Just_Roland @30roland30
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And y'all thought it gave you a fighting chance against COVID and nothing else ... talk about a side benefit!
And y'all thought it gave you a fighting chance against COVID and nothing else ... talk about a side benefit!
Did whoever said, "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind," consider that maybe it would be better off that way?
It takes a plastic bag dozens of years to break down, and yet it takes just a few moments for most of us to do the same.
Cobra chickens are about that thug life, and their babies are, too.
I feel attacked. And I can also hear DJ Mike Llama’s catch phrase. 😁😁😁
Comments: “LGBTQ people have to quit sinning to be truly saved.” And I guarantee you not one of these people stating this uphold the entire 613 laws/teachings that Jesus said would never pass away until heaven and earth did.
Comments: “LGBTQ people have to quit sinning to be truly saved.” And I guarantee you not one of these people stating this uphold the entire 613 laws/teachings that Jesus said would never pass away until heaven and earth did.
I’ve tried this. Neither of the beagles did any of it, and in fact Abbie napped in the middle of the pile.
I’ve tried this. Neither of the beagles did any of it, and in fact Abbie napped in the middle of the pile.
I look good for 53. (I’m 53).
I look good for 53. (I’m 53). https://t.co/l23ivcuSi0
Please be patient with us, we’re from wherever won’t get us hit.
Please be patient with us, we’re from wherever won’t get us hit.
Me if I returned to the religion of my ancestors.
Me if I returned to the religion of my ancestors. https://t.co/RpBRbXAWfj
Where I live, if you show up uninvited on someone's porch to talk about Jesus, you're just as likely to meet him much sooner than you expected.
Where I live, if you show up uninvited on someone's porch to talk about Jesus, you're just as likely to meet him much sooner than you expected.
Go to the gif bar and search “muppet” then your name. Post the best one that comes up.
Go to the gif bar and search “muppet” then your name. Post the best one that comes up. https://t.co/pspUobV52g
Silver Streak and Star Wars. Was so hyped to see Star Wars and didn’t realize it was a double feature and I had to sit through Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. At age 7. 😏😏😏
Silver Streak and Star Wars. Was so hyped to see Star Wars and didn’t realize it was a double feature and I had to sit through Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. At age 7. 😏😏😏
From @Universe__Lover and found on Facebook. Just bringing it back home.
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me. https://t.co/3bSHjU6zKE
Natalie Grace @natgrace79
19K Followers 3K Following Follower of Jesus. Wife and mother. Conspirator for nonviolence. Guns into garden tools. Radical grace.
Matt Nightingale @mattnightingale
22K Followers 8K Following Alejandro’s husband. Co-pastor @WeRTheQuest. @SanctuaryCommon. Spiritual director. TED talker. All Christian, all gay, all the time. #FaithfullyLGBT #BLM He/him
Thomas Horrocks @thomaslhorrocks
20K Followers 3K Following Religion, politics, and dad jokes. Opinions mine, but I’ll share them with you. Pastor’s husband. @HorrocksforIN62
JustJan 💗🐘📚 @janjowen
12K Followers 4K Following Trauma/grief therapist, author, speaker, & consultant. Sometimes a warrior, sometimes a rebel. Practicing keeping my heart open to the beauty in life.
Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas
8K Followers 2K Following Wrestling scholarship recipient. Freelance writer. Lover of history, sad songs, and 2000s youth group culture. Why not be utterly changed into fire? She/her.
Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis
12K Followers 4K Following author | pastor | birder | mama | wife to @revdarylellis | Looking Up: A Birder's Guide to Hope Through Grief w @ivpress | host #TheThingWithFeathersPod
Scott Barber @thescottbarber
11K Followers 6K Following Educator, Influencer, and Reporter. Featured in a Buzzfeed list once. Writer of terrible jokes. Trying to make Twitter fun every day. IG: @thescottbarber. 🇨🇦
Call Me Cordelia ✨�.. @courtneyrsexton
5K Followers 2K Following and then I forgot about it. UNTIL NOW
Irreverent Reverend �.. @TheAmberPicota
10K Followers 750 Following former pastor, published author, ENFP, enneagram 7w6
Justin Sytsma @justinsytsma
7K Followers 2K Following (He/Him/His) Loves @lindsaysytsma & Iris. Doubt-filled believer. Liberation for all. Featuring a side of heavy music & JRPG console gaming
Birdie 🇺🇦 🌻 @TheSassyBirdie
3K Followers 2K Following Jesus is the Lover of my soul. broken. sinner. redeemed. lover of Wes, books, words, art, colors, animals, nature, the sun, the SEC, and all things beautiful.
Sarah Finlay @SarahLiz2006
3K Followers 873 Following Mom to B (10)and C (8) 👩🏼👦🏼👧🏼🐶 Engaged to @jwblack1986 💍 #TeamTyposForever
Kirk @KirkMcCall68
3K Followers 416 Following He/him • 1w9 • Every person is worthy of love • Overly organized • Humor is my love language • Simplicity is beautiful • Be curious, not judgmental
Eɾιɳ Hαɾԃιɳɠ @ErinMHarding
9K Followers 3K Following Child of The Α and Ω, Wife to Todd, Five littles call me Mommy, B.A. Pastoral Ministry @SEBTS, Triathlete, Marathoner, Army Veteran, I Tweet what I want.
Lauren @LChas22
17K Followers 2K Following Rts don’t 🟰 endorsement. Views are my own. I speak truthfully about liars. I’m the problem, it’s me, “fun AF”
Mariah 🌅 @riahthelee
4K Followers 1K Following Weary Jesus follower. Nerdy, crafty and theatery. Easily Excited. Talks too much. Allergic to everything. Always sneezing loudly. 👨👩👧👦 She/Her/Mrs.
Mindi @m1nd1
2K Followers 646 Following 44 yr old She/Her Hopeful Romantic. Collector of bright colors and sad songs. Sometimes I'm a Phoenix and sometimes I am Icarus.
Adam @adamundefined
3K Followers 2K Following Got a GIF & t-shirt for every situation. Donut lover. Geek. Introvert. IT professional. Emotional Support Canadian. Single. Christian. LGBTQ+ affirming. He/Him.
Kayla ✨ @kaylajohnsonatl
6K Followers 669 Following wedding photographer + bridal consultant affirming anglican + mega church survivor swiftie + austenite + cat lady
April Fiet @aprilfiet
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Alma Malvern @malve_al
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Izetta Montierth @IzettaM61755
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Daniella Schmiot @schmi_daniel
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Camila Lorden @camil_lord
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Joan Dynes @DynesJoan92686
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Mila Stigler @stigl_mi
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Joanna Hobkirk @hobki_joan
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Vergie Rassel @vergi_rass
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Olivia-grace Rizzuto @grac_rizzut
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Gia Schwarzenbach @SchwarzenbGi
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Melina Saberi @MelinaSabe36775
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Candace H. @stalingradsnow
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Anya Aspegren @AnyaA49279
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Danae Silverberg @DanSilverber
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Lilian Choulnard @LChoulnard75093
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mary khare @EvanCaring
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Nikki Young, Serial N.. @serial_napper
1K Followers 605 Following The #1 True Crime Podcast For Naps 🎙️🎧
Zarah Huffstickler @z_huffstickl
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Valda Arenales @ValArenal
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Marc Edwards @MEdwardsWrites
34K Followers 31K Following Clean water's a human right. I'm a swimming pool tech working for the just use of our water & planet. Raised right-wing Christian, but changed. he/him I write.
