Annie G @AmegaCaliche
To fuck around is human, to find out, divine. Dispensing wisdom no one asked for. ATX Joined March 2011-
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The world does not need any further bloviating on the folly of the rich in the Great Gatsby but I would genuinely like to read the rest of this.
Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student
Being a dog trainer at a public park full of the “Don’t worry he’s friendly!” people is a small personal hell.
The country I'm from fought a whole ass war so I DON'T have to give a shit about what happens to the British Royal Family
The grilled cheese sammich + affordable grocery store cab sav is the working man’s cheese and wine pairing
Damn I didn't know Nashville Hot Chicken was fancy or exotic. It IS, however, good as hell.
Sadly, there’re a bunch of tacky pop-up fast food stalls along the Thames at the #TowerOfLondon. Ok, I realise back in the day all sorts of traders would have frequented the area, but ‘Middle East Falafels’ and ‘Nashville Hot Chicken’? Another great policy from @SadiqKhan not
It will never cease to bother me that Robert Smith's makeup is done like this. TAKE SOME PRIDE IN YOUR LIPSTICK APPLICATION, ROBERT
Sadly, there’re a bunch of tacky pop-up fast food stalls along the Thames at the #TowerOfLondon. Ok, I realise back in the day all sorts of traders would have frequented the area, but ‘Middle East Falafels’ and ‘Nashville Hot Chicken’? Another great policy from @SadiqKhan not
@hels You..... threw a heaping quarter cup of salt into a recipe and didn't pause to question that?
@CoreyRForrester You’ve bee workin so hard dude! You love to see someone bring their buttercream dreams to life you know?
@Skatiemom Anyone this intent on infantilizing themselves isn't going to do any better with an animal, I'm afraid.
Whenever someone asks me what it looks like when people pretend to be dumber than they are because they think it's adorable I'm just going to refer them to this tweet thread.
on the verge of tears rn because I don’t know if foxes are cats or dogs
@mayorofshannon @P23643028Parker @mattaf30 @holy_schnitt I said you WANT to be adorable. It's coming off more "I've never been outside"
@Blackmateo6 @P23643028Parker @mayorofshannon @mattaf30 @holy_schnitt People acting like silly idiots because they think it's cute isn't new, they just have a bigger platform for attention now.
@P23643028Parker @mayorofshannon @mattaf30 @holy_schnitt She just wants to be adorable in her confusion, facts aren't going to be helpful here.
@wififluisteraar Seriously, go in there and set all your transactions to private so your transactions don't show up on there.
Someone explain to me why the Venmo is even a thing to begin with
on the verge of tears rn because I don’t know if foxes are cats or dogs
Heeeeell yeah
Imagine being drunk as hell on cheap wine on a summer day in ancient Rome watching the chariot races, then seeing a chariot eat shit on a turn, the crowd must have been insane
@GroundedReason @GeoffKnowsBeost @suzwhoever There is a whole lotta you in that comment. I painted my walls grey, so that when I put my bright-ass colored accessories on top, you really APPRECIATE the yellow chair.
@USAquarium @scottdenhalter Is blasting the cool people word for getting a tattoo?? No one told me this at the orientation, maybe I missed it in the materials
Corey Ryan Forrester ... @CoreyRForrester
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JohnnyCanuck @DarkMaple
235 Followers 579 Following I was born. Someday, I may die. Until then I'm just some guy in Ottawa. He/him/his
Jeffrey Rubinoff @QuietJeffR
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Mr. Reeves @MrReevebabayega
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MEMENTO LORI 💎🌟 @loribuugz
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Nick @hecatoncheires
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Frederick B Hunt @FrederickBHunt1
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$HAYMOJI @Apocalipstick92
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Carot @_charcar
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FLA_UCONN_GIRL @brooke322
693 Followers 2K Following I’m from New England, I live in the south. I love Tom Brady, the Patriots, UConn, dogs & cupcakes. I'm a size window seat. Retired drunk texter
[email protected] ... @RuTemple
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Dru da truth @hung_dom210satx
22 Followers 418 Following
Abigail E Sims @potentialyeti
201 Followers 583 Following Connoisseur of consequences. God's own personal inconvenience. Married to the em dash. | @witnessmag @grisgrislitjour @sfpoetry @SandHillsMag ⚔️
David Veronica @DavidVe90599008
2 Followers 67 Following Need a good caring man for serous relationship lol
Omi🇵🇸🔻🍉�... @Pagooters
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G. Madre @2NussyHoles
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i guess i have an acc... @iguessihave
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Corey Ryan Forrester ... @CoreyRForrester
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JohnnyCanuck @DarkMaple
235 Followers 579 Following I was born. Someday, I may die. Until then I'm just some guy in Ottawa. He/him/his
Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg
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Puttin On Airs W/Trae... @PuttinOnAirsPod
2K Followers 19 Following Puttin' On Airs is a podcast where two good ol boys (@TraeCrowder & @CoreyRForrester ) from the rural South learn about & analyze fancy people and their culture
Bill Corbin @team_corbin
3K Followers 1K Following Retired Bassist of American Aquarium. Current Fitness Professional in the Fort Worth area and bassist for @kylenixmusic
Shepherd @NeolithicSheep
30K Followers 319 Following 'Swear to god, you are like if the Foxfire books were set in hell.' - @UrsulaV Sort of famous in the eyes of the law. Trans. He/him I canceled Thoreau.
yeehaw meg @yeehaw_meg
5K Followers 461 Following writer. comedian. | past @inthesetimesmag @todayintabs | bylines @instyle @vulture @cosmopolitan @otherplaces | host @YA_WeReadIt | they/them
Abigail E Sims @potentialyeti
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