Adrian C. Jackson @AdrianCJax
Black for BIPoC • Man for Women • Cis-Hetero for LGBTQ • Atheist for Religious & Secularists • Non-Disabled for Disabled • A Neurospicy ADHDer at 40 patreon.com/speekin Houston, TX Joined December 2010-
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🎵People, let me tell you ‘bout my BEST FRIEND!!!🎵
That's why I fucks with #TheAmazingWorldOfGumball ✨️
That's why I fucks with #TheAmazingWorldOfGumball ✨️
Tonight marks 3 years of voluntary celibacy! So, jokes aside: mentally/emotionally/sexually mature, self-controlling, non-predatory people CAN, in fact, stay celibate for a year…or even more.
Tonight marks 3 years of voluntary celibacy! So, jokes aside: mentally/emotionally/sexually mature, self-controlling, non-predatory people CAN, in fact, stay celibate for a year…or even more. https://t.co/4CpwdjaEGj
Lemme go find Jesus…Zeus…Ra…SOMEBODY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lemme go find Jesus…Zeus…Ra…SOMEBODY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Welp…lemme go snatch my like & solidarity back. Now I see why his friends didn’t check up on him.
Welp…lemme go snatch my like & solidarity back. Now I see why his friends didn’t check up on him.
I critique patriatchy and misogyny because I love men, I’m on your side fellas
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKS!!!!!
It’s because we don’t wanna catch whatever it is you got, you sentient plague.
It’s because we don’t wanna catch whatever it is you got, you sentient plague.
Roy, if you don’t leave Kenny G alone! “Songbird” went quadruple platinum in THIS household & I will NOT allow such blasphemy!
Roy, if you don’t leave Kenny G alone! “Songbird” went quadruple platinum in THIS household & I will NOT allow such blasphemy!
They more than cooked. They mise en place’d, cooked, plated, served dessert, washed dishes, & made to-go plates for you and your mama!
They more than cooked. They mise en place’d, cooked, plated, served dessert, washed dishes, & made to-go plates for you and your mama!
If this doesn’t put it in perspective for you, nothing will.
Thank you for this! It’s pretty cool…good looking out!
Thank you for this! It’s pretty cool…good looking out! https://t.co/afCsKpXgiE
When women express their concerns about men I’ve noticed the reflexive, overwhelming response is never “How do we become better men?”
The urge to yell “I wanna dun dun dun oh! cuz you so thick” may have been the best thing I’ve experienced today 😂 matter fact… *proceeds to blast D4L*
The urge to yell “I wanna dun dun dun oh! cuz you so thick” may have been the best thing I’ve experienced today 😂 matter fact… *proceeds to blast D4L*
They laughed at those of us who honor the rules!
What the hell did we tell y’all hardheaded asses about driving behind these trucks?!! YOU THINK IT’S A FUCKING GAME?!! THERE ARE RULES TO THIS, MAN!
What the hell did we tell y’all hardheaded asses about driving behind these trucks?!! YOU THINK IT’S A FUCKING GAME?!! THERE ARE RULES TO THIS, MAN!
LMAOOOOOO
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Did this man confuse Joel Olsteen with Haley Joel Osment
We got LAZZZYYY AND CRAZZYYYYY, BIZZZZZZYYYYY IN THE HOUSE, WIIIIIIIIIISH IS IN THE HOUSE.
There's an opportunity to do something really special by pairing (and following) Keon Coleman and Marshawn for a series of rookie/OG outings and conversations...ijs.
Ok, I need the jersey. I’ve seen enough 😂😂
We have broken ground on high-speed rail in America.
This. And congratulations Adrian! Tell them.
Tonight marks 3 years of voluntary celibacy! So, jokes aside: mentally/emotionally/sexually mature, self-controlling, non-predatory people CAN, in fact, stay celibate for a year…or even more.
My farmer said no one purchases the oxtail so every time cattle is processed he just gives everything to me. Bartering >>>>>
If they put your brain into a horse, that bitch would hop around like a bunny.
Some of y’all are out here still saying if Biden loses, he deserves what he gets. What, exactly, do you think that is? And how will it compare to what you, your siblings, your children, your grandchildren, your parents, Pookie, Tay-Tay and ‘nem get? UN-serious, you are. Come in.
A waterfall A happy child An amazing person who cares about creating a joyful space for the child
If you can't do comedy without being a sexist pig, racist, homophobic, transphobic or just being a dick. Get a different career. There are comedians who can do it. I love realtable comedy. Comedy that makes you go "I do that".
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
@AdrianCJax This is my go-to comfort cartoon.
My husband is making dinner while I watch Bravo. Is this what heaven feels like?
That's why I fucks with #TheAmazingWorldOfGumball ✨️
@notcapnamerica @SpeakerPelosi @KatyTurNBC When she cut her eyes to the side, around the 9 sec mark, you knew it was curtains.
Nancy Pelosi said “let me tell you something B%# Trump was the worst piece of sh*t to ever hold office. You can kiss his azz if you want to but the number don’t lie.”