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Audrey @Audkwerd

Part-Time Druid | Full-Time Conversational Harry Potter Fact Checker | Pun Enthusiast United States Joined August 2017
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Audrey @Audkwerd

7 years ago

@chilluminatipod What about construction+anomaly? Constructionomaly?

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Audrey @Audkwerd

8 years ago

@Rain_Underwater You are stunning and I love you

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

"That'll make a puppy pull a freight train and have a diabetic seizure. Mmmmmm. Sounds good." Maybe. Maybe don't eat it, then?

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Lemmie fight @LemonandHoneyCo

9 years ago

Flowers in minis! :D Late night experimenting. Had a bad cough that just won't let me rest.

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

@prozdkp Jalapeño + pinapple

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

@Rain_Underwater I WAS INTERNAL DIALOGUING, SIR

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Justine Stafford @JustineStafford

9 years ago

Now she's falling asleep, and I'm calling a crab.

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

@Rain_Underwater I BET YOU CAN'T BURP THE LYRICS TO TOXIC BACKWARDS. Now that. Is a challenge, m8.

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

Me: I'm going to clean my room and do laundry today *Googles pictures of puppies for 2 hours* #productivity #somuchtodo #illdoitlater

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

I'm going to start pretending my #DnD character is a real person with a super dramatic life so that I can talk about her more. #getreadyguys

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

Just did what felt like a 16 point turn to park. Keep staring, undergrads. This may be you one day. #NeedSleep #IsItSaturdayYet #GrerdSkrewl

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

@missvaleriaaa Nada. Just whiney.

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

@missvaleriaaa help

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

Eg: *in southern accent* If you have a turd in one hand and a rattlesnake in the other, best hope your face don't itch. #advice #thankspappy

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

Whenever I hear a southern proverb I never quite know if it's actually a thing or if it's made up.

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

Whenever I hear a southern proverb I never quite know if it's actually a thing or if it's made up.

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

@missvaleriaaa Yeesssss. I've never been! I'm excited now.

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

@missvaleriaaa I'll bring the potatoes

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Audrey @Audkwerd

9 years ago

@missvaleriaaa Half and half. A quittata.

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