Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

certified Twitter troll, instigator, troublemaker, dad Joined May 2012

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

6 days ago

for reasons unknown, my kid has a photo of Justin Trudeau with large googly eyes on the inside of her bedroom door and now I will be giggling out loud spontaneously the rest of the day

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

3 weeks ago

definition of irony: I posted on Laura Loomer's Xitter that her plastic surgery made her look like she's a tranny and it got flagged as "hateful"... as if everything she posts ISN'T???

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

a month ago

This morning CBS had a girl with Down's syndrome on their morning show who wrote an uplifting children's book called "I am a Masterpiece". A book about inclusivity... who wants to bet Moms for Liberty will have it banned from school libraries for being "woke?"

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

2 months ago

to continue my dad joke story from yesterday.. here's the dad joke... feel free to re-use: Why do they only use 239 beans when they make chili in Boston? Because 1 more bean would make it too fawty.

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

2 months ago

lady on CBS deals this morning talking about a manual push mower like it's some revolutionary new invention that will save the planet with no emissions, no noise. My grandfather had one of those in the 60s. They are no bueno. Unusable if the grass is longer than a putting green.

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

2 months ago

<--tells kid a dad joke Her- *eyeroll* "It's a dad joke" Her - "you're a dad, every joke you tell is technically a dad joke" I had no comeback

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Tulane Football @GreenWaveFB

2 months ago

The 2024 Schedule is here and we are #JuicedUp! 🧃🌊 #UptownFootball | @American_Conf

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

2 months ago

New Orleans friends, brace yourself for some serious triggering, and I apologize in advance... The Fresh Market, Coconut Grove, FL, February 28, 2024... I present for your outrage.. like how long does a Gambino king cake last?

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Alphonso Peauditis @apeauditis

2 months ago

@FBPolitic @AmbroseBielecki @BrendonLeslie @FLVoiceNews @ErinGrall Tell me you’ve never run a business without telling me you’ve never run a business.

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

2 months ago

the other day I get: "Dad, did you know Bob Marley's son played football at Miami?" "Yes.. his grandson also played college football for Tulane. Every televised game from 2013 thru 2016 the announcers had to bring up that fact.. Every. Televised. Game. It wasn't annoying at all"

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

2 months ago

personally I blame the Winn-Dixie for not having sold all of their marked down Valentine's Day candy resulting in me buying two bags when I only went there for thyme and mushrooms

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

2 months ago

Endymion sent me a survey to rate the signature throws this year and I'm about to dump on the rubber blinky wands that nobody wanted the the medallion beads where the medallions fell off before I could throw them.. anything else you all hated that we threw?

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

3 months ago

a night where the Xitter algorithm is smiling upon me and feeding me endless twits from Mardi Gras instead of MAGA dipshits... my first Mardi Gras in 14 years was wonderful and I'm still enjoying it.. thanks to each and all of you

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

3 months ago

after we got back to Miami I get: "Dad, how is the Zulu parade, anyway?" I confess: "Not gonna lie, I've never been to Zulu... I've never wanted to wake up that early on Fat Tuesday." If we ever stick around for Fat Tuesday in the future, I'll spend my first Zulu with the kid

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

3 months ago

asked the kid her favorite part of New Orleans this past weekend "roast beef po boy"... that's it? "Oh yea, and Krewe d'Etat" (sorry all my Hermes and Muses friends, I guess) she wasn't feeling well and missed my parade (Endymion) which would have obviously been her favorite

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

3 months ago

Reminder for my Mardi Gras folks...I'm on float 20-B in Endymion, last man on top level, neutral ground side.. Tulane apparel gets you good stuff!

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

3 months ago

the kid's first Mardi Gras parades.. some beads, got a shoe and she needed a stupid hat... and she succeeded there

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

3 months ago

I used to drive to New Orleans to ride in Endymion.. but now I live too long of a drive away... I used to go to Beads by the Dozen for extra stuff, but no longer... after seeing the sex doll mouth rubber chicken throws, I am lamenting not driving to MG this year!!

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

3 months ago

yeah, I got the fevah! I have the NOLA parade cam on while I mess around on the laptop.. can't wait for Thursday!

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Ambrose Bielecki @AmbroseBielecki

3 months ago

How I know Skynet is still not ready to eliminate humanity, I set a reminder on Alexa "I am trying to be better at knowing who I am talking to, you're John, right?" Me - "No, I'm Batman!" 11:40-- boop boop beep beep "This is a reminder, Batman, order Thai food" Sarcasm undetected