Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

6 years ago

Me: "Jen, are they called toddlers 'cuz they toddle?" Jen: "It's like tator tots, because they're small."

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

6 years ago

Got to work on Fat Tuesday, expecting to have to contain myself to one doughnut but nobody brought doughnuts.

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I about knocked my Director over in my rush to get to the left over lunch from the board meeting. I'd have stopped and explained that I'm fresh out of college and eternally hungry, but I hadn't secured the turkey sandwich yet.

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

7 years ago

My day will consist of walking around looking for others with a defeated look in their eye and then having intense, whispered conversations with them about Endgame and how it's ruined our lives

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

7 years ago

Katie from Texas Roadhouse dropped off Summer Reading prizes at work today AND SHE BROUGHT ROLLS AND THEY WERE STILL WARM.

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

8 years ago

My daily temptations consist of passing Pat's Donuts and Creme twice a day and reading on the job. As you can probably guess, I'm not doing so hot on the resistance front.

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

8 years ago

@Hannah_Benny18 Have you, like, looked in the mirror lately? He'd be lucky to snatch you up!

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

8 years ago

If you're one of those people who say "data are" I need you to just not, okay?

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Epic Reads @EpicReads

8 years ago

📚 (_ ＼　＼＼ .Λ＿Λ. 　＼(　ˇωˇ ) 　　　 >　⌒ヽ　　　/ 　へ＼　　 /　　/　＼＼ 📚 　　ﾚ　ノ　　ヽ_つ　　/　/ 　 /　/ why would i sleep when i 　(　(ヽ have all these books 　|　|、＼　| 丿＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / ノ ) 　 Lﾉ (_／

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

8 years ago

MY PROFESSOR JUST CHANGED THE WEIGHTS ON MY GRADE AND I HAVE FALLEN A WHOLE LETTER GRADE AND I AM not happy

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

8 years ago

There's nothing more cathartic than end of semester evaluations. [This is where being a writing major comes in handy because you best believe I'm pulling out my biggest adjectives.]

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

8 years ago

While TAing today, I saved a bunch of boys and girls from a big, bad spider. And, yes, those boys and girls are college freshmen and sophomores.

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

8 years ago

Don't You Dare Stop Running: A love letter to all my single ladies homeoftheencourager.wordpress.com/2018/10/29/don… via @wordpressdotcom

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Elizabeth Winhover @winhover

8 years ago

I signed up for my woodworking class with the intention of finding a guy in the class to do my project for me. Turns out I'm the one showing all the guys how to do stuff. Is this feminism? Cuz it's a lot of work.