ButtHead-ProblemCauser @AzuresSkye

Maximum horny drive. Shit posting about titties, tech and my amazing wife. Old enough to rent a car. No pronouns, I may only be referred to by proper nouns. Joined August 2013

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ButtHead-ProblemCauser @AzuresSkye

2 days ago

@suchnerve Depending on your definition of portable, I would *strongly* recommend the Midea PortaSplit. It's basically a full split system in a box, however, it *cannot* be separated. Extremely quiet, powerful, and efficient.

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5 days ago

@PristineEdgexxx Thank you for sharing this story. I love hearing BTS stories, especially when things didn't go right, but you learned from it. 😊

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2 weeks ago

@potatoslav German construction starts out of nowhere, there seems to be zero progress or work for months, then suddenly it's done and everything removed. And there's never explanation or warnings.

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a month ago

@AliceBunnyland2 Haha, sorry! I meant metaphorically. Like the, "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" vibe. 😅 But yes, the Twitter bullshit is exhausting... I prefer Bsky's interface, but the really cool people haven't made the jump. 😢

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a month ago

@AliceBunnyland2 "-tion" is a *probably* verbal corruption of its spelling. If you say "-ti-on" rapidly and several times, you get something close to the "-shon" that we say. That's my best guess from working backwards... 🤷

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a month ago

@notarealnam3 @maisiewzil @girlnthewoods Holy shit, I'm not the only person who clocked that! Thank you!

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a month ago

@ViviOrtiner @rezuzuwu Sadly no. I've tried to do it and they won't sell unless you are a Fed or contractor

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a month ago

@Chiscringle @Harlan I think its an interesting idea. It could be gamed by holding 4 votes in the same day, then the 5th vote to boot someone. Maybe some language to define a "voting day" or something. IDK. Really, we should make them have a PTO system and file requests with their Governor. 😂

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2 months ago

@generic_elle She is 6 inches of confidence taller than she was.

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2 months ago

@f4micom I still have mine and I still miss those gloriously mediocre days!

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2 months ago

@cursedconnector Have you ever failed these? Have you failed 12 in a row?! I have... It's horrific... I have this weird metallic taste in my mouth that won't go away.

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2 months ago

@suchnerve I mean, that's true of just about any messaging service with two-way audio. Unless there's something special in Apple's sauce?

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2 months ago

@potatoslav Alt text: In this photo, Swamp Hag hags swampily.

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2 months ago

@Elvish_Harper You are exactly right. A story is born when the world _flexes_ and unusual circumstances come together. There are very few stories about ordinary, boring people having ordinary, boring days.

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2 months ago

@suchnerve Ah, the ol' classic, "We'll solve the problem by making it more difficult to report."

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2 months ago

@thereisnobeth Just a guess, but living in chronically overcast conditions gives everything a blue tone and they may be trying to offset that.

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2 months ago

@emkenobi Fortunately, a lot of this has changed. It is still difficult, but it is far, far less abusive. Depending on the service, it is more like several tough coachs pushing you to go beyond your self-imposed limits. Full Metal Jacket doesn't accurately represent the current Boot Camps.

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2 months ago

@OldYesButWise @IrishEcocritic I'm in the same situation, minus the hearing aids. I'm convincing she's filtered it as background noise, and not a meaningful signal.