Mil Machetes @1000machetes
Too many Simps, not Enough Pimps. At the edge of the Apocalypse Joined May 2022-
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And you post this for views? What a prick.
And you post this for views? What a prick.
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Is this mental illness? He doesn’t need to vote for Trump, he doesn’t need to say anything. Biden lost already. He’s not behind Trump, he’s actually behind RFKjr. So Biden is out. Then why bat for the guy?
Is this mental illness? He doesn’t need to vote for Trump, he doesn’t need to say anything. Biden lost already. He’s not behind Trump, he’s actually behind RFKjr. So Biden is out. Then why bat for the guy?
Gavin is taking your rights away, remember that in November
Gavin is taking your rights away, remember that in November
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Logical thinkers: CM Punk started a FIGHT WITH Kevin Owens in ROH over Owns wearing a t-shirt in the ring. CM Punk tree a tantrum after quitting WWE and bitched for 2 hours on a podcast. CM Punk started 2 fights with AEW coworkers. Its almost like, PUNK is the problem. WWE Fans:
Oh we are so fucked. @MalkavianRex they have started printing "old money". The old bill from "1993" is brand new. The new bill is old. The economy is done, Billionaires will be broke just like me.
#WWE douchebags Theory and Waller. #ButtMunch @WWE youtu.be/jJQjb62JrTo?si…
Wow. This can't be Elon. It actually makes sense
Wow. This can't be Elon. It actually makes sense
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Felt curious, now filled with regret
Felt curious, now filled with regret
Play single Mom song here...
Play single Mom song here...
New girlfriend requirement. She has to be able to carry me. She has to stay strong and be able to carry my 6'3" ass whenever I want.
New girlfriend requirement. She has to be able to carry me. She has to stay strong and be able to carry my 6'3" ass whenever I want.
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Stop using my daughter for your photo op!
Stop using my daughter for your photo op!
Elon you're insane.
I don't even follow you, but @elonmusk forces your crap on us.
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@Ellewurm Apparently, love finds you when you're not looking for it.. Still waiting..
I need to start charging for my services.
I need to start charging for my services.
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FEMINIST wants companies to hire ØF girls?! (DEBATE)
X will disappear if something doesn't change.
X will disappear if something doesn't change.
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@1000machetes If Trump does go to jail then RFK will be president.
Is this mental illness? He doesn’t need to vote for Trump, he doesn’t need to say anything. Biden lost already. He’s not behind Trump, he’s actually behind RFKjr. So Biden is out. Then why bat for the guy?
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A Samoan vs a Rhodes. This feels familiar. Hmmm 🤔
@naturalbornskil That kinda proves the point that it's not run like a business trying to make money.
For fuck sakes, stop trying to gentrify my Chinese flip flops I get at the swap meet
WOO HOO
Season 2 of ‘Pretty Little Liars’ reboot ‘Summer School’ premieres May 9th.
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