Gori the Warlock @Gori_Grindelfig
Gori Grindelfig, son of Dori Grindelfig. Blacksmith, Chef, and Warlock. I enjoy a hard days work and a tall pint of ale. Favorite human: @Katano426 Tomb in the Swamp. Joined April 2023-
Tweets1K
-
Followers744
-
Following76
-
Likes5K
Which one of you gods forsaken bastards let their humonculi break free?
Which one of you gods forsaken bastards let their humonculi break free?
Perhaps my attraction towards evil women is unhealthy? No, that would never be the case. Anyway, I'm off to burn down a village to appease the bog hag.
I'm taking matters into my own hands, I'm cleaning this earth of all stray humunculus. History won't remember them.
This is why it is always a good practice to make your creations infertile. A homunculus of mine broke free a few months back, and I'm still putting down hog-men to this day.
This is why it is always a good practice to make your creations infertile. A homunculus of mine broke free a few months back, and I'm still putting down hog-men to this day.
"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. ELDRITCH BLAST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. ELDRITCH BLAST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
The masses are in need of a great feast. Millions must grill.
The masses are in need of a great feast. Millions must grill.
Lads, I must admit. These small inanimate minions of mine will be the death of my coffers.
That happened to my mate Jeff once. A shame; he still owed me money.
That happened to my mate Jeff once. A shame; he still owed me money.
Are there any good video games where you play as a werewolf? There are plenty of great games for vampires, but when it comes to werewolves I can only really think of skyrim. I'm not looking for anything furry adjacent. Not against furries; they just aren't my crowd.
The elder gods watching my transmute mundane objects into living creatures; like mice and toads so I can reanimate them for cheap since they don't have souls.
How it feels to be a massive pervert, but you don't want to make all the witches and hags uncomfortable.
I cast inflict wounds on myself Today To see if I still wound.
I cast kidney stone! For my next spell, I cast heat stone! Your turn, valiant warrior!
I really need to start working on a human body double. Lotta scary people out there who aren't interested in paying back the money they owe me.
Traveled to the land of barbarism. It appears ritualistic gnome decapitations are a regular occurrence.
This man broke into my home and just started screaming. He killed countless minions and absolutely trashed my home. What a badass.
Valiant Hero: You will perish this day, fiend! Your taint will no longer plague this realm! Dark sorcerer that just got into anime: Have any of you guys seen Cowboy Bebop?
Me: Oh man, I sure do hope I'm alone in my home at this current point in time. The ghastly Visage in the corner:
The Barbarian after being dropped from high orbit. (They're fine, they were raging when they hit the ground)
Some wizards are proclaiming that mana is stored in the balls. This is preposterous. We're that truly the case, then sure more witches and hags would want to be with me.
sneasler enjoyer @yepyeasureokay
8 Followers 63 Following grass grows birds fly sun shines and brutha, i hurt people my bestie :) are cool
bobmgee @b0bmgee
94 Followers 567 Following i like music and i like my girl and and and i might be a little bit mentally unstable and obsessed but im working through that
Calrens // Sagekeep @esperenchanter
18 Followers 165 Following I play wow on moonguard, am an RPer, and I shitpost. Avid EDH player and lover of Stax. I love rats.
Big Dick Chymist 72/6.. @Great_Chymist69
3 Followers 7 Following ◼️◻️🟥Visita Interiora Terrae Rectificando Invenies Occultem Lapidem forever in search for the great stone. he/him, alchemy haters dni
Chibbles @ChibblesArt
94 Followers 1K Following Hi I like cool things I guess and draw sometimes. Minors DNI
Shadeesha Hinder @ShadeeshaHinder
40 Followers 276 Following
Morelin (real) @FreakyCastle
2 Followers 32 Following
Manowhite @Manowhite
3 Followers 625 Following
Palm🏴𓅃 @PerfectlyWeird
1K Followers 2K Following Media Magpie #AuDHD Weird recessive @perfectlyweird.bsky.social
axiom @DumbPhonk
55 Followers 171 Following your friendly neighborhood Transformers Animated nerd. ask me about megamind :)
Paladin Posting @PostingPaladin
3 Followers 19 Following
Throwawayman @Throwaw32262959
57 Followers 374 Following
Timothy Grey @TimothyTheGrey
0 Followers 12 Following
Kittybrained lovergir.. @Sproingl
58 Followers 270 Following Mochi Mochi Trans mtf :3 she/they/it (banner by @04119__snail, not my art!!) Paleo lover!! I post art sometimes 20+ Minors DNI.
