Dan Szymborski @BaseballSzym

FanGraphs Senior Writer, ESPN contributor, baseball writer, consultant, ZiPS, gamer, mostly harmless. @DSzymborski alternate when Twitter won't let me in. Joined May 2023

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Dan Szymborski @BaseballSzym

11 months ago

Dustin May and Julio Urias injuries are basically just the simulation of the universe applying its adaptive difficulty level. If the Dodgers continue to play .600 ball, by the end of the season, they'll have a dishwasher in the rotation with a 3.90 ERA.

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Dan Szymborski @BaseballSzym

11 months ago

Considering we're almost in June, it's still weird that every Seattle Mariner still seems to have the wrong BA/OBP/SLG. It's like random number/slightly larger random number/slightly larger random nmber.

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Dan Szymborski @BaseballSzym

11 months ago

What's especially annoying is that I schedule a lot of radio hits over DMs on Twitter. And now, since my account was not suspended and taken down, I just cannot access it, people who did not see I have a new account will think I'm rudely just not responding to them.

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Dan Szymborski @BaseballSzym

11 months ago

My follows are going to be a wreck for awhile. Unfortunately, you can only add 400 followers a day, so I can't quickly reconstruct everyone who I was originally following. If I was following you before and am not now, please don't take it personally. I rather have my account.

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Dan Szymborski @BaseballSzym

11 months ago

So, naturally, if any of you know someone at @TwitterSupport that can actually have a human look at my issue rather than send me a form letter email to reset my password, you'd have my gratitude.

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Dan Szymborski @BaseballSzym

11 months ago

Naturally, if you've asked me something by DM on my normal account or given me information by DM, I no longer have access to any fo that now.

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Dan Szymborski @BaseballSzym

11 months ago

Well, I guess this is my account now, unless Twitter proves to be at all helpful. Guess we're starting over at the beginning again. :-/

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Dan Szymborski @BaseballSzym

11 months ago

Thanks for the help, Twitter. They take down my account because of "compromise" and then simply tell me to get a new account AFTER 15 YEARS.

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Dan Szymborski @BaseballSzym

11 months ago

Baseball Twitter is way less exciting when I have nobody to interact with.

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Bless You Boys @blessyouboys

11 months ago

@BaseballSzym @AndrewStoeten Prove it's you, Dan. How much do you love the Rockies' leadership group? (also sorry, that sucks and this place is a complete mess)