Watford Limericks @wfclimericks
I thought I would give it a go... And try to write poems which show... The good and the mad... The happy and bad... And why I love #WatfordFC so Joined January 2024-
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So the season at last is complete With a display that was very downbeat As the close season begins There'll be outs, there'll be ins We need so much more to compete #Watfordfc
Under Tom, you can see we have grown We sure showed a bit of backbone But most important today I am so proud to say Ryan Andrews, he's one of our own #WatfordFC
Do you play with your head or your heart? Is it more on your skill or your art? The former or latter It does not really matter When your front men could not trap a fart #watfordfc
The news seemed to be on delay But it's finally surfaced today So many have gone The list just goes on But we hope this Horn's here now to stay #Watfordfc
When Cleverley came in, we knew Just what we hoped he would do: Make us strong at the back Grow the passion we lack Well, I think we got two out of two #watfordfc
l'm usually a positive fan And I don't like to pick on one man But, missed pen at the Vic Offside goal, failed back flick Early bath for Ozan Tufan #watfordfc
The words on the lips of each fan: Can we keep Hull at bay? Yes we can But the best thing that half Was having a laugh At the failures of Ozan Tufan #watfordfc
I'm accepting no ifs and no buts That was really the cruellest of cuts For the Hornets to fall To what looked like handball Sometimes football's a kick in the nuts #WatfordFC
Unbeaten both home and away Tom's boys kept it goalless today They showed they are able To match top of the table With brilliant defensive play #WatfordFC
One more half with no sign of a goal In the striker position, a hole But Bachmann has shown We should not always moan 'Cause he has seemed to be in control #watfordfc
We stare at the Vicarage Road grass With the question: how full is our glass? Unbeaten once more But to watch was a chore Half empty, Half full or half-arsed? #watfordfc
I'm sitting here wondering whether We could start stringing passes together If we can't get on the ball In the area at all I'll get to the end of my tether #watfordfc
Bank Holiday, Baggies, no fear Goldenboys gave us goals we could cheer 'Though clean sheets are rare The evidence is there The great Cleverlution is here #watfordfc
Tom Cleverley's first game at the Vic Second half left me feeling quite sick A first half of hope Could we hold on? Nope But there are signs we are starting to tick #watfordfc
First half, under lights, versus Leeds Cleverley's planning succeeds With Dennis and The Crow Putting on a great show It's what every Watford fan needs #watfordfc
A brand new Watford era began With hope in the heart of each fan It was dreary and tough But we did just enough So, can Cleverley do it? He can #WatfordFC
Emergency Limerick Service At the beginning with Val, it felt right But it hasn't really gone as it might The team faded away Worsened day after day Can Cleverley give us some fight? #watfordfc
What's happening? Noone can tell We end poorly when we start well If we're poor at the start The end's the best part This season is going to hell #WatfordFC
At the start, pretty desperate from Dan Slim pickings for a Watford fan The going is tough We're still not good enough But a goal and the signs of a plan? #watfordfc
Watord twitter has so many words Happy, hateful and absurd I wish that a few Wouldn't do what they do And post steaming great piles of turd #WatfordFC
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908K Followers 478 Following The official account of Watford Football Club. @WatfordFCAcad | @WatfordFCWomen | @WatfordFCHelp | @WFCTrust@wfclimericks @WatfordFC @WatfordPod Utterly brilliant
@wfclimericks @DNSYE_podcast @WatfordFC @WatfordPod Oh, this is magnificent. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Monkey off our back Here’s to many more home wins Next year and beyond 💛
End of the season Ev’rything about this says End of the season
🎶🐝 Quique, then Mullins, then Pearson, then Ivic… Xisco, Ranieri, Roy, Rob, Slaven Bilic… Wilder, then Ismael, now Tom Cle-ver-ley… These are a few of Gino Pozzo’s flings 🐝🎶 #watfordfc
No-one’s on the beach So where have they been this week? It ain’t Striker School
Not since November Have we left this place happy Is today the day?
Gone into our shell But our shell is pretty hard (And a bit lucky)
At Vicarage Road, We’re never winning again Or so it would seem
What is this I see? Passion. Desire. Skill. Goals. Fun! Tom, what have you done?
Sometimes we won’t win But if that’s what you give us We’ll show up for you! #WatfordFC
@wfclimericks @ADHollis58 Great explanation Makes clear the tools of your craft Hopefully he learns
Winning at half time? A parallel universe! Been crap though, innit? #WatfordFC
Christ I went to bed absolutely pickled about 9PM and missed everything! Au revoir Val and thanks for that great run before Christmas! And welcome to our new Interim boss Clevs! #WatfordFC
Say it if you can It’s Giorgi Chakvetadze Complete game-changer
One flaw in the plan: We’re never going to score Otherwise, not bad
Bastard referee Made us watch 8 more minutes Of festering crap
Groundhog Day again… A day off for their keeper While we run around
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