A Useless Guide To Unsuccessful Dating @AUselessGuide
Single white (half Venezuelan) female. auselessguide.com Fort Lauderdale, FL Joined January 2019-
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It’s Raining Men…But They’re All Fuck Boys, And This Is Actually A Hurricane, So Run! auselessguide.com/2020/06/30/its…
@dfarella Only if you’re buying.
Why the fuck is sunbathing your asshole a thing, now. #buttholesunning #wtf
She's out on the prowl but without any claws. Check out this week's post and share with your friends for a good laugh! #thirstythursday #blog #bolgger #memes #foreversingle #thisisdating #singleaf #AUselessGuide auselessguide.com/2019/11/14/a-b…
Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Fill out an application today while you check out this week's post and share with friends!! #thirstythursday #blog #bolgger #memes #foreversingle #thisisdating #singleaf… auselessguide.com/2019/04/11/exi…
@ajgmandy3 @brianne234 The fucking worst school parking!! I don’t miss those Santa Fe days.
@dfarella The answer is obviously “I could be swayed either way on a puppy themed wedding” and “yes, I am going to finish these fries, but I’m nice, so I’ll give you a few, but I’ll handle fry distribution because I’m not a doormat.”
Dating apps are designed to make you desperate by overwhelming you with options that aren't actually options because everyone begins to view everyone else as an optional commodity rather than a potential connection, causing you to feel like shit about yourself and your situation.
@dfarella I think aluminum foil causes Alzheimer’s. Just eat more and you’ll forget it happened.
@dfarella Wish I could say the same, bro.
"Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little booty up with my belt." Check out this week's post and share with friends!! #thirstythursday #blog #bolgger #memes #foreversingle #thisisdating #singleaf #AUselessGuide #whip auselessguide.com/2019/03/28/wei…
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Physical attention isn't everything. Whether it is acknowledged or not, intelligence will take you places in life — places that are far more rewarding than somebody else's bedroom.
"Hot and Fresh Out the Kitchen!" Check Out This Week's Post and Share with Friends!! #TheStruggleIsReal #thirstythursday #BigBitchEnergy #blogger #blog #comedy #thisis30 #goodvibesonly #positiveenergy #thankyounext #relatable #memes auselessguide.com/2019/03/14/the…
@brandpresto In an ideal friendship, yes, but I’ll a bitch off if they are trash. It’s about quality of friendship; not quantity of years.
@iamcardib @iamcardib Girl, you in Florida? I get jumped at least once a week.
To everyone I've upset or offended over the years with something I've said, texted, or non-verbally communicated: Did you take that advice yet?
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Damn Thoughts @OhDamnThoughts
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Desiree @hooray4desiree
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Janet TR @SaintlyCrasian
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