BetLizard @BetLizard

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@MyrtleKnits @mummasams @thetimes No, totes agree with both of you. It's the way those magnets literally force you to read her articles that boils my blood, tho.

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@londoncitynight @EricIdle On a serious note, tho, would love practical advice on the cancellation. The fucking cunt is costing me $9.99 a month.

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@londoncitynight @EricIdle David C James, did you first arrange a place for him to mourn, in light of this sad news?

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@Xbaromy You missed out an A. The main one, too.

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fabrice muamba @fmuamba6

7 years ago

Fantastic result for my beloved @OfficialBWFC keep it going lads.

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@Digbylj Does a cloakroom let off hooks tho?

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@TipsterCharlie Like a wet sponge.

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@Elysium_20 @SummeryJen @stephenkerrMP @stirling_tories @manchudds @Dyinfly @Misterdaft1 Ok, so you're an ardent unionist who thinks it's better to have separate arrangements for NI and GB; isn't bothered whether or not an MP is lying; and has no comment to make on whether or not you have a swastika symbol on your twitter profile Great stuff - thanks for clarifying.

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@Elysium_20 @SummeryJen @stephenkerrMP @stirling_tories @manchudds @Dyinfly @Misterdaft1 Also, should I presume that's a swastika sign next to your moniker, you hate blacks and I should call you a racist cunt (not that accuracy or telling the truth seems to bother you when it suits)?

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@Elysium_20 @SummeryJen @stephenkerrMP @stirling_tories @manchudds @Dyinfly @Misterdaft1 Ok. Am sure @stephenkerrMP didn't put being honest in his election manifesto in fairness. But do you think the BJ deal is better for the union compared to TM's deal? Or, again, do you not care in anything substantial?

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@SummeryJen @stephenkerrMP @stirling_tories @Elysium_20 @manchudds @Dyinfly @Misterdaft1 Question for you "well said/brilliant/amazing" chaps: I take it you know @stephenkerrMP is technically/actually lying in the above clip. In this context, can I ask why you think what he says is brilliant/totes amazeballs etc?

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@AntonKreil How much will you bet, pls? Grateful if we could lock down assistance/subsidy definition before proceeding (Presuming you mean benefits???) Also presume "them" refers is restricted to those "dancing"/moving?

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@1968Pixie @Cardiffbus Yearning for 1st November when the UK takes back full control of Newport Road, the Mercure Hotel and all transport and infrastructure disruption. If the remoaners don't like it they can fuck off back to the A48 and join at Junction 3.

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

"Carbon neutral by 2050." FFS. Would maybe be slightly more inclined to believe @BorisJohnson if he actually knew or cared what was in his own legislation.

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@CBrulay @BBCSport @BBCOne What is your definition of excelling at language? What makes you so sure Dafne Schippers does not excel at language? Do you know the difference between plural and possessive (with respect to my previous question: "Joyce's")?

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@CBrulay @BBCSport @BBCOne Again, you single out the athletes. Did one of them (hint: it was was certainly not the "doughnut" Muir) coin "medalling", or did one of the many 100s of sports journalists using the term do it? By the way, does "Joyce's" need an apostrophe?

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@CBrulay @BBCSport @BBCOne A rather snooty and (ironically) ignorant reply. "Medalling" has been used for years (particularly prevalent since London 2012). It's a term used widely by journalists and commentators, so to single out athletes as lacking basic English is unfair. dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/eng…

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

This was fucking genius. If any war-on-plastic campaigners in Azerbaijan want the rights to this I'm open to offers.

BetLizard @BetLizard

11 years ago

Attendances have recently plummeted at the home of tonight's @SpursOfficial opponents. No one wants to pay the 5p Qarabag charge #UEL

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BetLizard @BetLizard

7 years ago

@Nikola62251618 Do you realise how cringeworthy and mug punterish that statement is? Advise that your Twitter use reverts back to being a racist cunt and retweeting to win free kitchenware, Egyptian cotton towels etc.