Robert Landers @withinboredom

Believer in open source all the things. withinboredom.info Utrecht, The Netherlands Joined July 2008

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

2 weeks ago

Trenches: Redis vs. Swytch, Week 1 open.substack.com/pub/swytchbv/p…

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a month ago

Maybe why cache invalidation is so hard: swytchbv.substack.com/p/light-cone-c…

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There's no clock-sync to maintain, exactly-once guarantees when popping lists across regions, and the best part: it's completely leaderless, passing Jepsen tests, oh, and completely open source. Replace your Redis Cluster with Swytch. Swytch 1.0[github.com/swytchdb/swytch]

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

9 months ago

withinboredom.info/posts/welcome-… — -- After a hardrive failed and shitty backups. I’m back.

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

11 months ago

@OpenAI I don't trust gpt-5 yet. You took away the models I do trust. If I am going to be forced to trust a new model I don't know yet, why would it be yours?

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a year ago

@haroftastfel @levelsio @JanuarioPinto_ This matches my experience as well. My wife spends 80% of my money. I probably make a single bigger purchase once a year or two. But my wife handles everything else: groceries, decorations, arranging repairs, vacations, kids “stuff”, etc and she works part time. She’s superhuman.

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a year ago

@mholt6 Huh. That’s weird. I didn’t even know it got flagged. It got flagged for being off-topic (ipv6 related though); it was a response to someone else on a thread, but it was posted top-level because I don’t know how to use discourse apparently. So, I guess the flagging makes sense.

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Kévin Dunglas @dunglas

a year ago

FrankenPHP gained 1,000 stars in one week and is now listed among the trending repositories on GitHub 🤩! Let's help it reach 10,000!

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a year ago

@owtaspace @AJamesMcCarthy Welcome to 2025

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a year ago

Hey @Apple where the hell is the “I don’t want to” button? Like an X or something… you know, basic UX stuff.

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a year ago

@letsgameitout have you seen alien market simulator yet?

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a year ago

@crazy97065322 @otarch @dog_trance @levelsio They are not obligated to tell you about warrants.

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a year ago

@levelsio Dear lord, this thread really shows how far the disinformation and lack of knowledge has gone.

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a year ago

@otarch @dog_trance @levelsio That’s five whole minutes they can read the logs to track whomever the government has told them to track though.

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a year ago

@elonmusk Bro. You have no clue what you speak of. Go to war first.

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Robert Landers @withinboredom

a year ago

@haider1 People are dumb if they actually believe this. I’ll eat my hat if I’m wrong, but AI simply cannot innovate.

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Kévin Dunglas @dunglas

a year ago

Alexander Stecher and @withinboredom have once again done a tremendous job of improving FrankenPHP! They've tracked down and fixed a few memory leaks in worker mode and optimized HTTP request header handling to make it faster than ever. All this is in version 1.4.2, which is immediately available: github.com/dunglas/franke…