Backpacking Dad @BackpackingDad
Mohawk with a Ph.D. in philosophy that they can't take back - Funniest person my kids know - Lazy writer backpackingdad.com Silicon Valley, CA Joined June 2008-
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Oh hello, Dodger Stadium. And goodbye yellow brick road. Saturday night's alright for saying goodbye to Elton John. instagr.am/p/ClK0UoTrETj/
Highland Park Bowl. I'm winning. instagr.am/p/ClKIOy8SXFm/
Good morning, Santa Monica. I'm here for a long weekend and don't know where to eat. What's good? instagr.am/p/ClJwWFpPQHX/
I wanted to shave today so I went looking for a razor, and I just pulled all of these out of my bathroom drawer. It's not that I collect razors. It's just that I accumulate them somehow. instagr.am/p/ClHG-vdvK_Q/
Confess your crushes like it's the last day of camp!
If we had just filled out one of those Twitter surveys...
I just looked at my Twitter DMs for the first time in a long time, and it's just me messaging people to say "Happy birthday! I didn't get you anything" over and over for YEARS. That makes me laugh. I'm very fun.
I'm going to need all your phone numbers to put into a big group text. I will only use it to send you puns and dad jokes and arguments that they are not the same thing.
This is the only reason Twitter is still around.
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The only thing that can defeat Thanos is Thanyeses.
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@BackpackingDad You're one of the good ones for sure. Thoroughly enjoyed your musings over the years. ❤️❤️❤️
We actually wanted to write a humor book on parenting but an agent convinced us blogging was the way to go. I mostly regret that move. But it was still fun
@BackpackingDad How do sewer rats keep up with current events? They read the loos-paper
@BackpackingDad I have 2. A boring: loverly_neslos that's just Dawg and grandkid. And TreeOfLifeFairies for peddling muh creations.
@BackpackingDad @Caissie My first interaction with Jen was me telling you I didn't know who she was and when I realized she could see it I cried. About ten years later I still cringe.
@schmutzie HAHA! Ohmygosh. I got yelled at by Cher once & it made my blood run ice cold.
@BackpackingDad Oh man. I always try to find a lesson in every bump or bruise. I suppose there's one in there too?
@BackpackingDad Looks good! My daughter is a ramen goddess. Honestly I could eat a bowl of those eggs.
Up top!! We passed 50%! The 70 is now 69%! How far can we go? 5 hours remain! #SubtoberFest
@BackpackingDad @GailSimone This might be more accurate than you know. Guy’s trying to dodge alimony so visibly proving he can’t earn money might be a serious, but stupid, defense strategy.
@BackpackingDad I'm old enough to remember the "top 10 websites" which were exciting because it was pre-Google. I think it was a Netscape thing!
@BackpackingDad Sorry for laughing. Mr. O did the same thing.