light drinker🏔️ A.I.C lover🚶🏻♀️⛓️ hole in one Wii sports hole 4⛳️ spearmint zyn enthusiast🧘 war damn🐅 go yanks🗽
Best Hater @LandooHating
75 Followers 315 Following Peyton Manning is YOUR GOAT • Worlds #1 Lacrosse gambler • 1.3 KD on Rainbow Six Seige • Bo Nix for OPOY • Max Homa truther
John Stones @TBPLTDWDI
25 Followers 25 Following Favorite beer is a cold one. Soon to be father. ΔΤΔ
Tyrese haliburton @THaliburton4
19 Followers 31 Following huge watcher of midget porn. I also enjoy hanging out with my bruddas in oblock and have a crippling addiction to Anime titties.
MF perk enthusiasts @Francoknowsball
99 Followers 72 Following Dabbler in the snow | GOON MAXER | 4th & 31 | wicked games being played | Certified trappa | supa dupa slimy | DELTA | ums wright class of 17 | DKE
Mark Strofinhimer (Al.. @strofinhimer69
66 Followers 66 Following professional frat lord enthusiast of ski and beer.Master of ROT. (ALPHA MALE)
Rick Monday @trnoftt
24 Followers 40 Following Davis Clarke enthusiast | bag guy | Future fan | southern sympathizer | Baltimore sports | Auburn Native | 3x divorce champion of the world | molested once.
John Luke @JohnLukeWalker
183 Followers 161 Following Class of 2019, Proud Phi Delt,❄️ Enthusiast, 2015 Cross Country State Champ, Marlboro Golds and Jim Croce Enjoyer
Ole Miss Fraternity R.. @goatcolonelreb
768 Followers 253 Following Premier Talent Scout for Jackson, Mississippi|Don't text me unless you wear Costas or Maui Jims|Best In the Business|29 Executive positions held by my talent
Eric @cartmanclay69
27 Followers 29 Following certified fork lift operator, big truck driver, part of midgets unit club
harrizynnclemmer @harrzynclemmer
88 Followers 69 Following bwood alum, “don’t get messed up in here tonight” auburn foosball did not get a delta bid
R. Kellys Playground @monkeybarscout
220 Followers 280 Following
HughBreeze69 @HughBreeze69
33 Followers 45 Following
D’Glester Hardunkic.. @DglesDunkichud
28 Followers 40 Following 24/7 Lock Smith 25 years in the field, Fortnite Guitar Hero Legend, Avid James Harden enthusiast, 2023/2024 ESPN voted Mr.Rot, Full time Connor Mcdavid glazer.
Walter Wilcox @WalterWilc70940
629 Followers 339 Following Walter Wilcox . Ole Miss Rebel,grad ‘76 Cleveland High school graduate . Owen nd Landon’s grandpa .
ManILoveFootball @bigtensucks9
135 Followers 208 Following I love Memphis basketball and huge racks. roll tide
Brock Nerdy @brocknerdy
181 Followers 493 Following Mountain Brook 19’ | 2021 Buffalo Phil’s Wing Eating Contest Runner-Up 🥈| Buckhead Brigade Shareholder | I can describe any game from the Saban era in detail
Skeeter McDingleberry @SkeeterDingle
89 Followers 58 Following Office Hours Booth Bathroom: 12-2 am. 2 time intramural softball champion. Chop bowl enthusiast
YungPaulAtreides @yngpaulatreides
38 Followers 174 Following AUBURN FAN. CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF THE FLORA BAMA & FAT DADDYS. PROUD OWNER OF 5 ROPE HATS. KICKED OUT OF EVERY BAR IN AUBURN EXCEPT AVONDALE. 5”6
Flick McFlame @flounder_n2
62 Followers 175 Following | Former 4x slayer of virgins | Wife to Maggie (Delusional) | Auburn Fan | Adopted dad of 5 | Bald is beautiful |
Bobby Danielson @BobbyDanielson1
64 Followers 48 Following Member of the 2003 Yucatán Peninsula Recreational Basketball Champions of the YMCA, Proud Father of 3, Lover of Disc Golf and Bud light, 9/11 Survivor
carl freezer @fatmilflover
149 Followers 121 Following graduated lee county detention center class of 24’ | rip creekbed | black women love me and I love them | too poor for Barbour | war damn
Alfonso “The Purple.. @FonsoPurp3
11 Followers 11 Following BLM supporter. Auburn, AL native. #WARDAMN #TRUMP2024
NCAA Football 14 @NCAAFootball14
1K Followers 128 Following
John Walker III @JohnDadof7
2K Followers 569 Following Loyola Academy class of ‘84. Loyola University ‘90. Can Bench 275. Father of 7. Fond enjoyer of Malort. Miller lite enthusiast. Iowa Hawkeye Fan. #11thWard
Finn McCoy @FinnMcCoy0024
22 Followers 70 Following Professor of logic at Bucks county, Bucks university! celebrating 1.5 months sober
Ball Fanatic @NutHazer
36 Followers 66 Following Forever Admiral | 251 Legend | Weird Bar Activist | Peter Millar Ambassador | College Square Pledge
Koolaid Mkinzyn @BoogaSuga0
198 Followers 187 Following Pike Active | Drinker, Gambler, Zynner. Mtn Brook Class of 2019
Max Bloomberg-Cohen @SamWalters100
166 Followers 364 Following name is here to stay. Corinthians 13:7
Chris Ferguson @chrisfergus0n
33 Followers 18 Following don’t be yourself. always doubt who you are. AOΠ enthusiast
Mark Sisters @MarcusSisters
196 Followers 163 Following Former virgin. Barn burner/muckfest connoisseur. President of the crows. Mountain Brook High School alumnus. 615 connoisseur/ Titans fan. Bud Ice enjoyer.
