Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks
combat vet / sarcoidosis bag holder (emo-political) Joined July 2017-
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Colin Robinson retweeted
Imagine finding your dad's twitter account and he's online 24/7 calling people virgin ponies with an anime avatar.
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Colin Robinson retweeted
Who plays your parents in your biopic?
Who plays your parents in your biopic? https://t.co/KTOaCIYfVk
Misa is loving her some fallout 4 😂
I just want like 25k followers that say “hell yeah” to xenogears tweets
Colin Robinson retweeted
Did anyone ever do DeSanctus as DeScrotus? seems like a missed opportunity but he has made huge gains in the dog demographic
Just met this really cool muchacho and he let me hit his blunt
will they know what I’ve done in the after?
Colin Robinson retweeted
sending a K-900 back in time to save cricket
books aren’t accidental. we didn’t know she shot a dog until she paid a ghost writer to advise about her adventures in euthanasia. there might be more true believers than I thought. Big yikes the more i think about it
Kristi Noem is the Funny Games of Marley & Mes
motion blur, film grain and chromatic aberration are good actually
Colin Robinson retweeted
Oh baby
Keep the change ya filthy animal
Keep the change ya filthy animal
“Let me be clear my new legislation “Protect the doggies” would see a very competitive 14 month ban on dog murder with exceptions only for minor annoyances and coat defects”
Why do they like this imagery so much?
They’re coming to take your dogs folks. Have you ever heard of a veterinary tribunal?
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Who plays your parents in your biopic?
who plays your parents in your biopic?
Jost: My grandfather voted for you and the reason that he voted for you is because you are a decent man.
Classic
Elon is on border patrol today.
I’m salivating right now bro please hurry up
Does everyone have a tweet ready for when we inevitably find out that Kristi Noem murdered a drifter?
@fermiparasocks Now I’m upset with myself that I spent all that time calling him DeSyphilis
His face when you scritch his back just right 😂
Last Friday I took my old and mostly useless dog River to the vet. I got down on the floor with @featherty. I held River’s face in my hands and told her what a good dog she was and how much I loved her over and over as she fell asleep and passed. If that makes me soft, fine.
cocaine is a helluva drug
Jack Nicholson, Carrie Fisher & Rick James sometime in the 80’s
@fermiparasocks That's the most hilarious thing about the whole thing. She brought this on herself! But she's so clueless and narcissistic that she has no idea why people are reacting the way they are. It's brilliantly funny. Except for Cricket.
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