Arwa Popovich @ArwPopovi
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Kimberly Hughes @hughes_kim86131
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Joseph Pinchon @joseph_pincho
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John Piper’s Seashe.. @YaHyaChouhada
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Mickey Haltiwanger @MickeyH71426
42 Followers 5K Following
bubacarrbarry545 @bubacarrbarry54
81 Followers 5K Following Proverbs 3:27: “Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due, when it is in your power to act✝️✝️🙏 we are looking for a helping hand
Rhea “the tl’s ba.. @pdxpestle
556 Followers 401 Following resident herb guy, actual witch, not a celestial being, freak in the spreadsheets, the internets gf, probably writing a poem
Kaylene Edson @EdsonKayle62287
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Candace Schmutz @CandacSchmu
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Inara Contreas @IContrea
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Joel @dieppa66joel
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KJV @KevinDJohnson
798 Followers 2K Following "KJV" as in Kevin Johnson Version, my opinions are my own but you should still agree with me. ;)
Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul
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StevieGilder @StevieGild71577
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Kathy @kathy1004valdes
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Chelsea's Husband �.. @holytensionhub
2K Followers 2K Following Call me Aquila. Married to @holytension. I love mangos. I like posting GIFs of Marvel, Stargate, Halo, etc. Same handle on 🧵s.
Ebrima Njie @enjie281
50 Followers 3K Following
Bubacarr Jallow @JallowBuba78810
284 Followers 3K Following
Natalie Grace @natgrace79
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Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05
23K Followers 1K Following Jesus, justice, & jokes. Lovin, theologizin & Black Power nappin. Not as outlandish as I could be. @3BlackMen. Author of 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒛𝒊𝒏’ 𝑩𝒊𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒓.
Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne
12K Followers 628 Following I'm not Young, Restless, or Reformed -- I'm Old, Exhausted, and (Ana)Baptist. Half Took, Half Baggins. 💍 @prov318. #ADHD. He/him.
Matt Nightingale @mattnightingale
22K Followers 8K Following Alejandro’s husband. Co-pastor @WeRTheQuest. @SanctuaryCommon. Spiritual director. TED talker. All Christian, all gay, all the time. #FaithfullyLGBT #BLM He/him
Thomas Horrocks @thomaslhorrocks
20K Followers 3K Following Religion, politics, and dad jokes. Opinions mine, but I’ll share them with you. Pastor’s husband. @HorrocksforIN62
JustJan 💗🐘📚 @janjowen
12K Followers 4K Following Trauma/grief therapist, author, speaker, & consultant. Sometimes a warrior, sometimes a rebel. Practicing keeping my heart open to the beauty in life.
Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas
8K Followers 2K Following Wrestling scholarship recipient. Freelance writer. Lover of history, sad songs, and 2000s youth group culture. Why not be utterly changed into fire? She/her.
Carissa @CarissasNewLife
19K Followers 1K Following ex-IFB bisexual writer who likes to talk about religious trauma, theology, sexuality, and pets | she/her 💅 Featured by @TODAYshow and @becreativemag_
Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis
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Scott Barber @thescottbarber
11K Followers 6K Following Educator, Influencer, and Reporter. Featured in a Buzzfeed list once. Writer of terrible jokes. Trying to make Twitter fun every day. IG: @thescottbarber. 🇨🇦
Call Me Cordelia ✨�.. @courtneyrsexton
5K Followers 2K Following and then I forgot about it. UNTIL NOW
Irreverent Reverend �.. @TheAmberPicota
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Justin Sytsma @justinsytsma
7K Followers 2K Following (He/Him/His) Loves @lindsaysytsma & Iris. Doubt-filled believer. Liberation for all. Featuring a side of heavy music & JRPG console gaming
Birdie 🇺🇦 🌻 @TheSassyBirdie
3K Followers 2K Following Jesus is the Lover of my soul. broken. sinner. redeemed. lover of Wes, books, words, art, colors, animals, nature, the sun, the SEC, and all things beautiful.
