5 Months Ago @5monthsago
Outrage, news, memes, trends, etc. from 5 months ago today. Experiment to see what mattered vs what we forgot already. #OTD by @ArmedEsquire Joined January 2021-
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11-27-23: a sample size of 3? x.com/travis_l_brown…
11-27-23: a sample size of 3? x.com/travis_l_brown…
11-27-23: important perspective offered x.com/kurtschlichter…
11-27-23: important perspective offered x.com/kurtschlichter…
11-26-23: #USF caps off successful regular x.com/chrisvannini/s…
11-26-23: #USF caps off successful regular x.com/chrisvannini/s…
11-26-23: coaching buyouts hit eye popping numbers x.com/rossdellenger/…
11-26-23: coaching buyouts hit eye popping numbers x.com/rossdellenger/…
11-25-23: #Michigan beats #OhioState x.com/fauxpelini/sta…
11-25-23: #Michigan beats #OhioState x.com/fauxpelini/sta…
11-25-23: #TCU finishes 5-7 after making the title game the previous season x.com/pff_college/st…
11-25-23: #TCU finishes 5-7 after making the title game the previous season x.com/pff_college/st…
11-24-23: #Dems mayor of #NYC sued for sexual assault. A limited expansion of the statute of limitations in #NewYork x.com/theinsiderpape…
11-24-23: #Dems mayor of #NYC sued for sexual assault. A limited expansion of the statute of limitations in #NewYork x.com/theinsiderpape…
11-23-23: #CNN mocked x.com/michaelmalice/…
11-23-23: #CNN mocked x.com/michaelmalice/…
11-23-23: happy thanksgiving x.com/baseballcrank/…
11-23-23: happy thanksgiving x.com/baseballcrank/…
11-22-23: #JFK assassination anniversary observed x.com/redsteeze/stat…
11-22-23: #JFK assassination anniversary observed x.com/redsteeze/stat…
11-22-23: achievement unlocked x.com/themessenger/s…
11-22-23: achievement unlocked x.com/themessenger/s…
11-22-23: she is x.com/stillgray/stat…
11-22-23: she is x.com/stillgray/stat…
11-21-23: still no public pressure for accountability x.com/theinsiderpape…
11-21-23: still no public pressure for accountability x.com/theinsiderpape…
11-20-23: first stone comes to mind x.com/breaking911/st…
11-20-23: first stone comes to mind x.com/breaking911/st…
11-20-23: unlike #Oakland, disrupting rush hour traffic isn’t taken lightly in #Florida x.com/nypost/status/…
11-20-23: unlike #Oakland, disrupting rush hour traffic isn’t taken lightly in #Florida x.com/nypost/status/…
11-19-23: #Auburn pays $1.5 million to get humiliated. #SEC #Tigers #CFB x.com/brett_mcmurphy…
11-19-23: #Auburn pays $1.5 million to get humiliated. #SEC #Tigers #CFB x.com/brett_mcmurphy…
11-18-23: and we “could” be sober right now x.com/nypost/status/…
11-18-23: and we “could” be sober right now x.com/nypost/status/…
11-18-23: hell of euphemism x.com/amtraknecalert…
11-18-23: hell of euphemism x.com/amtraknecalert…
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43 Followers 202 Following@noam_dworman @5monthsago @pbump A top Podcast of 2023. Loved how he kept appealing to Washington Post authority as if that means anything positive to anyone outside his own bubble. Adding “anosmic” to my vocabulary
@5monthsago I love that @pbump thought he could "guess" who suggested him. What an anosmic nose for news. The person who suggested him wasn't a detractor BTW. *(can't smell, I looked it up, LOL).
@MailOnline @5monthsago Here's one to bookmark. It's only a matter of time.
@5monthsago is gonna have some bangers to work with in March and April
@5monthsago @ZODIAC_MF They are 100% right: in trying to piece together the recent history of the world I’d much prefer going to Zodiac’s feed over say, any dipshit CNN talking head, political lackey of government criminal. Once you found the truth fountain, everything else tastes like cringe bullshit.
I REALLY AM THE HUMUNGUS OF TWITTER
@ZODIAC_MF Your posts frequently capture the zeitgeist of the moment on twitter. An “on this day” account that focused only on news items would miss the absurdity & mockery that keeps the app compelling.
HAHAHAHA NO IDEA WHO THIS ACCOUNT IS BUT I DO LOVE THAT SOMEHOW IM THE AUTHORITATIVE VOICE OF FIVE MONTHS AGO
05-04-23: #Japan abandons cultural heritage x.com/zodiac_mf/stat…
This makes me genuinely happy.
04-07-23: #NPR leaves twitter. 5 months later the account sits inactive and no one has missed them. x.com/michaelmalice/…
your white pill for the day: the enemy surrenders a crucial battlefield
04-07-23: #NPR leaves twitter. 5 months later the account sits inactive and no one has missed them. x.com/michaelmalice/…
@neontaster The paid ads algorithm was on top of this one
Top 5 most iconic SEC players (since 2000): 1. Tim Tebow 2. Johnny Manziel 3. Cam Newton 4. Joe Burrow 5. Derrick Henry
LET ME SHOW YOU THE WORLD IN MY EYES
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EXCLUSIVE: Biden says Ukraine is not yet ready for NATO membership, saying the war with Russia must end before the alliance can consider adding Kyiv to its ranks. cnn.it/3JLV1ja
I think standing alone against the CARES Act ($2+ trillion in 2020) is probably the most significant of these, but principles matter regardless of the consequences of the legislation. streamrare.com/7-times-rep-th…
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