Alyssa A. Dini @AlyssaADini
Modern Day Philosopher. For more one-liners, follow alyssadini on Threads and Alyssa Dini on Facebook United States Joined September 2021-
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I would imagine that if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
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A lot of bars have black lights, and when a bar has black lights everybody looks very cool, except me because I was under the impression the mustard stain came out.
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I wonder if the Brits call Miles Davis, “Kilometers Davis.”
My friend is a director and says many directors get lost in the process. Instead of yelling, “Cut!” They should try yelling, “Point!”
This jacket I have on is dry clean only which means this jacket is dirty.
Roses are grey, violets are grey because I’m a dog.
Watching too much news bad for you. My father only watches the news and told me to, “suffer in silence,” three times in a row. Bring on the depopulating and dad get a pair of ruby slippers already.
People change. Many more times than they change clothes in a day.
Next week I’m going for an MRI to find out if I have claustrophobia.
How long does a note have to be to be considered a book?
I’m against picketing but I don’t know how to show it.
Look things happen… for everything else, that’s what Mastercard is for.
Always give your 100%…except when donating blood or bleeding out
I got my hair highlighted because some strands seemed more important.
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I would imagine that if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
@AlyssaADini I personally like to call Les Miles Fewer Miles. As my high school debate coach who last I heard still jokes about it, would confirm.
I wonder if the Brits call Miles Davis, “Kilometers Davis.”
@AlyssaADini Next step: help someone else highlight their hair. 😉
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Roses are grey, violets are grey because I’m a dog.
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@dukestartalker I stopped highlighting to promote equality.
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Came to visit my Baby Boy on this dreary, rainy Sunday afternoon 💔💔💔
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When I have to drive a new car that is not my own, I don’t know everything going so a lot of times I’ll drive like 10 miles with the emergency break on. Doesn’t say a lot for me but it doesn’t say a lot for the emergency break. It’s an emergency-make-the-car-smell-funny lever.
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