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This is a red flag question I ask on dates. Would recommend.
This is a red flag question I ask on dates. Would recommend.
I’m pretty excited to take nighttime cold medicine and go to bed by 10pm who’s with me
I wish I could delete all of my humiliating tweets and just keep the funny ones, is that a service ?
I’m actively planning my mid life crisis and I’m kind of excited. I’ve decided to have it this year because who knows what my life span is anyway. I’m sure I’m filled with micro plastics and forever chemicals.
I love this piece and all of Ilana’s writing!
Hell yeah I did!
I’m working from a coffee shop and during the time I’ve been here, a woman has met with a girl friend, a guy friend, and now clearly a first date. She’s been at the same table and they’ve just rotated through. An efficient queen.
flatly insane that your doctor can say “you need an mri” and then a little while later your insurance company can be like “lol no you didn’t”
Pretty sure my eye bags and personality are getting worse as I age
I say this because these people are out in communities, not testing for COVID because they don’t have “typical” symptoms. They are unmasked, feeling fine, still highly contagious. This is your reminder: protect yourself & others by masking. If you stopped masking, start again.
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My parents are 10 yrs apart & my mom said she wished it wasn’t so normalized back then cos maybe she woulda had the courage to leave. These convos are so necessary
dating apps should let you see other people’s age ranges. i want to know which 30 year old dudes are on the hunt for 22 year olds
@abysmallytall I totally hear you on this! If I relaxed masking, I’d still do it on transit, planes, work, etc. If I’m going to get COVID, I want it to be from something worth doing, not, like, a run to the pharmacy.
Why does every job have to be a fast paced environment. Can there not just be a regular paced environment with realistic deadlines and a well organized system no?
shout out to the man who catcalled me from his truck as he drove up from behind and then caught a side view and yelled “oh my god, I’m sorry!” as he sped past. making the most of this fleeting opportunity to dress like a jump scare for sexual harassers.
Always hike with proper supplies and equipment. Remember, flippy floppies may lead to slippy sloppies.
@nonbin_eri he's not forcing her to stay closeted to appease a wealthy bigot, he's advising her of a method and opportunity to SWINDLE a wealthy bigot. Uncle literally said be gay do crimes. Love that for them
me every time I have run into a student at the student gym over the past three years and it’s kind of weird : there was literally no way to predict this
Every time I see a raccoon on the street (often) I want her to stay still so I can admire her. But then one actually did and I was like this freak has rabies I think
Portugal decriminalized drug possession over 20 years ago. You wanna know what their drug deaths per million people is? Six. 6 per million. Care to guess what it is in the United States?I’ll give you a hint: it’s more than 50 times that
I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”
Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.
@HMogan24 Exactly! That’s my point. Masking needs to stay in healthcare.
Fingernails cleaning dirt out of other fingernails, tongue prying food from between teeth. Slicing off bruised fruit, poking earrings through a mostly closed lobe, cracking my ex-boyfriend’s knuckles. Refracted light on the sill: my cat pawing grumpily when woken.
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Fingernails cleaning dirt out of other fingernails, tongue prying food from between teeth. Slicing off bruised fruit, poking earrings through a mostly closed lobe, cracking my ex-boyfriend’s knuckles. Refracted light on the sill: my cat pawing grumpily when woken.
trying to explain the concept of Iowa to Ireland friends and they're like, is it the dust bowl?? and it's like, you are sooo close!! From a vibe perspective!!
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