Zyn Capital @zyn_addict
only spearmint zyns allowed, i love oil. 5x hater of the year award recipient Murray Hill, Manhattan Joined March 2023-
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What putting on brooks brothers in the morning will do to a man. Shoutout @kevinslavelle
How it feels to venmo someone without being requested
Job where they pay $500k base but I just send a couple emails and go outside and play all day and hang out
In the elevator alone and reading the news on the little screen talking about Harvey Weinstein being overturned. I started muttering to myself “Harvey. Bring me Harvey Dent” and as I kept saying It the doors opened to some girl standing there who was horrified of my Joker voice
That spread is really starting to widen step bro. Why don’t you taper that quantitative tightening for me. Unless? JPow edging is alive and well people!!! See you in 2025
I think we’re early @nvrgettinsealed
Got a haircut and a homeless guy told me I look like I could be a model as I walked by. Needless to say I am VERY up right now
Spring cleaning gotta be at least 100 cans in here. Don’t want the girl golf ball either
In Murray Hill, New York 🥍 for the weekend. ☝️😆🗽🕋 What founders do I need to meet while I am here? 🧐📈📊 Drop some recs below 👇 let’s build! 🧱
Someone stole my Chobani flip chocolate hazelnut craze out of the fridge at work, this is the worst day of my life. Was looking forward to that all morning. Best flavor if anyone is wondering
*listening to hardstyle On The Floor by Jennifer Lopez* “Yeah bro Matt Rempe is great for the sport I just want to watch some fucking fighting”
Feel like John Summit would prolly be down to chill and pop a few zyns, open a few miller lights with your boy. Someone send me his contact information please
How life feels when the weather is nice enough to citibike to work
BREAKING: if you saw a hot hunk running shirtless in Central Park, it was me. Hangovers are a poverty mindset and are for TERRORISTS THUGS AND COMMUNISTS. Also thanks to my loyal followers for the running help it was really just new shoes and better stretching
BREAKING: if you saw a hot hunk running shirtless in Central Park, it was me. Hangovers are a poverty mindset and are for TERRORISTS THUGS AND COMMUNISTS. Also thanks to my loyal followers for the running help it was really just new shoes and better stretching https://t.co/Pdn8hZKNht
Vodka soda is much more elite than tequila soda and I’m tired of people pretending it’s not. “Oh I can’t drink vodka” grow up. Nobody actually enjoys shitty well tequila you shouldn’t have to cringe every time you take a sip
Hello Twitter world it’s zyn cap mahomes
Saw an Uber eats delivery guy dripped out wearing all Essentials. Zyn Capital is now forecasting 3 rate hikes this year, not cuts. No questions, thank you.
GM @gmers27
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currenseedz @currenseedz
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PK @PatrickKarsh
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Carson Brooks @5pmPirate
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marginexpansion 📉 @expansionfool
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4K Followers 4K Following Roadside Assistance & Towing Proud to support our service men and women.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
chess enjoyer @enjoyerofchess
146 Followers 151 Following niche businesses, real estate, and being retarded online.
Hustler @fromagefrait
909 Followers 1K Following Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. Twotwo and @drinkchicachida investor #bitcoin
agent bubblegum @kaitduffy
9K Followers 3K Following just a girl in the world. jokes, food, stonks, charts, movies, sports, my personal thoughts and opinions. rebel at heart🏴☠️
Yeahboi @ZeroDark9000
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Degen Equity Research @DegenEquity
105 Followers 304 Following Initiating coverage on world-class shitcos | Erectile Dysfunction from all the stimies I take
westvillagecap @westvillagecap
362 Followers 392 Following insider trading advocate|nyc|average boarding school kid|30 handicap|shittiest skier ever|amateur horse rider|surfer|europoor & brooklyn phobic|whiteclaw #1fan
Pencil pusher @leveragedzyn
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Investment Banking Wa.. @bankingwannabe
48 Followers 103 Following I’ll give you half my signing bonus if you help me get a job
Murray Hill Mike @murrayhillmike
254 Followers 322 Following S&T guy | ball-knower | sandwich enthusiast | Chiefs dynasty supporter
Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid
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3K Followers 766 Following Dad. Love @lady_lavelle. Creating happier parents & healthier families at @harborsleep. Founder & Chairman @MizzenAndMain. Alumni @StandTogether.
Tanning Salon Don @TheSalonDon
2K Followers 434 Following I quit my $250k finance job at 26 to run tanning salons. Pretty sure I’m doing better now
R.F. Kenmore @rfkenmore
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Devon @dude_diligence_
532 Followers 168 Following Hustle in silence & let your success make the noise 🏆
Spicoli @okaymaddam
55 Followers 77 Following Sell Slide Slum. NY Rangers, golf and ms excel. Ask my analyst about the time he wore a scarf to work
dub @lotsamoney
80 Followers 201 Following the idiot in pwm making more money than you // cowboy killer enthusiast // pony up
Ravi Chander @ravi_chander
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Rhino @bigdogrhino
168 Followers 354 Following Duffle bags in the Escalade. Ratfucker Sam of the SEC. I own two Barbour Jackets. #SungjaeArmy
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system plays @systemplays1
83 Followers 206 Following Giving out FREE money. We also drink Cacti 🤧@systemplay deleted at 4K followers and +76U in 2021🤬41-22-1 +30.5U since new acct. DM FOR VIP PACKAGES
FreightBrokerGuy @FreightBrkrGuy
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WingGirl Trader @WingGirlTrader
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BowtiedSalaryMensch @BowTiedMensch
92 Followers 64 Following #Excel Legend If you work in the Spreadsheet Jungle, I can help you save hours every week (and your boss NEVER has to find out) Get in the Jungle @BowtiedBull
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790 Followers 476 Following sell side slave | self proclaimed chef | golf, F1, & entourage enthusiast
Mikael @BacardiCapital
687 Followers 335 Following Gold Loko fanatic, Egirl sommelier, and waterboarding enthusiast.
Double the salary and this is Justin Frye
Job where they pay $500k base but I just send a couple emails and go outside and play all day and hang out
@smugdoug0988 Beer and zyn are complementary goods not substitutes. See demand curve for both
@zyn_addict @LFGCapitalLLC Yeah OK ESG we know you just bought two chipotle bowls and took a couple bites out of each
@bschoolboogaloo Why are you as a man not ambidextrous when it comes to cranking hog
This, but a zyn in a Jack and Coke
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
@zyn_addict sounds exhausting actually need to add unlimited paid vacations on top of that to get me interested
Call me a hater but this guy has never been “locked in”
The 7th street burger shirt stays ON during sex
My 3yo knows how to turn on my camera from locked, and the results are a bit terrifying
Golfing in nyc is such a pain in the ass. Had an 11:10 tee time today and I just got back to my appt
@zyn_addict next time flexup x zyn cap run it tg
@zyn_addict lfgggggg my boy ran it too unfortunately was not there at 7:30am to support lol
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