Sarah Finlay @SarahLiz2006
3K Followers 873 Following Mom to B (10)and C (8) 👩🏼👦🏼👧🏼🐶 Engaged to @jwblack1986 💍 #TeamTyposForever
Kirk @KirkMcCall68
3K Followers 416 Following He/him • 1w9 • Every person is worthy of love • Overly organized • Humor is my love language • Simplicity is beautiful • Be curious, not judgmental
Eɾιɳ Hαɾԃιɳɠ @ErinMHarding
9K Followers 3K Following Child of The Α and Ω, Wife to Todd, Five littles call me Mommy, B.A. Pastoral Ministry @SEBTS, Triathlete, Marathoner, Army Veteran, I Tweet what I want.
Lauren @LChas22
17K Followers 2K Following Rts don’t 🟰 endorsement. Views are my own. I speak truthfully about liars. I’m the problem, it’s me, “fun AF”
Mariah 🌅 @riahthelee
4K Followers 1K Following Weary Jesus follower. Nerdy, crafty and theatery. Easily Excited. Talks too much. Allergic to everything. Always sneezing loudly. 👨👩👧👦 She/Her/Mrs.
Traci Rhoades @tracesoffaith
32K Followers 20K Following I believe in the communion of saints. My author page: https://t.co/9uW8caGx7m Sign up for my Saturday7 email below:
Graphite Method @GraphiteMethod
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Realistic Poetry @RealisticPoetry
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Candace H. @stalingradsnow
2K Followers 2K Following Run sprints, defend justice, speak Russian, pen journalism, shoot photography, fiercely parent, drink all the coffee. Repeat. 📸Pics are mine unless credited.
Nikki Young, Serial N.. @serial_napper
1K Followers 605 Following The #1 True Crime Podcast For Naps 🎙️🎧
Marc Edwards @MEdwardsWrites
34K Followers 31K Following Clean water's a human right. I'm a swimming pool tech working for the just use of our water & planet. Raised right-wing Christian, but changed. he/him I write.
Micah Carver @ThisMicahCarver
1K Followers 585 Following Storyteller. Father. Partner. Other things. We write about #MalePatternBrokenness and #TheEtiquetteofFallingApart. Follow @SwearingsCaring
Darcy_Lussier @Darcy_Lussier
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Mychal @mychal3ts
150K Followers 3K Following “Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card” 📚
Lynell Miller @l_shooks
763 Followers 1K Following wife/mother/photographer/ she/her IG https://t.co/ml8t8a7ADP
Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry
83K Followers 5 Following Actor. Evil Genius. Stud. Absolutely not dead yet. Who!? Not THE Tim Curry? Why yes. Please note: This is a PARODY PAGE lovingly dedicated to Tim Curry.
John Piper’s Seashe.. @YaHyaChouhada
1K Followers 618 Following Not a husband, nor a father, nor a pastor (but not necessarily in that order). (he/him/his)
Rhea “the tl’s ba.. @pdxpestle
556 Followers 401 Following resident herb guy, actual witch, not a celestial being, freak in the spreadsheets, the internets gf, probably writing a poem
Abby the beagle @AbbyTheBeagles
738 Followers 134 Following This is Abby the rescue beagle. She is a beagle like many other beagles. She is very beagley and has a beagle kind of attitude! ❤️
Marty Giles @martygiles13
48 Followers 25 Following Visual designer, illustrator, artist, web developer, peace advocate, cat masseuse
Cassondra Windwalker @WindwalkerWrite
22K Followers 14K Following Writer. Wanderer. Devourer of chocolate, whiskey, and weaker souls.
Dan McClellan @maklelan
29K Followers 2K Following PhD in theology & religion (University of Exeter), honorary fellow, University of Birmingham's Cadbury Centre for the Public Understanding of Religion (he/him)
Daren Millard @darenmillard
119K Followers 2K Following Host of Vegas Golden Knights TV broadcasts. Co-Host VGK Insiders Show @foxsportslv Host “The Chirp” Podcast Instagram @daren.millard
Kevin Woodley @KevinisInGoal
16K Followers 2K Following Now covering Canucks for NHL.com after 10+ years with AP, USA Today + Hockey News; still stopping pucks for fun & picking NHL goalie brains for InGoal Magazine
Chelsea's Husband �.. @holytensionhub
2K Followers 2K Following Call me Aquila. Married to @holytension. I love mangos. I like posting GIFs of Marvel, Stargate, Halo, etc. Same handle on 🧵s.
