Obi Wan Khashoggi @AmicusGoods
I make a lot of things. he/him Joined May 2012-
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hey just fyi for anyone who might be interested, if you call the national guard on peacefully protesting college students i am extremely unlikely to vote for you in the 2028 democratic primary
Oh sorry we can’t send an officer to the accident for another few hours, all of our fat, racist, mouth breathing morons are too busy beating up college kids
@traceyfanclub @Vomit_Dragon Ko(jima) the face stealer
"You're trusting Super Hans to supply medically safe estrogen without even a doctor's diagnosis?" "Listen Mark, it's the 21st century, if you wanna be a girl, you can just choose to be a girl!" "Nonsense Jessamie" Internal monologue: Wish i could just choose to be a girl
i really cherish my right as an american to tweet “jk rowling is a holocaust denier” without any repercussions
Can't wait to hear sam harris and richard dawkins' racist takes
What are the flat earthers saying about the eclipse?
@matress_island @JasonKPargin It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is with the juice of Horton's the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning, you hoser. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion, eh?
@jessehawken Amazing how many people’s lives consist of “be scared and go on computer”
it's currently very popular to be a stupid incurious shit eating retard, it's very in vogue right now. weird how everything wants you to be an incurious shit eating retard. it probably has nothing to do with everything being more expensive and worse.
Boeing needs to be seized. For real.
we developed the ability to talk to each other and communicate on a scale and fidelity unimaginable at any other point in human history and it drove us absolutely fucking insane in less than my lifetime
@lib_crusher You worked for a company that did surge pricing on a hammed burger
@MissOrig1nal We should know less about each other
*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.
(Interrupting my wife’s zoom meeting) Hey babe I noticed you didn’t cut my blueberries in half when u made my snack earlier? I guess you want me to choke and die? (Noticing myself reflected in her webcam next to her coworkers) nightmare blunt rotation lmao
My favorite part of Starship Troopers is when Johnny and Zander fight while Mazzy Star's Fade Into You plays in the background
The San Francisco Hom.. @SFHTUnion
1K Followers 712 Following The San Francisco Homeless Tenants Union is a coalition of formerly/homeless people fighting for accessible housing, economic justice and the end of capitalism.
Helen 😏 @HelenB2105
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Chris Mouré @ChrisMoure
90 Followers 88 Following Graduate student at Carleton University. Studies Political Economy and Technology
Intellectual Wino @ChemtrailerWino
341 Followers 2K Following Science Lover, pilot w/ A320/EMB145 ratings, extremist for Ideological Impurity. renaissance woman. Rockets, Aviation, Politics. I deal in facts, not truth.
S Gramsci Alfieri @SGramsciAlfieri
475 Followers 841 Following He/him, but call me Marchioness, comrade! I RT the aura of #counterhegemony and often reply as a #Joanut . Tall half of #BurntandErnie
Jean de l'entrecôte @de_entrecote
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Magnum D.E.I. @algoreryhthm
255 Followers 1K Following You think Chicago is your ally? I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see a vegetable until I was already a man...
Evelyn Carr @evelyn_carr1
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healthy skin and brai.. @leader_skin
1 Followers 2K Following I work from early in the morning until late in the evening. I make many calls and have many meetings.
Jamie Foxx @f23_jami
220 Followers 5K Following Furry Artist❣️ Support LGBT🏳️🌈| Fursuiter - 18 | he/him🍀 | SFW |NSFW main : @hailey_955
Jennifer Northcutt @SpellmakerJacey
1K Followers 3K Following I have #Achalasia it is rare, progressive & has no cure. I will die from a disease that has treatments because I can not get proper care in Texas.
David Samson @DavidSamso18413
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Merrivab @Merrivab220
113 Followers 1K Following For I know the thoughts I think toward you, says the Lord, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope.” Jeremiah 29:11
Lisa Gurule @LisaGurule20253
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Dick Jones Folkways @LookAroundCafe
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Diana @diana_adkins93
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K-Mart Debutante... @Miqual
109 Followers 285 Following the_immaculatedeception!!! A disgrace to a generation of NERF products... swan songs from the laundromat.. from football to free-jazz and everything in-between
Giordano Bruno @Sirius_Quincy
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Katie Her @HerKatie84172
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Dave Weisberger @daveweisberger_
592 Followers 2K Following Co-CEO of CoinRoutes (@coinroutes), Digital Assets for Economic Freedom advocate. #bitcoin $ #defi. NEVER construe my opinions as investment advice
ExcellentEpiPen @ExcellentEpiPen
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Diana @Diana803893647
114 Followers 557 Following You can put bad things behind you, but you have to face reality. I am a cheerful, life-loving, kind-hearted person.
