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He demanded total loyalty and, had those who did not give it executed. He controlled the media. Those who spoke out against him were jailed. He banned books, and took over public education. He called people filth and vermin; then had them rounded up and put in camps. The people…
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President Biden at the White House Correspondents dinner: “I’m a grown man running against a 6 year-old.” 🤣
Newly unsealed court docs have revealed that nude photos of girls between the ages of 8 and 15 were discovered in the email account of South Dakota billionaire T. Denny Sanford. The investigation was closed without charges in 2022.
Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.
Yep.
Trump says he would rather spend the day with Melania for her birthday but he has to be in court. Trump is literally in court because he enjoyed cheating on Melania.
Researchers collected 150 commercial milk products from around the Midwest, and genetic testing found H5N1 viral RNA in 58 samples. trib.al/IObGhmu
Zack Scrivner, 50, supervisor for Kern County's 2nd District, and Kevin McCarthy’s protege, was stabbed twice by his child in the upper torso( he’s stable) for the alleged sexual assault of another one of his children. kget.com/news/local-new…
JFC.
Fake news emerged around the same time as a fake president. This is not a coincidence.
This tells you all you need to know about today’s Republican National Committee: The person in charge of election integrity for the @GOP was just indicted in Arizona for lack of election integrity.
Is anyone else wondering WHY Trump has NOTHING to say about David Pecker? It’s kinda weird that Trump is lambasting Cohen, Judge Merchan, Daniels, McDougal, even the jury, but NOT a word on Pecker.🤔 I’m seriously wonder what Pecker has on Trump that he hasn’t revealed…YET.
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USDA issues federal order to increase monitoring of H5N1 bird flu: • Negative test for lactating dairy cows before interstate travel • Other cows to be tested "based on scientific factors" • Mandatory reporting for all positive tests
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‘I thought one of the funnier moments was when he expressed the fact that the Republican nominee is a guy who farts in court to stay awake on trial for paying off money to a porn star…’
Colin Jost roasts Lara Trump 🔥🤣
Jost: Like many of you here tonight, I pretend to do news on TV
He demanded total loyalty and, had those who did not give it executed. He controlled the media. Those who spoke out against him were jailed. He banned books, and took over public education. He called people filth and vermin; then had them rounded up and put in camps. The people…
After 16+ hours of near constant work, it's time to go to bed. I hope what I did made a real difference.
Down Goes Another One!! The House is on Fire! GOP Rep. Bill Posey won't seek re-election, endorses former Florida Senate President as replacement
BREAKING: GOP Rep. Bill Posey announced that he will not be running for re-election. In a statement made on Friday, the Republican congressman cited "circumstances beyond my control" as the reason for suspending his campaign, and offered his endorsement to a successor. History…
Jost: This maybe the worst time to be a print journalist. It is the best time in history to be a courtroom sketch artist. Just the artists and their desire to make Trump look as bad as possible. Every sketch looks like the Grinch had sex with the Lorax
🤣🤣🤣🤣 But no, seriously. Nothing makes sense
Jost: The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for bank fraud and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a porn star hush money trial and the race is tied? The race is tied. Nothing makes sense anymore.
This will be Monumental and Historic *if it happens The word is getting around that Netanyahu and his Cabinet are going to be indicted for Crimes Against Humanity. This is Me
Jost: How refreshing it is to see a president at an event that doesn't begin with a bailiff saying all rise? And, I would like to point out, it is after 10 Sleepy Joe is still awake. While Trump has spent the past week falling asleep in court every morning.
Biden: Look, being here is a reminder that folks think what is going on in congress is political theater. That is not true. If congress were theater, they have thrown out Lauren Boebert a long time ago
Jost: We are all here tonight at nerd prom. While Matt Gaetz is at regular prom
Remember that time I called @Jim_Jordan a cunt and over 5000 people liked it? That was awesome.