WUSTL Problems @wuproblems
WUSTL, Pre-Med, Ashoka, Lonely, Budget Committee, SJC, BBW. Steal my shit and put it on Yik Yak. St. Louis Joined February 2015-
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Me: 'Excuse me, where could I find an extra syllabus?' Professor: 'It's in the syllabus...'
If David has $15 and Jerome takes $10, is it racist to assume that Jerome is black?
wustlleaks.org Running late Coming soon
I don't get why my mom insists I call her when I'm completely unnecessary in the conversation.
WUSTL students have the same attention span as Dug from Up. We start on other stuff (race, CS40...) but just end up talking about squirrels.
Glad you all enjoyed my posters yesterday. Expect round two soon. @studlife
@dondroo I am educated. I go to Washington University in St. Louis.
@dondroo But I thought Carnaval celebrated Latino culture?
Primary objective is to be funnier than @ChancellorW. Secondary objective is to have my Tweets printed out and posted all over campus.
Thanks @JackieMarlin for being my first follower. Find me in the DUC at lunch and I'll give you a prize.
I'm not racist! Some of my best friends think they're black.
Can't wait for the post Carnaval Yik Yak discussion on immigration policy.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hey u still up?
WUSTL bookstore just robbed of $4,000. Thief seen fleeing the scene with a sweatshirt and three textbooks.
My laptop crashed two hours into writing my essay. Lost everything. Now I have to rewrite my entire header.
My sole objective is to be funnier than @ChancellorW.
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