Almandrix, Illustrious Invoker @Almandrix
casting spells and chanting rhymes Tower of Moss Joined March 2023-
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Was ordering in an underdark Cafe and accidently invoked the true name of the barista and they exploded into a million shards of glass and light in front of me I just wanted a hot chocolate man
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use a ward spell to block THIS jackass! *starts breakdancing but I get caught on my beard and break all my bones*
spell of big crab summons a big crab
forbidden knowledge... save me.. forbidden knowledge save me forbidden knowledge
@seamussy curse of a thousand plagues
I was told to stop scrolling, but how else am I supposed to transcribe my spells?
I don't know who I am anymore, I'm generating too much mana
King told me to summon the court fool but there was a slight miscommunication and now there is a wort ghoul running amuck in the castle
I was trapped in a maze the other day and I spot a chest, it is a mimic I see a map on the wall, I go up to read it and it's a mimic Finally, I find the door, and you would not fucking believe what happened
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in the maged tower. straight up "castin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My magits
These elixirs be hittin
Using prestidigitation to soil my enemy's pantaloons
@wizardsextape Ye shall be missed and live forever in my hearts. Not the ones in my body, of course, but I have a few in jars laying around that I can fill with that potion.
I have returned from my long journey to the most terrible of news. RIP The Wizard, you were truly the greatest caster of our times. #WizardsDemise
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I have to go away forever now. Please savor my final potion. #WizardsDemise
There seems to be an increase in everyone summoning familiars and making homunculi, maybe I should try it out! Let us hope it does not turn out like last time!
i ate the wizard-wizard fruit and now im a wizard-wizard person
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