Them Assy Butts @AssyButts
I eat rock sand sediment moss gravel dirt sawdust and ass Twitter HQ Joined February 2020-
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I've been thinking of quitting your job. A little identity theft, a simple phone call. Just an idea I'm floating around in my head..
Question for the scientists: are wolves good? Do they treat one another with kindness?
belly is impenetrable
Help I've had this app for many days and I've never seen a tweet where do I find them
Redwall was cool ok but I dont get how it continues the story of Skyrim
big news folks. me and the most powerful corporation on earth are joining forces to defeat scams
The haysayers are finally showing up to horse me about this one 🙄🙄🙄
the hysteria against TikTok explained
BLACKLISTED BY THE CLOWN AGENCY BECAUSE I HIRED CLOWNS TO SHOW UP AT WORK. THEY WERE STOPPED BY SECURITY; NOT ALLOWED ENTRANCE BECAUAE I DO NOT HAVE CLEARANCE TO INVITE CLOWNS INTO PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT.
A lot of the drama in Breaking Bad comes from the fact that selling methamphetamine is illegal, which I didn't know the first time I watched it. On a second viewing a lot more things made sense.
Someone will be like "beard chicken" and the big guy will get all serious and say "troubling. looking into it."
Reading interviews with people in East Palestine, Ohio where the train derailed is so heartbreaking and insane. People are like "all my pets died" but then they're being told to move back into their houses.
We recently discovered a stash of savage Spinal Figureheads, so in the spirit of #SeaOfThievesCommunityDay, let's give some away! ❤️ Like, 🔁 retweet and 👤 follow us before 10am UTC on Feb 12th for a chance to win one to slap on your ship. Five winners will be drawn at random.
Put these on someone's grave and they come back for 48 hours
Put these on someone's grave and they come back for 48 hours
omg thank you so much to everyone who let me know athletes get paid a lot i had no idea and i’m so happy for them i think it’s really cool
People who try to trick me into thinking this is a pregnancy test are the worst kind of loser. Its frankly boring and heavily crap.
Covid lockdown culture made my ass blue. And many of my legs
"the fight between james bond and evil james bond was inspired by a raccoon i saw clawing at its reflection in the mirror." - the film maker
I’m going in for a very risky surgery. There’s a 5% chance of survival. And that’s just for the surgeon
Listen up stranger if you're going to survive one week in this town there's some things you're gonna have to learn, and you'd better learn em fast.
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if i am in a car accident i will walways put my ASS on the window and give all the damn lookyloos and rubber neckers something NICE
This is how I use my Mystery Science Theater cup! #MST3K
@dril trying to synchronize this tweet with the wizard of oz
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Every day I awake in my creaky body and think "Ugh, I'm so old. I never did anything and now it's too late". Then I see the president and all politicians are over twice my age, and I am filled with optimism and a sense of youth. Our lovely gerontocracy keeps me happy and hopeful.
happy 45th birthday to the Cox-Zucker machine
@DeputyWarlock wearing a vest and clipboard and trying to get into the drivers seat of someone’s car while they’re stopped at a red light
It's funny when guys are like "if you wear a safety vest and carry a clipboard you can get in pretty much anywhere 😏" cause it only applies to places you wouldn't want to get into like a hotel loading dock or an employee bathrom. You couldn't get into like, a movie
So some kids threw paint at the Mona Lisa. Big deal. Have you seen the Mona Lisa? It's covered in paint already.
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