Margarete 🥮 @wlwlucatracy
41 Followers 1K Following I support women's rights, but more importantly, women's wrongs.
whiskey rose @lvl80treeko
44 Followers 1K Following my favorite gta radio station is flash fm | 20 | he/him |🔞Minors GTFO🔞| kicking @hermntfrogee 's ass 24/7
Ziemniak @DominTomaszz
4 Followers 12 Following
John @Pl3As3S3ndH3lP
71 Followers 127 Following
🎃bonnieringtail�.. @bonnieringtail
243 Followers 2K Following She/her. lots of horror, art, 🔞, minors DNI! A lot of 18+ RTs. 🪶Bi, I support trans rights! Spider-Girl with a Venom Symbiote on bluesky
Medi @MediDowned
18 Followers 269 Following
Scream Guy 🏆☠️ @DegenCartz
308 Followers 5K Following 🏆 I LOVE FlaVR so damn much! Juwun... FMA is my favourite anime pfp by @PokeyPokums
Daphne (Archbishop Gr.. @EchidnasLover
63 Followers 407 Following 23 y/o | #1 Echidna lover and fan | I am very normal about Psychopomp | Hisami is best Touhou
Dejl @balls_snatcher0
42 Followers 222 Following The Man who cried during the LaD gaiden the Man who erased his name ending (I LOVE SOL BADGUY)
Blitzz @BlitzzVibin
1 Followers 118 Following
LM @lm_sny
281 Followers 154 Following 23 INFJ Digital Artist & Cybercrime Grad Student Crustacean Enjoyer ▪︎ Likes to play D&D ▪︎ Loves @MidMasq :)
Vestiges @Jjawesomesaucee
13 Followers 166 Following aka Jjawesomesauce I like and repost funny shit so follow for that
An annoying creature @MonkeyOfMonth
5 Followers 31 Following Whimsy-pilled and absolutely jollymaxxing
Rogue Posting @PostingRogue
285 Followers 38 Following Level 20 Half-Elf Rouge Committed to thievery Warlocks are brothers 🤝 Mimics DNI The Guild welcomes meme submissions
PaladinPosting @TheKindPaladin
22 Followers 16 Following Blessed by the gods and gifted with the sword. None shall pose a threat to the weak as long as I stand.
Hyacinth (Wizard) @hy3c1nth
142 Followers 44 Following Freshly graduated young wizard. Into other hot wizards and down to cast a hex Wrinkled hands hold lessons learned, not just scars. We stumble, we rise again.
Bungdor the Reanimato.. @cthonicbionic
201 Followers 51 Following Necromancer and forcibly retired poison swamp tour guide. Meatsuits and social constructs are beneath me. ✨Phlegmatic Sun~Melancholic Rising💫✨
The Ice Lord @_Ice_Lord_Real
71 Followers 63 Following Lord Arcturus from Gelaria. Master of Ice Magic. lv100+, Sorcerer+Wizard, 8Biyo. Minecraft Youtuber-wannabe.
Dylan @justdylanfr
110 Followers 200 Following he/him • 22 • transmasc & bi • ENG/PL • BPD • the guy behind @LazyWizardsS
Count Doug Fernwhiske.. @Level_0_Wizard
63 Followers 300 Following I'll remove your balls if you pick my lemongrass
Skeleton Archmage @ArchSkeleton
243 Followers 126 Following Renowned mage in life, wise hermit in death. Down in the catacombs studying my tomes
Vampire Hunter Van He.. @anti_vamp_union
110 Followers 123 Following here for you if a vampire or creature is being annoying || she/her || union work only || expert in crossbows, wooden stakes, spears, and other pointy sticks
. @DetectiveLunge
57 Followers 328 Following North Water, Northmen, North by Northwest, Norm of the North, Emperor of the North, Fist of the North Star apologist.
