Sh*t My Roomate Says @whatdidshesay_8
20 fish, three cats, two girls, and one dog under one roof. After a few glasses of wine and a housewive's marathon is when the conversation gets interesting. Lititz, PA Joined May 2016-
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"You need a time out" B to Me playing cornhole because I threw the bags at her head when we were losing.... #competitive #maybetoomuch
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B: what is the soup of the day? C: Lobster Bisque B: Ok...the bartender said its Lobster Bisque. C: OMG...Google exists and so do I!!!
B -"Did you know nascar spelled backwards is nascar??" C: - "..." B - "oh wait, it's race car!" 😂😂😂😂 #shitmyroommatesays #smrs
"Do you ever wonder why the roof of our mouth isn't smooth?" #smrs
#dailylove "Don't make me punch you in the face"
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