Annie G @AmegaCaliche
To fuck around is human, to find out, divine. Dispensing wisdom no one asked for. ATX Joined March 2011-
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The world does not need any further bloviating on the folly of the rich in the Great Gatsby but I would genuinely like to read the rest of this.
Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student
Being a dog trainer at a public park full of the “Don’t worry he’s friendly!” people is a small personal hell.
The country I'm from fought a whole ass war so I DON'T have to give a shit about what happens to the British Royal Family
The grilled cheese sammich + affordable grocery store cab sav is the working man’s cheese and wine pairing
Damn I didn't know Nashville Hot Chicken was fancy or exotic. It IS, however, good as hell.
Sadly, there’re a bunch of tacky pop-up fast food stalls along the Thames at the #TowerOfLondon. Ok, I realise back in the day all sorts of traders would have frequented the area, but ‘Middle East Falafels’ and ‘Nashville Hot Chicken’? Another great policy from @SadiqKhan not
It will never cease to bother me that Robert Smith's makeup is done like this. TAKE SOME PRIDE IN YOUR LIPSTICK APPLICATION, ROBERT
Sadly, there’re a bunch of tacky pop-up fast food stalls along the Thames at the #TowerOfLondon. Ok, I realise back in the day all sorts of traders would have frequented the area, but ‘Middle East Falafels’ and ‘Nashville Hot Chicken’? Another great policy from @SadiqKhan not
@hels You..... threw a heaping quarter cup of salt into a recipe and didn't pause to question that?
@CoreyRForrester You’ve bee workin so hard dude! You love to see someone bring their buttercream dreams to life you know?
@Skatiemom Anyone this intent on infantilizing themselves isn't going to do any better with an animal, I'm afraid.
Whenever someone asks me what it looks like when people pretend to be dumber than they are because they think it's adorable I'm just going to refer them to this tweet thread.
on the verge of tears rn because I don’t know if foxes are cats or dogs
@mayorofshannon @P23643028Parker @mattaf30 @holy_schnitt I said you WANT to be adorable. It's coming off more "I've never been outside"
@Blackmateo6 @P23643028Parker @mayorofshannon @mattaf30 @holy_schnitt People acting like silly idiots because they think it's cute isn't new, they just have a bigger platform for attention now.
@P23643028Parker @mayorofshannon @mattaf30 @holy_schnitt She just wants to be adorable in her confusion, facts aren't going to be helpful here.
@wififluisteraar Seriously, go in there and set all your transactions to private so your transactions don't show up on there.
Someone explain to me why the Venmo is even a thing to begin with
on the verge of tears rn because I don’t know if foxes are cats or dogs
Heeeeell yeah
Imagine being drunk as hell on cheap wine on a summer day in ancient Rome watching the chariot races, then seeing a chariot eat shit on a turn, the crowd must have been insane
@GroundedReason @GeoffKnowsBeost @suzwhoever There is a whole lotta you in that comment. I painted my walls grey, so that when I put my bright-ass colored accessories on top, you really APPRECIATE the yellow chair.
@USAquarium @scottdenhalter Is blasting the cool people word for getting a tattoo?? No one told me this at the orientation, maybe I missed it in the materials
Corey Ryan Forrester ... @CoreyRForrester
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Gem City Ambassador-a... @Gem_City_Expat
171 Followers 1K Following Contracts, mostly. STR 10, DEX 8, CON 12, INT 15, WIS 14, CHA 13. Opinions my own. He/Him.
JohnnyCanuck @DarkMaple
235 Followers 579 Following I was born. Someday, I may die. Until then I'm just some guy in Ottawa. He/him/his
Jeffrey Rubinoff @QuietJeffR
504 Followers 2K Following Middle aged American living in Europe. Tabletop RPG geek. Golden Age mystery reader. Studied Anthropology, so of course am a software tech writer now.
Mr. Reeves @MrReevebabayega
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Band-aids don't fix b... @Rep_TnT
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Bewou @Bewou256
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MEMENTO LORI 💎🌟 @loribuugz
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Shannon🧟♀️�... @LobaLupercalia
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Nick @hecatoncheires
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Jackie Jeronimo @JeronimoJackie
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SunshineCattybrownie @ShrutiMeherwal
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Frederick B Hunt @FrederickBHunt1
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I’ve been told I ha... @milliegogo
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piscesib @piscesib
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James Love @jaylove30
95 Followers 572 Following
$HAYMOJI @Apocalipstick92
41 Followers 253 Following She/Her EST. Early 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ so I'm too grown tgaf ♑ DA G.O.A.T 🐐 A girl's girl, but I ain't no 🐦 🏳️🌈 I love everyone unless you're dumb 🔞DNI
Carot @_charcar
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Cassandra Mason Outla... @CEO_CassieMason
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CMP4 @ChristenMarie33
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Donna Smith @dselfsmith
70 Followers 238 Following Content Writer in Marketing and Strategic Communications @spcnews | Alumna @UA_Educator @USouthFlorida | Love 🏕 🏖🚴♂️📚✍
Cassidy Macias @cvrudhula
141 Followers 240 Following TX Account Manager @Tableau, former #teacher @AustinISD, #education #EdTech #Austinite #blendedlearning
Jean Michel @JeanMic60103183
8 Followers 133 Following Je suis un homme simple gentille sincères honnêtes j'aime les gens
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74 Followers 745 Following
Red Hairing @RHairing
207 Followers 36 Following Redhead, Endo, Adeno, IC, Hashi's, Celiac, & PCOS awareness advocate. •||• ɱơɱ ɬơ ɬơơɬʂıɛცɛƖƖɛ & ℘ąŋɖą ცɛąཞ •||• Pluviophile•||• Very happy with my calm life.