M. Sterling Determan .. @sterlingdeterm1
113 Followers 267 Following Federal Prosecutor, Financial Crimes U.S. Dept of Justice Juris Doctorate U.C. Berkeley *views do not represents the views of the DOJ
Reem @REEMajesty_
119 Followers 639 Following ريم بنت عبدالله الخليفي Instagram: REEMajesty https://t.co/w2b6vzRV0k
ward j littell @TheHazeFoley
466 Followers 706 Following Future General Secretary and Secret Police Chief of American Communism 🚨🚔
tyler dean v. 🔞 @tylerdeanv
577 Followers 4K Following / 27 / m / scorpio / 🏳️🌈 / ♏ / 🔞 / He/him #BlueBeetleBattalion
King of Sardonica, Ph.. @KingOfSardonica
360 Followers 2K Following CEO, Dunning-Krueger & Bradstreet. Pugna per iram. Sarcasm, satire, snark, schadenfreude, and occasional sincerity. Not financial advice.
Comrade Koba ☭ @kobaenjoyer
198 Followers 584 Following Marxist-Leninist. Enjoyer of class emancipation of the global proletariat. Currently reading: Blackshirts & Reds 🇨🇺🇨🇳🇰🇵🇻🇳🇱🇦🇻🇪🇮🇷🇵🇸
ALpHA NON BiNARY COST.. @BrainStain7
681 Followers 4K Following Alpha NB. Giants / Seahawks fan shooting thejr mouth off on Twitter. (Thzy / Hzm) Alts: @cyberdunk42069, @brainstain08
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271 Followers 4K Following Peace over drama & distance over disrespect 😭🙏
Larry Hufstedler @HufstedlerLarry
1K Followers 2K Following LGBTQIA, BLM, women’s rights, WokeAF, 🌊🌈 MAGAs and flatearth muted 😜 Fighting against the rise of bigotry. Love science, math and dogs. He/Him
Gate @gaetinx
1K Followers 5K Following limitluss. Ape. Anti-Fascist #EndImperialism #NoGenocide - Wear a Respirator . Save the planet from oppressive ecocidal entities #EndFinancialTerrorism 🌏 🌍🌎
thundermanLA @thunderman99
240 Followers 2K Following 18+, nsfw, angry man who likes sexy chicks, brain surgeon, getting ready for the revolution, fake parody!
WampaLord @WampaLord69
283 Followers 176 Following Lord of the Wampas. Co-host of The Worst Wing podcast.
snekinnatenk.bsky.soc.. @snekutenk
116 Followers 394 Following i don’t post art here anymore, go to my tumblr (https://t.co/MRcrqy47SP) or bsky. still here to watch the fire and throw peanuts
rave to the grave @HaunchedLoaf
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beer person @CantEverDie
132K Followers 2K Following JUNE - L’CHAIM - TRANS DISINFO INFLUENCER - podcasting on @WesternKabuki & @CrateDiving - streaming games on https://t.co/kXjet8u2M2
CAROLINE LOVEGLOW @CLoveglow
2K Followers 2K Following Artist + Producer 🍓 My debut album ‘Strawberry’ is out now
CS2 @CounterStrike
2.1M Followers 355 Following Your favorite first person shooter’s favorite first person shooter.
TIM HERNÁNDEZ @_timhernandez
10K Followers 919 Following Teacher | Abolitionist | Chicano | Organizer | State Rep. he/him/his 🌱🌹✊🏽
DEATHCORE DOGGY @SAMOYEDCORE
56K Followers 2K Following the will of life stripped for eternity ♡@owomuwu♡ ig:b0yzantium twitch+discord:boyzantium bIuesky:https://t.co/jumoPqpGUh
Profit Of Mammon💲 @ProfitOfMammon
282 Followers 669 Following NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR Unrepentant Guillotine Fan CSPAMMER
MY 🥸MEOW🌽 MEOW�.. @RuckusCamby
709 Followers 2K Following I like weird movies and world music I hate Fascist, Authoritarians, and Bigots I believe Tupac, Gary Webb and Paul Wellstone were assassinated
Posts By Feds @SuspectFed
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Western Kabuki Podcas.. @WesternKabuki
22K Followers 78 Following Western Kabuki is @AGoldmund @BirdRespecter @CantEverDie. A show about what's going on online
WampaLord @WampaLord69
283 Followers 176 Following Lord of the Wampas. Co-host of The Worst Wing podcast.
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19K Followers 4K Following Chahta ᏣᎳᎩ 🪶 Communist having fun online Back from the dead
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803K Followers 964 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
The Hollywood Reporte.. @THR
3.5M Followers 6K Following The Hollywood Reporter is the premier destination & most widely trusted resource for entertainment news, reviews, videos & more.
BUH @Ollie_Oopsies
296 Followers 523 Following {Ollie} 27 🌈Trans🏳️⚧/NB He/They/Absolute menace to society 18+
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141 Followers 293 Following classics and history at UW. girl who rides buses.
Esmé von Hoffman @esme_von
290 Followers 366 Following TV writer. Filmmaker. Journalist. Also, likes dogs. Twitter agnostic. https://t.co/yOeY59I1s6
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2K Followers 1K Following great lakes secessionist | ask your therapist about me (she/her)
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze
14K Followers 803 Following Quoted on the BBC World Service ✨no first use policy ✨ 会说中文 ✨ QC at Falcon Safety Products ✨ she/her/tā
Pangzai @hebeipangzai
154K Followers 36 Following Inventor of tornado beer drinking style; Ordinary peasant from China; YouTube channel: https://t.co/vpTpCR4xGo ; My PayPal account: https://t.co/rTn8x4dt0G
Jay Bauman @JayBauman1
156K Followers 75 Following Something terrible happened to me one year on Lincoln’s birthday.
