Maria Thomas @AppleWriter

WINNER @oxfordflash,2nd Propelling Pencil 22; flash finalist @LIStoryPrize 22; winner RW April 22 micro & FFF13 . Member @retreatwest and @writershq communities Joined October 2021

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mariana Z @mariana057

2 days ago

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg

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Sean Hanlon @seanhanlon77

2 days ago

Fair enough 😂

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IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession

2 days ago

Our HR department just migrated all our mandatory compliance training to a new gamified learning management system. I received an automated email stating I had 48 hours to complete a module on data privacy or my badge would be deactivated. I logged into the portal and was

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Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov

2 days ago

House of Errors Tennis Sweater

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David Wingrave @davewingrave

2 days ago

Foyles' bookseller list much more revealing of where we're at than the Guardian's

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verypete lambert @Prof_Quiteamess

2 days ago

Why did the Queen call him 'Mister Bond' in the London Olympics opening bit? She's his superior officer not a supervillain and they're both on duty so it should be 'Commander Bond'. I think about this even when I'm watching Star Wars.

Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee

4 days ago

Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.

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` @ick_real

3 days ago

actually you know what why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender please theyre so fucking loud

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scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl

3 days ago

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

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Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster

3 days ago

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

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ryan @mesculs

3 days ago

daddy matt ended the young hoes

GQ Magazine @GQMagazine

3 days ago

The leading men of The Odyssey: Matt Damon, Robert Pattinson, and Tom Holland, shot by Alex Prager for the Summer 2026 issue of GQ gq.visitlink.me/wYZ0o9

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Maria Thomas @AppleWriter

3 days ago

THIS 👇🏼

𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN

4 days ago

No, I do not want the AI overview. I want to read a Wikipedia page that leads me to another Wikipedia page, and another, and another, and get lost for hours down a completely unrelated rabbit hole as the gods intended.

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Micha @kuromiumiu

5 days ago

A lot of celebs bring back a lot of archival pieces to wear at events- but I would love to see the resurgence of vintage designer bridal looks!!

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Windy Beaver @WindyBeaver

5 days ago

Every British person watching him load up that mustard is chuckling before he puts it in his mouth.

𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗜𝗧🌹🇬🇧 @graeme_from_IT

a week ago

American guy tries English mustard for the first time, but treats it like American mustard. As seen on Reddit…

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Dan Diamond @ddiamond

5 days ago

Amazing kicker in the NYT’s list of the 100 Best Restaurants in NYC @ligayamishan

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Micha @kuromiumiu

5 days ago

There’s levels to this- a stephen jones millinery hat, the bvlgari serpenti necklace, the custom schiaparelli suit- oh miss dua, you know ball

Micha @kuromiumiu

5 days ago

I love stephen jones’s millinery. It’s all in the details. The schiaparelli custom suit with the gold details is very easy to spot that it’s schiaparelli, but I love how intentional the gold lining of the hat is to tie this entire look together and be even more cohesive!

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dan barker @danbarker

5 days ago

In one of the corners of Trafalgar Square, you'll find the 'imperial standards of length', cast in bronze. They were put there in 1876, 150 years ago this year, so members of the public could compare their own measuring devices to make sure they were accurate.

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Up Next @upnextdesigner

5 days ago

this is toooo goood

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MariBattos @BattosMari

5 days ago

as referências que a dua lipa tem usado nesse pré-wedding só me deixam ainda mais curiosa para o vestido de noiva oficial

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Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel

5 days ago

The best beginning of a relationship I’ve ever heard: “We sat next to each other and realised we were reading the same book, which is crazy. It’s called Trust [by Hernán Díaz] and I had just finished the first chapter and I told her and she looked at me and said, ‘I just finished the first chapter too.’ I said, ‘So we’re on the same page.’” — Callum Turner on meeting Dua Lipa

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Dua Lipa Brasil @dualipabrasil

5 days ago

“Sentamos lado a lado e descobrimos que estávamos lendo o mesmo livro, ‘Trust’, de Hernan Diaz, o que é loucura. Eu tinha acabado de terminar o primeiro capítulo; ela também. Logo eu disse: ‘Então estamos na mesma página’” — Callum Turner sobre como ele e Dua Lipa se conheceram.