Could Be The Move @CouldBeTheMove
14K Followers 68 Following
Roger Sleeze @RogerSleeze
143 Followers 73 Following Incoming Investment Banking Summer Analyst. Spearmint & Cinnamon rotation. Former RAD-140 Deuscher.
Berry Mcdingleberry @narcuezhunter
165 Followers 135 Following Former Verner Elementary President | Stillman College 24 |
ShaqsSausage @ShaqsSausage
8 Followers 11 Following Back Rub Enjoyer | Frequent Boob Looker | Baby Tosser | Retired Onlyfans Creator | Scared of Attractive Women and Warm Beer
Durag Rebel @DuragRebel
868 Followers 261 Following OLE MISS. 5’9” 185lbs. go getter. real #insomniac
Coach Jason Brown @TheRealCoach_JB
169K Followers 3K Following Netflix-LastChanceU | 2017 NJCAA Jayhawk Coach of the Year | Author of Hate Me Now, Love Me Later | Host of @TheCoachJBShow | https://t.co/mZ8314L8kp 🚨
Austin Riley Enthusia.. @munch35242
11 Followers 117 Following Auburn | Braves | Panthers… and Pickleball GOAT
49 Winchester @49winchester
9K Followers 931 Following From Southwest Virginia 🏔 On tour in 2024! Music, shows, merch & more at the link 👇
Jimmer Fredette @JimFredette32
25 Followers 25 Following sports bookie 💰 keystone light drinker🏔️ A.I.C lover🚶🏻♀️⛓️ hole in one Wii sports hole 4⛳️ spearmint zyn enthusiast🧘 war damn🐅 go yanks🗽
Best Hater @LandooHating
75 Followers 315 Following Peyton Manning is YOUR GOAT • Worlds #1 Lacrosse gambler • 1.3 KD on Rainbow Six Seige • Bo Nix for OPOY • Max Homa truther
John Stones @TBPLTDWDI
25 Followers 25 Following Favorite beer is a cold one. Soon to be father. ΔΤΔ
Tyrese haliburton @THaliburton4
19 Followers 31 Following huge watcher of midget porn. I also enjoy hanging out with my bruddas in oblock and have a crippling addiction to Anime titties.
MF perk enthusiasts @Francoknowsball
99 Followers 72 Following Dabbler in the snow | GOON MAXER | 4th & 31 | wicked games being played | Certified trappa | supa dupa slimy | DELTA | ums wright class of 17 | DKE
Clements Langford @CALangford8
123 Followers 137 Following c/o 23 Huntsville High School Football LB #8 |6’2 200lbs|3.9 GPA 25 ACT|
Top 3 Feeling of all time: hearing your name being called to check out in elementary school.
Annnddddd that should set him up for quadruple bogey
Thanks Aubie for shaking your dumbass head in the library while I try to memorize a 300 term quizlet by tomorrow. That’s exactly what I needed to study
Sitting in my room, 4 AM, alone, reeking of cigarettes, and listening to DMB live performances. My typa night
Nothing more classic than a white guy doing enough drugs to hurt a small horse and then getting ticked off.
Welp the pikes are entering the burner verse…. Yup you guessed it, they’re super unfunny.
How Chi Os and Gams sleep after setting an alarm for 2am, getting free donuts from the library, posting 3 pictures, and going back to the quad
Circa 1805 pledge class black lighter (safety not included)
Explaining what the input on a tv is and how to change it to my grandparents may be my toughest battle so far this year #roku
just choked on communion in front of the entire sunday mass
Met some girls bf at dinner last night Shows up visibly in the k hole Reintroduces himself and tells hs lax story 6 times in 1.5 hours Calls his girlfriend a bitch “Yeah my fraternity fucks with hard drugs” Tries to fight my friend Gets escorted out I think were friends now
Doing it right this Saturday. Cheers
Drank more beers than battery percentage on my phone today
The Burner world ain’t for everyone. Some of you mf not funny
Hope this post finds its way to the right crowd. Happy Friday
Liberals are absolutely speechless after seeing me and @ChrisJSmith94
bi·as  noun 1. prejudice in favor of or against one thing, person, or group compared with another, usually in a way considered to be unfair.
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