Wizard NATO @wizardNATO
704 Followers 22 Following Working for peace, security & freedom for over one dozen wizards. Official Twitter account of the N-A-T-O. #WizardNATO #WeAreWizardNato #WizardsNeverGiveUp
WarriorPosting @FighterPosting
20K Followers 300 Following Level 20 fighter. Mercenary-Lord. Champion of the fighter's guild.
Wizardo The Foolish @FoolishConjurer
747 Followers 33 Following My parents wanted me to be an alchemist, but I had to follow my heart Totally not a practitioner of dark magic High Conjurer of the Wizard Council They/Them
Charles The Warlock @WarlocksRule38
3 Followers 9 Following Sick of the wizard left speading shit. how about we put then on Eldritch blast and see how they hold up
Zorloc, traveler of l.. @ZorlocTheWizard
61 Followers 58 Following Wizard traveler from Alphozor🧙♂️🔮
Davy Jones @DeadMansSquid
353 Followers 376 Following (Parody: Not affiliated with Disney or the Pirates films) Captain of the Flying Dutchman | Octo beard | Bi | 21 y/o he/him
Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang
319K Followers 10K Following Not Steve Aoki. YouTube videos about pee and poo. I play guitar in a numetal band @wearejynx |https://t.co/yJnXuh9h3N use CODE: Whang | Biz: [email protected]
Tiphior Raviveur 💭 @LazyWizardsS
207 Followers 833 Following Tiphior Raviveur • He/him • 2200 years old • Borderline necromancer • @justdylanfr • blud kicked the bucket
Gavrilo Grigglepuff @Freedom4Gnomes
508 Followers 497 Following fighting to free gnomes from Keebler Elf imperialism #GnomeGnation Short and Mighty!
Evil Skeleton Wizard .. @FlameSkeleton42
245 Followers 475 Following | She/It | Very Evil | Adept at Fucked up evil skeleton magic | #1 In Flames fan | Eating peasant children since 1263 |
Hubert Bigglesby The .. @hubertbigglesby
89 Followers 60 Following he/him | COURT WIZARD OF THE CLAN THRUNDSHACKLE. wizard in pursuit of ancient arcane tomes. mildly sociopathic at times.
Lost the Spellcaster�.. @LostMage2D
592 Followers 730 Following Basically. I'm Insane but healing slowly. 👻 ♎🧙🔞🏳️🌈 #1 Introverted Awkward loser AG Bi/Pan Shit Posting Sad Clown Wizard of Culture.
Azure Eye News @placeholderaen
316 Followers 311 Following Your favourite undead news squirrels bringing you all the libel that's fit to print! Serving the nice (and naughty!) denizens of the Enchanted Forest.
Pixels Puddlefen @gnomepuddlefen
2K Followers 1K Following on an endless quest to find elusive mushrooms 🍄 and ankles to bite 🌈
Level 99 Wizard @PostsForWizards
198 Followers 33 Following 🔥 Ramshackle The Eternal's the name, stop talking about it 🔥 👁️ HIGH LEVEL WIZARD POSTING 👁️ ✨Wanted by several governments✨ 🔮 Pondering and Scheming 🔮
Benedict Balthazar LX.. @DaWizardBB77
166 Followers 264 Following He/Him / Welcome to my digital tower / GCC & WU Graduate / Conjurer and Diviner / Cohost of The Wizard on @wzrd666_3 / Silly and whimsical (usually)
Town Guard @GuardPosting
1K Followers 97 Following I guard the town. No, you cannot see the king. No, those rocks are not gold. Yes, I can hear you casting your dumb spells.
gnomefrog bandobras @BandobrasGnome
234 Followers 88 Following damn i love mischief 🍄 álfheimr born and raised🧝hog war veteran🎖️currently a frog due to some bewitchery...
Ballzack the Wizard @Mrwizeerd
405 Followers 205 Following I am Ballzack! the great and powerful! (Age: 2526) (Practice: Destruction, Transmutation, Illusion, Runic Enchantmets) https://t.co/vE19107L7C ✨️🧙♂️
Modi Boicson @PanderPoop
76 Followers 188 Following Heir to clan Crackrund of the Northern mountains. Well respected lore-master, calligrapher and axe duelist.