FLA_UCONN_GIRL @brooke322
693 Followers 2K Following I’m from New England, I live in the south. I love Tom Brady, the Patriots, UConn, dogs & cupcakes. I'm a size window seat. Retired drunk texter
[email protected] ... @RuTemple
614 Followers 831 Following Artist, editor, musician, weaver; in the sacred set of folks who Do Stuff with curiosity & joy. She/her. Mastodon: @[email protected]
Dru da truth @hung_dom210satx
22 Followers 418 Following
Abigail E Sims @potentialyeti
201 Followers 583 Following Connoisseur of consequences. God's own personal inconvenience. Married to the em dash. | @witnessmag @grisgrislitjour @sfpoetry @SandHillsMag ⚔️
David Veronica @DavidVe90599008
2 Followers 67 Following Need a good caring man for serous relationship lol
Omi🇵🇸🔻🍉�... @Pagooters
4K Followers 7K Following From the River to the Sea. Anti Colonialism. Free Palestine! Free Congo! Free Sudan! Free Hawai’i! 🚫Zios. Sober Birthday 11/09/2016.
G. Madre @2NussyHoles
81 Followers 404 Following
i guess i have an acc... @iguessihave
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Corey Ryan Forrester ... @CoreyRForrester
179K Followers 5K Following writer @ https://t.co/mfwfWwI8xn . One of the 25 Greatest Rant Comics OF ALL TIME according to Lewis Black and Cracked. AGENT: [email protected]
JohnnyCanuck @DarkMaple
235 Followers 579 Following I was born. Someday, I may die. Until then I'm just some guy in Ottawa. He/him/his
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg
6K Followers 932 Following Writer, humorist, guy with beard. Now at https://t.co/IobIiZi60c and @loresjoberg.bsky.social
Puttin On Airs W/Trae... @PuttinOnAirsPod
2K Followers 19 Following Puttin' On Airs is a podcast where two good ol boys (@TraeCrowder & @CoreyRForrester ) from the rural South learn about & analyze fancy people and their culture
Bill Corbin @team_corbin
3K Followers 1K Following Retired Bassist of American Aquarium. Current Fitness Professional in the Fort Worth area and bassist for @kylenixmusic
Shepherd @NeolithicSheep
30K Followers 319 Following 'Swear to god, you are like if the Foxfire books were set in hell.' - @UrsulaV Sort of famous in the eyes of the law. Trans. He/him I canceled Thoreau.
yeehaw meg @yeehaw_meg
5K Followers 461 Following writer. comedian. | past @inthesetimesmag @todayintabs | bylines @instyle @vulture @cosmopolitan @otherplaces | host @YA_WeReadIt | they/them
Abigail E Sims @potentialyeti
201 Followers 583 Following Connoisseur of consequences. God's own personal inconvenience. Married to the em dash. | @witnessmag @grisgrislitjour @sfpoetry @SandHillsMag ⚔️
Daily David Tennant a... @fennecfoxdavid
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Drive-By Truckers @drivebytruckers
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The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats
174K Followers 4K Following reapplying to the University of New Hampshire's PhD program in Rhetoric, Literacy, and Composition Studies
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John Mayer @JohnMayer
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Otter Run @OtterRunKennel
8K Followers 198 Following Progressive sleddog team, home to happy dogs,Martha,Erin,Chad,T-Boone & Leda Schouweiler, 8x best kept team award recipient https://t.co/YfQ7Rh0Lop
Dr. Miguel A. Cardona @teachcardona
66K Followers 285 Following Husband, Father of 2, 12th Secretary of Education, follow official account @SecCardona
Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg
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Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden
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The Iditarod @The_Iditarod
11K Followers 102 Following Official Iditarod account. A sled dog race, running from Anchorage to Nome Alaska, covering 1000 miles of the roughest, most beautiful terrain. #IditarodNation
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Vice President Kamala... @VP46Archive
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Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive
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President Biden Archi... @POTUS46Archive
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