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449K Followers 73 Following The most pathetic attempts to pick up women online.
Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman
39K Followers 1K Following Actor, SAG-AFTRA. maybe u saw me in moonrise kingdom, paterson, it takes three, susie searches, etc. maybe you’ll see me in concessions, prob some other stuff
John @John3483920183
369 Followers 5 Following Its all about the footy and my boys and the pints end of
Deus Ex Moniker @deusexmoniker
8K Followers 3K Following it took me half a lifetime to learn that the only thing you can control is the posture of your heart before the ax falls
Geezer @Geezermania
304 Followers 2 Following Geezer is an orange girl with allergic dermatitis and an insatiable appetite for garbage
Enough is Enough @eiecampaign
230K Followers 416 Following The campaign to fight the cost-of-living crisis.
WD_BLACK @wd_black
179K Followers 480 Following We're the official #WDBlack page devoted to all gamers and storage. We're more than hardware. We're a gaming brand made for you. We are WD_BLACK.
ASUS @ASUS
973K Followers 429 Following Official ASUS Twitter. Get the scoop on products, updates and contests. For customer service/ technical inquiry: https://t.co/YGU5BBjvlH
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2.1M Followers 44 Following The official handle for NVIDIA. Blog: https://t.co/kMvsuHK4Ub Support: https://t.co/6ln5FVnA2o All our social media: https://t.co/Uc56dL57Dh
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actually it’s good @yungchomsky
66K Followers 1K Following why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
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Sacramento Radical Ed.. @sac_rad_edu
3K Followers 845 Following Est 2020, we are a majority-Indigenous political-education mutual aid project on unceded Nisenan, Patwin, & Miwok land. IG / venmo: @sac_rad_edu
TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod
156K Followers 6 Following Uncovering the Ep-Files with @Liz_Franczak Brace Belden & @yungchomsky Number One Podcast in Heaven. https://t.co/fs72he4cmB ace/aro
Camp DADA @infochangecamp
751 Followers 478 Following Building Bonds to Action! 🔥 An independent offline camping coalition!
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These would be real problems in a developed economy - they're a disaster for a developing one putting all of its eggs into the services/tech basket
@JoyceCarolOates I’d imagine the students for Palestine are pretty vocal about those issues too. Just generally
@JoyceCarolOates You can go set up an encampment for Roe v Wade if you think it’s important to do
Lmao why would the Amazon driver throw my package at my door. The delivery picture show the package still in the air 😂😂😂
“Libertarian ethics” is an oxymoron.
Under libertarian ethics, it would be permissible to start shooting these people after a warning. This is incredible restraint from the police.
An actual, bonafide instance of norm erosion in action:
In 2014, Obama's lawyers insisted a president had a unilateral right to extrajudicially assassinate Americans. 10 years later, Trump's lawyers are basing their assertions on the same argument. It's all bad. Maybe liberals shouldnt have eyerolled critics of Obama's move.
Back to admissions tours! Gotta show em our
the ADL will report this as a case of “antisemitism”. remember that whenever you hear their “90000% increase in antisemitism” bullshit
At Northwestern: average Karen tried to walk her dog through the encampment & called the police although she was there voluntarily & was always FREE TO LEAVE. She clearly weaponizes her Jewish identity to make a mockery of actual victims of antisemitism. NUPD told her to leave.
these guys are addicted to car crashes like Bolsonaro is addicted to being hospitalized
BREAKING: ISRAELI MINISTER HAIM BITON IN A CAR ACCIDENT MAKING IT THE SECOND IN 2 DAYS AFTER BEN GVIR’S ACCIDENT
Phish is going to get sucked into mainstream culture later in their career, aren’t they? Just like the Grateful Dead.
NO KRISTI NOEM DONT DO IT
"ugh why do you care so much about minnesota politics 😒" bc this happened and I've never gotten over it
Sometimes in New York City in a hockey bar you run into girls from the same city as you and they ask if you know the guy who was your 3rd grade boyfriend and it changed the trajectory of your entire night
@AvivaKlompas @IlhanMN You mean like casually calling protesters pro-Hamas or anti-Hamas? Or pro-terror or anti-terror? Which is another way of saying "the unacceptable Muslims, Christians & Jews, and the acceptable Muslims, Christians & Jews?" You mean like that, you absurd hypocrite?
@laurenancona @styloshka From a paper I’ve seen, the COVID ones are 90%+ accurate, flu js 75%, RSV is 50%, which to be honest is still more information than you had before
remember: we could have simple, straightforward, at-home tests for everything from influenza to RSV to Covid, but capitalists in the US have made sure we have to get sick & expose others if we need medical care absolutely no reason we don’t have the bottom right test here 🤷🏻♀️
Cannot get over this being about a story she put out herself
She's now fallen below Haley. Ouch.
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