Bad Tech Joke Cat @BadTechJokeCat
witty & annoying, like that person who works at that IT company. NoJokeLeftBehind Joined November 2013-
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spotted some wild UI in the swiss alps the other day beautiful to see it in its natural habitat 🥹
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12 years a tech recruiter with kink.com reached out about a job. Not to be rude I heard them out. They warned about “the environment” there. They were speaking of course about the office environment being around porn shoots all day but I thought they were talking about development environment. I said “it can’t be that bad. Your not using some Java web frontend or anything terrible like that right?”. They were in fact using Java on their frontend so obviously that would never be ok with me.
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I know it's rough out there learning Computer Science from scratch, so I translated some of the C++ primitives to something that us zoomers can understand.
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Why does my Twitter account now have the X11 logo on it? 🤷♂️😜
💥 #tEcH FiGhTeR TuRBo! by @dicksoupinc youtu.be/RkADWm8A6F0
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Building the stair way to modem
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OS internals books are wild...
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We are all waiting for this to happen...
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The password game is out now! Good luck 👹 > neal.fun/password-game/
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Developers documenting their code
The AI future we deserve: catgpt.wvd.io
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I'll be damned, these .DS_Store files get everywhere...
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why does everyone want to own the libs as an open source developer i own multiple libs i would happily pay people to take them from me you do not want to own libs. its so much work
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On @okcupid. One of those languages is not like the others.
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Invention of the wireless mouse, 1998. Colourised.
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More founders moving to Texas.
BREAKING: Elizabeth Holmes has turned herself into the Federal Prison in Bryan, Texas.
Generate a secure password from the lyrics of America's greatest singer songwriter 🛡️kennylog-in.com #infosec #tech #CyberSecurity
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I regret to inform you that JavaScript is affecting the climate
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When your test payload ends up in production
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