Lisa 🥂🍾 @xLisaAgx
Shitposting hot footy takes such as “Hooker is a forward”. Your host of the official One Man Bender ™️🤘🏼. Life with Old Mate & Smol Mate💙 Science, bitches. Geelong, Victoria Joined April 2010-
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Imagine getting through that whole game thinking you tipped Freo and then you didn’t 🤦🏼♀️
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Today we commemorate the 4 year anniversary of the moment when a Nobel laureate articulated the collective mood of an entire nation.
Could CUB not have come up with something better than that dead keg ad?
I feel history repeating itself here 😑 Who’s going to pull the Zakka goal right before the final siren?
Me: Something for Kate are the most boring as bat shit band ever. Also: this song slaps.
Hahahahahaa I just had a scammer obviously not meeting his quota because he called me back to have a crack, then beg me to listen to him 🤣
Being a raging hypochondriac is seeing “the abdominal aorta is not aneurysmal” on your most recent MRI results and thinking, thank fuck, because that keeps you awake at night. Anyway, I have the spond but not the ank so it looks like disease progression is slow 🤞🏼🤞🏼
I STG if anyone tells me the Dons won because the Dogs played like shit I will spew up.
Just took Z to see BMTH and it was honestly the best $174 I’ve ever spent. He will never forget tonight 💜🩷💜
What brand of Windows based Laptop is everyone running? I reckon I’m not going to get another Mac 🤔
Trainer: what’s the earliest you can do tomorrow? Me: 9 or 9:30? I have other training booked at 11. T: *sends meeting invitation for 11* Me: can we do before 11 I have other training. T: *sends meeting invite for 1pm* Me: you fucking for real M8?
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@footballandtax But we'll still get detailed by the #notallmen crew because it's more important that the "good guys" don't get their feelings hurt than doing something about this.
@S_B_B__ FFS How hard is it to not kill someone. I can’t believe that that is 2 more women today
Get actual and all the way fucked.
#BREAKING: A woman has been found dead and a crime scene has been established inside a unit in Nundah. #9News DETAILS: nine.social/G47
Are the antivaxxers blaming it on the vaccine yet? They love misinformation after all 😉
If you’re going to break a rule you may aswell do it properly!! Welcome to my team boys, please god do well! #supercoach
Energy healing is among the griftiest pseudoscientific treatments in alternative medicine.
Just so we're clear here: if people say "stop killing women", there is actually no fathomable reason for you to argue the point other than that you are aware and a part of the problem. That's it.
The toilet is the only place of true peace and quiet
17 fucking coffees in one order should be punishable by a repeated flogging in front of the Flinders St steps at high noon Of course you're now standing around making sure the order is correct Don't. Do. This. FFS.
Grover has always been the best.
@kevihaynes Reconstruction isn’t for everyone, for a variety of reasons. And honestly, slapping a new pair on my chest doesn’t change anything, and it certainly doesn’t negate the trauma of cancer.
Son saw Christian Petracca's one pot creamy chicken pie on the old Tickety Tok, and requested it for dinner. Alrighty then! Goes ok, too. 😋 leftovers for days 😆
One of those days where I have to remember to keep my head up, and shoulders back to stop my Crown from slipping. I just wanna lay down and veg out.
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