strawberry salamander @ATuck10
everybody listen up Baltimore, MD Joined November 2011-
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Wassup people..jus chillin listening to a variety of different music...
the chiefs win the super bowl. kelce passes the trophy to taylor before promptly getting down on one knee and proposing. 2 months pass and she announces her pregnancy. marriages and birth rates skyrocket. the CCP collapses. amazon moves HQ to kansas city. the S&P500 hits 9000
Just dropped a “to whom it may concern” in a letter to the city which means 2 things: 1. I am not paying this parking ticket 2. I have begun dying
you know whats weird. they really spent like 5 years of our childhoods really fucking gassing up Johnny Appleseed. would not shut the fuck up about him. like he was some legendary american colossus or something then after 4th grade he evaporated like yezhov from that stalin photo
Watching a 70+ y/o man tear through a bag of mushrooms outside the aquarium. Love to see this
All that Ticketmaster drama seems far far away now that every girl you know is posting at the swift concert 🤔 how do they do it
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Cops love standing on some corner and casually holding onto their vest. It is the cop pose - The Salamander
@shawngorham Whatre the barriers to entry in manufacturing? Older playgrounds used to make these things out of wood. If owners are willing to shell out that kind of money, they may pay more for something that doesn’t look like a fast food toy. wood seems like a good way to get off the ground
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