Austin Goodman @AustinJGoodman
This is my journey to becoming the number one Hokage. Believe it! instagram.com/austinisagoodm… New York, NY Joined November 2014-
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@HCAcritics @rickygervais @boburnham @JimGaffigan @HBO Rothaniel wins easily. It’s the only special with any heart and soul in it and the only special to be shot in a club while the others are either theaters or diy home specials. Rothaniel was a master piece and probably the greatest special from the past 5years.
You know what would help with this baby formula shortage? More abortions.
Is it fucked up if I tell Elon Musk to go back to Africa?
Hey did you hear that funny domestic violence joke?? Amber Heard
IMO two consenting adults should legally be allowed to duel. I will die on this hill. Hopefully, by someone who’s honor I’ve besmirched.
White claws are kinda like the gays. Both weren’t accepted when they came out, now everyone loves them and by the end of the night I’ve had 4 in me.
This life has been my favorite one so far
My roommate told me about this the other day but I live alone
New study reveals growing connection between schizophrenia and excessive cannabis use. bit.ly/3zhXYAq
52,000 people in nyc died of covid. Still no parking
That’s major love. Too bad he prefers minor love
Josh Duggar's Wife Anna Allegedly ‘Standing By’ His Side After Child Porn Charges: Report (via @Fox411) tmz.me/j4RzV9E
My stimulus check and ex never came and I’m starting to think they’re both my fault
My life is a movie “Broke Alone: Lost in New York”
My favorite alcoholic drink is NyQuil and I’m getting fucked up rn 😷
I’m acting like a whore this weekend. If you see me with a 2 mind your business
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