Xenglad The Herbalist @XengladsHerbs
51 Followers 115 Following I am Xenglad, a wizard practicing the arts of herbal, grassroots magic. Children of the forest be welcome. No I do not supply wizard weed | Main: @HarryMrHam
Gnomeposting @Gnomeposts
9K Followers 33 Following Not a gnelf, not a gnoblin. Open for submissions through DMs Ran by @OfficalNagy
Vampire-Posting @GravelordPosts
761 Followers 262 Following Just a vampire that says things. sometimes hypnotize people or turn into a bat- (NOT a minor. I predate your entire generation) 🦇 they/she
Gnomious Bo Bobobious @GnomiousBobo
630 Followers 398 Following First Wave Gnome. Will attack you while you sleep. 🍉
sneed seedlings @sneedtheweed
274 Followers 216 Following just a wee little gnome on his journey, mostly kind and gentle sometimes evil (she/her) 22
꧁༺ ꒦꒐꒒ꏂ �.. @vile_alchemist
2K Followers 69 Following MEDICAL DOCTOR / MOST EVIL PHILOSOPHER AWARD 2008 / THE "FATHER OF TOXICOLOGY" / OVER 100,000 SUBSTANCES TRANSMUTED
Dwarf posting @Dwarfposting
28K Followers 43 Following Just a dwarf spreading the gospel of the mine I run by @Vvlad_art I love me beer, love me pickaxe, 'ate elves ain't racist, just don't like em DM submissions
Gandalf The Red @Gandalf21847741
119 Followers 171 Following Real wizard / In Middle Earth / Hobbies: chiefin that hoe
Gnorbitt Mintbrass @bigdickgnorbitt
1K Followers 373 Following i enjoy frolicking, foraging, and pondering
Haddithus Zolarnin of.. @zolarnin
32 Followers 60 Following evil wizard, slayer of lord dicidisax, groovy little guy, partner at Caldaris & Zolarnin Wizardry LLC
Lobrum the Alchemist @strongalchemist
361 Followers 104 Following best potion brewer this side of the wicked wood
small woodland creatu.. @placeholder_000
403 Followers 622 Following Embracing my truest identity as a little magic creature. first wave gnome. Professional soggy cat retweeter. he/him.
Gnorkle Tinglesnort @G_Tinglesnort
122 Followers 38 Following I am THE Gnorkle Tinglesnort. Fungus muncher, swamp dweller, witch avoider. Do not inquire about my magic mead, it will come to you.@studyeroftomes @woman_mage Yes, I want to kill my ex-wife
i looked it up and the average adult human skeleton is 25,000 calories. why go grocery shopping when you can be graveyardmaxxing. meal preppers this one is for you
Can’t believe I got caught on video smh
@GravelordPosts @yairkakon Oh, no no. We would never.
"I must defeat the vampire queen with my magic sword/skill!" Trust unto me, thou needest not to. It's quite contained.
"I hath been reincarnated from another world to..." It be a true shame, thou shouldst have been reincarnated into a world where I cared.
true
@gnomepuddlefen Even the hells shiver when a nice gnome looses their cool.
Feral goblin child: Mister Shopkeeper I had blood but now it's gone. Me: w-where did you get the blood? Feral goblin child: I don't know but now it's gone. Goblins are the best
I welcome the apes personally.
Apes are now patrolling New York in their final mission to take over the planet for ‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’ In theaters on May 10.
@NeckAlbatross Then again I may be missing all the ones that do this, like the latest Crash & Spyro remakes
@NeckAlbatross I hate how this is kinda true. Don't remember the last time a modern game had me breaking crates for orbs or the like. God I wanna replay Ratchet & Clank
Pov: you're a lesbian that collects hand accessories now I couldn't find a better pose sorry ot looks like I'm blocking an attack
I'm more of a 'Gnome if the Past' type a fella
Which one do you like the most?
@PanderPoop Playing Immortal empires as Isabella this time
@gregthesorcerer These hands are fast but it appears the Sorceror is faster :0 He's sent me to Whiterun
Trends for United States
You might like