Beagle Lover Clubb @beagle_lover_
2K Followers 1K Following 👉 Welcome to @beagle_lover_ 🐕 We share daily #beagles dog Contents 🇺🇸 🐾 Follow us if you really love beagles🇺🇸 👇 Visit Our Store https://t.co/4svOgvhb8w
Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
1.1M Followers 987 Following "Being Henry The Fonz and Beyond"...My Autobiography …Is Out!
Men in Kilts: A Roadt.. @MenInKiltsSTARZ
78K Followers 29 Following Watch all episodes of #MenInKilts on the STARZ App!
puppies @animalsvideoss
21K Followers 11K Following The most beautiful adorable pictures gifs and clips all of puppies 👌👌credits to their respective owners /DM for removal=Dm for promo
Gregory Elsasser-Chav.. @GregoryElsasser
5K Followers 5K Following Bogus gay conversion therapy had me sniffin’ dog 💩 https://t.co/KcXuZ2fA65✝️👬& dad. 🏋🏻♀️I lift. Playwright. Believer in a decent follow/follow ratio
SarahLovesOreos @SarahLovesOreos
57 Followers 61 Following whose that wonderful girl? could she be any cuter? whose that beautiful girl?
Amie (uh-ME, not Amy) @TheaterFriend78
169 Followers 266 Following Formerly actressdancer. In love with Sean. 4 kids; 5 degrees. she/her
Christopher Graves @CGraves
4K Followers 1K Following Pres/Founder Ogilvy Center for Behavioral Science. Rockefeller Bellagio Resident. Was Global CEO & Chair Ogilvy PR. Cncl on For. Relations. 20+ yrs WSJ, CNBC.
Dorkito @shellbelle2013
133 Followers 1K Following Software developer. Hot sauce enthusiast. Вивчаю українську мову. Sucker for pixel art. [email protected]. [email protected]
GetVaxxed @pegharpham1
2K Followers 2K Following Happily married. Fully vaxxed. Atheist. Living life from the land. Dogs, dogs and more dogs. Writing. My fishing story is bigger than yours.
Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter
449K Followers 1K Following Singer, Actress and proud Mom! Listen to my new single #LettersfromEarth: https://t.co/8r3ycFqOTS
Ezer Rising @EzerRising
4K Followers 2K Following Ezer Rising is committed to empowering & equipping women from all walks of life to rise up as leaders, to fulfill the call of God on their lives.
Lindsay 🐿️ @itsonlyLindsay
157 Followers 1K Following Reader, ebook hoarder, Sciuridae fancier, Star Trek fan. Boring in both official languages 🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Aaron Rupar @atrupar
900K Followers 3K Following journalist. sign up for my newsletter, Public Notice (link below). Powered by @SnapStream (more info: https://t.co/2oHPuuFBnN).
notoriouswennyg @notoriouswennyg
207 Followers 311 Following Democrat; Oregonian; Truth-teller; Black Lives Matter; Pro-choice; TN Titans; IndyCar; NASCAR
Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg
5.6M Followers 3K Following Autistic climate justice activist Born at 375 ppm
BigShrimpy1 @BShrimpy1
39 Followers 74 Following
Nadine Philipps @Nadzphillipps
501 Followers 1K Following Romans 12:2 💪🏽❤️ ~ https://t.co/WoUGnisaCM ~ https://t.co/dyBnqBc0td Try being INFORMED instead of just opinionated—there’s a LOT of what you don’t know. 😉
Refactored Marc @refactoredmarc
364 Followers 825 Following Explorer of already explored places. Software Developer. Millie's person. Trail runner. Plant hoarder. Bookworm. Child of God.
