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Why does this always happen? A mix up with the @greateranglia assistance booking apparently so there’s no rail replacement wheelchair taxi to get me home. No buses running at this time so I’m just stuck in Colchester waiting room #disabilitytravel
The sequel’s never as good as the original.
The sequel’s never as good as the original.
They can’t ban The Metro though. That’s on every bus I ever get on. That and Ridley Scott.
I’d only watch I’m a Celebrity if the insects were allowed to see how many celebs they could eat.
So let me get this right, Marty McFly went back the 50’s, fucked his grandmother, invented smack heads, then started the depletion of the ozone layer and global warming by introducing a wormhole into the earth’s atmosphere, then returned to the shit Duran Du fucking ran 80’s?
Watching Back To The Future. That Marty McFly has got more dodgy vanishing photographs than Prince Andrew.
If Prince Andrew ‘steps down’ from his duties he’ll just spend all day hovering around the house.
Give him enough rope to hang himself. It should be on pay per view.
Give him enough rope to hang himself. It should be on pay per view.
I only get it for the Page 3 birds.
I only get it for the Page 3 birds.
You only get a “Who?” With KG.
You only get a “Who?” With KG.
Lumber jackasses.
Shortly after this pic was taken they were replaced by CD Worms.
Jurassic Lark.
Miners across Scotland were pushed to breaking point each shift to keep the country’s lights on. In return for their hard work the Tories raided their pensions and pocketed billions from it. Labour will right this historic wrong and give these workers dignity in retirement.
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Viewers react as ITV's Julie Etchingham asks Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn to shake hands during debate.
Soon it’ll be grenades.
28 away wins later.
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Peter Lyall Veryfyde .. @missedmycue
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J.V.M ( A&R ) @jvieiramgmt
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Digital Tour Bus @DigitalTourBus
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Capt Kink @CaptKink
613 Followers 226 Following 2 Doctorates in electromagnetflix, 5 time winner of the engineer of the year. my mother's favourite child. 10 year survivor of this hellscape
Lorna Miller @mistressofline
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Keith Denchfield @Denchthefirst
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Karin Eriksson @keriksson362
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SP @SP452562
2 Followers 67 Following What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it’s supposed to be.
Clive Goddard @GoddardBooks
3K Followers 4K Following #Cartoonist for Private Eye, #author of #FintanFedora #childrensbooks, #illustrator for #Scholastic. Chair of @procartoonists (PCO)
Jonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons
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David Ziggy Greene (I.. @SaHreports
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Banx @Banxcartoons
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Kent Tayler @taylertoons
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Royston @roystoncartoons
6K Followers 2K Following Draws for Private Eye, Spectator, Reader's Digest, Saga and more, plus businesses, cards, books, live etc. DM or [email protected] for commissions
Steve Bright @Brighti
3K Followers 196 Following Award-winning professional freelance cartoonist, Scottish by birth and by nature - kind to animals and birds. Sometimes to humans also.
Stokoe Cartoons @mikestokoe
5K Followers 3K Following Cartoonist - Private Eye, The Spectator, The Oldie, (and Punch, back in the day) #stokoecartoons Cartoons for @Sunoco_UK @DrivenRacingOil #LFC #YNWA #CARTOONS
Lee Healey ✍🏻 @HealeyCartoons
11K Followers 2K Following Cartoonist. Tweets as much as a dead canary.
Mike Cobraman @MKupperman
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Davey Jones @DHBJones
11K Followers 919 Following Viz cartoonist. There is no such thing as too many cups of tea.
Procartoonists @procartoonists
8K Followers 1K Following Professional Cartoonists' Organisation. Portfolios and blog at https://t.co/a5Iz9AG27r
barney farmer @barneyfarmer
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Andy Davey @DaveyCartoons
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Sheila Molnar @SheilaMolnar
144 Followers 827 Following
Riaan Gloy @GloyRiaan
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Count Binface @CountBinface
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Julie Etchingham @julie_etch
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Football on TNT Sport.. @footballontnt
2.1M Followers 535 Following The home of football on TNT Sports ⚽️
🤖&🧟♂️ Ha.. @drw2kkw2
304 Followers 4K Following proud father of 🇺🇸marine corps son,🇺🇸my body is held together with titanium screws,plates,pins-bolts,💀cadaver 🦴 &tendons basically a cyborg🤖 🧟♂️
Librarybotherer #FBPE @Librarybotherer
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2K Followers 2K Following fixes things drives things speaks Icelandic as badly as I speak English and has 122 ride on mowers. once bought a fire engine on eBay while spectacularly drunk
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What about lazy high earners?🤔
Jeremy Corbyn’s plans to increase taxes for high earners would hit 1.6 million hard-working people. #CostOfCorbyn
Wish the current government had thought of this.
“We will empower police to tackle scourge of violent knife crime” - @BorisJohnson Our plan to tackle violent crime and make your streets safer: ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ #VoteConservative vote.conservatives.com/news/we-will-e…
Somebody's stolen my broken bathroom scale. They won't get a weigh with it.
Starvation?
Among the vegan and vegetarian turkey alternatives for Thanksgiving, there's one clear winner bloom.bg/343h5Py
Monkeyfiddlin' magazine article finished and amended to the new house style that just got dropped on us, with it due Monday. BOOM. Fetch me wine at once, Team. I'd never make a journo.
@AidanKelly4 From where the police promptly battered them back again.
New on Jimmy: a trip to West Brom jimmysirrelslovechild.co.uk/at-the-match/k…
So for the first time in a while I haven't got an #Orpheus opera to look forward to. Che faro senza Euridice?
Oh boy... look what just turned up!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Going to see a film at lunchtime. The cinema's website suggests they have sold only one ticket and therefore I will have the main auditorium to myself. Woe betide them if this proves not to be the case as I have prepared a full roast meal to enjoy during the screening.
Night 2 - if you are around town come on down to ! @WaterlooEast to see the wonderful show- you thought I was dead didn’t you. staring @jessica7martin and directed by @JoshTwain. Show starts at 9.30pm xx
Brook trout (𝘚𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴) are surreal! (Mixed media on cold press)
Thanks Nick 😊
@Adamstoon1 @EveningStandard @itvnews @julieetchitv @errongordon @ashnahurynag Nice one @Adamstoon1
Cooking just refuses to get tougher than this! It’s another skill test. Can our chefs make a crepe suzette with caramel sauce out of 4 mushrooms, Tetris and a dead flamingo? #mastercheftheprofessionals
Silks are one of my favourite things to paint however yellow is a challenging colour 🎨 spent about 4 months on this piece now, it is very close to my heart ♥️ #SeaOfClass
“Things work all kinds of different ways these days.” My fave Sondlandism.
Nice of this commentator to confirm that Darlington's ground doesn't have VAR.
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