Alysa Bajenaru @Alysa
8K Followers 2K Following Photographer, Co-founder Our Baseball Life & The OBL Foundation
Marlo @heymarlo
418 Followers 357 Following Lifelong learner and here to engage in the great conversation, Twitter style.
April Ajoy @aprilajoyr
21K Followers 668 Following Humorously Detoxing 🇺🇸Christianity | Love Jesus | Co-Host of @Evangelicalish | Ex-conservative | Author of Star-Spangled Jesus (coming soon)
US Holocaust Museum @HolocaustMuseum
436K Followers 3K Following The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum inspires citizens and leaders to confront antisemitism and hatred, #PreventGenocide, and promote human dignity.
Kevin Dyier @KevinDyier
54 Followers 54 Following Finally finding ME. It only took the first 55 years of my life. Thank you, GOD. It's about time! :)
Samantha Preis @SamanthaPreis
108K Followers 90K Following Singer-songwriter 🎶 Nomad ✈️ 🌍 https://t.co/hG6lzvtsIt
No Context Book of Di.. @BODNoContext
165 Followers 315 Following Random snippets from The Book of Discipline of The United Methodist Church 2016, one tweet at a time.
Duolingo @duolingo
851K Followers 539 Following Free education for the world. Available on Android, iOS, and the web.
AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
357K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
@Grappa2457 @AstartesAp The line at the DMV?🤣
Bridal shower Barbie. We were instructed to wear pink. I am also wearing a black tulle skirt. Black tights and combat boots with heart buckles. Barely able to walk today so I have to wear shoes that will stabilize me
You are a sick, evil, sack of anal leakage encased in a rotting meat capsule. I hear gravel pits are nice this time of year.
We love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. Sadly, we just had to put down 3 horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years. If you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories that’ll have the media gasping,…
Once I finish building my army of crow pickpockets it’s over for you bitches.
Ira’s got the jokes 😂
Which of you would not leave the 99 tabs to go find the 1 tab which is playing sound. And having found the one, he returns to his friends & says, rejoice with me, for I have found the one which was playing an Ad & have closed it.
Which of you would not leave the 99 tabs to go find the 1 tab which is playing sound. And having found the one, he returns to his friends & says, rejoice with me, for I have found the one which was playing an Ad & have closed it.
Jesus told her, “Go, close the tab you are using.” “I am using no tabs,” she replied. Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you are using no tabs. The fact is, you have had 56 tabs open, and the one you now have open you are not using.”
My body loves to get unsolvable migraines on Saturdays, and it pisses me off that my own body can simply steal half my weekend
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16-YEAR-OLD QUINCY WILSON JUST POSTED A 44.37 4x400m SPLIT!!!🤯😱
Yesterday got a letter that while I was having an MRI for one thing, they discovered a different thing. The different thing is NOT cancer (which is what they were looking for), so I should be relieved. But it has blindsided me, so I'm depressed and not sure how to pastor today.
universalism but everyone is going to hell
The girl with the pearls scored her first goal today!
It’s hard explaining to the coach that you were late for the game because you couldn’t find your pearls. But then again, my 5yo is one of a kind.
'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'
Lovely thread sharing how the protests at Princeton are going 💖✊🏼
I’m currently at Princeton wearing my Yarmulke, waiting to be inundated with all the vicious anti-Semitism we’re told has overtaken our once-great Elite American Universities. I’ll let you know if I survive 😭
All gay men on Instagram only hang out with superstars and legends….according to their posts. “Having dinner with this legend…” “Look at this superstar I ran into!” “Heading to the Hamptons for the weekend with a car full of superstar legends!” K. 👍🏼
CHOMPY IS A WINNER!!
i won most innovative in the costume contest 🥲📺
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