hey, i am adorable. @weiyikes
buddy, you should see the takes i DON’T tweet. yikes. over 18. wangxian, xiyao, chengqing. @MoDrilZuShi OP. yeats@ao3. archiveofourown.org/users/yeats 🗽, she/her Joined February 2020-
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true then, true now, and true always.
to the 99% percent of people following me who don't care about football/soccer/the euros, it's very simple: if england loses it will be very, very funny.
the existence of a “holy infant so tender and mild” implies the existence of a flamin’ hot holy infant, a cool ranch holy infant, etc.
hey buds, what's up!!!! anything new on twitter dot com since i've been away?
the untamed character most likely to accidentally share his own dick pic is 100% lan xichen.
the twin hypebeasts of lan
please accept @philologicalbat’s and my deeply unrepentant apology for being mostly without internet service these last few days
Same.
xiao xingchen is the untamed equivalent of the lofi hip-hop beats to study to girl
xiao xingchen and song lan after their sidepiece xue yang moves in:
xiao xingchen and song lan after their sidepiece xue yang moves in:
in the absence of any canon information about where xue yang hid his piece of yin iron, we must all accept the most logical answer: up his butt.
xuexiao but surprise! xue yang is the one taking the video
xue yang pursued by xiao xingchen and song lan x.com/hyperfocusdom/…
mdzs but seen through xiao xingchen's eyes so people can be song lan
Anyway, if you want to know more about the Kishinev pogrom and international responses to it, Steven Zipperstein's "Pogrom: Kishinev and the Tilt of History" is a great book. Many of the details in this thread came from this 2011 article in The Forward: anonym.es/?https://forwa…
The evening ended, btw, Singleton throwing a banquet at Mon Lay Won, an upscale Lower East Side restaurant that pitched itself as the "Chinese Delmonicos." His guest of honor was Bertha Kalich, one of the most famous stars of the American Yiddish theatre scene.
Ugh, I just noticed a typo above — "Although it was originally meant to be a one-off, the actors (who donated their services) wound up giving THREE performances to audiences that filled all 500 seats of the venue."
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi
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953 Followers 181 Following I am the friend. Hello. (she/her, thirsty!!, Qinghe Nie partisan, Xue Yang propagandist. Daddy is fine/hilarious.) [email protected]you can't service top.. @any_open_eye
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737 Followers 105 Following Bats, friendly neighborhood gremlin. she/her. qiye; all other fandoms by accident. writer of little stories. "I like his butt but I'm super normal about it." 🔞sunshot champagne @sunshotchampagn
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1K Followers 275 Following she/they. same name everywhere fandom-related.annulareye @annulareye
530 Followers 700 Following 🔞 deep down trauma hounds @ burial mounds. multifandom. anticensorship. xiyao loving #1 regional jiggypologist, ageless NB baby slvt, sick seer, still hereMil @MilHappTheo
689 Followers 651 Following Hi, I'm Mil! She/her, old enough, white. Mainly CQL/MDZS fic. I ship Wangxian, Xiyao, and just adore the Lan bros in general. Minors DNI.villainous friend �.. @villainousfrnd
387 Followers 198 Following Rae, 30s, ve/ver/vis. 🍵 Fandom nonsense: wuxia, xianxia, danmei, baihe, Kinnporsche. Also languages, writing, history, orchids. Yi Citizen. 🖼 by @annulareye.cloudy xuenanigans @cloudy_recesses
2K Followers 150 Following fanart • just hanging out • CQL • 2ha • TGCF • 🔞 • NSFW • oldqinzi 4 zizhen inclus.. @jiangququ
549 Followers 192 Following *holding up a picture of jiang cheng’s emotional journey during the years wei wuxian was gone* and i just think that’s neat! (name: qinzi . she/her . aged 21+)celery 🐉🐉 @gcelerydragon
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3K Followers 520 Following Shiome (ENG•日本語) 腐向け she/they, 30+ | D&D, FFXIV, MDZS/CQL. here for xiyao only but wang/xian can come too. FUB free, no minors 🔞 | tumblr: evilhasneverrheaships @rheas_hips
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195 Followers 2K Following just a sucker for angst😭😭 she/her | 24 | Reading is my coping mechanism 💫💫 ❤mdzs, tgcf, svss (SJ my sweet little meow meow😭), erha, yuwuTwinJadesInLove @TwinJadesInLove
372 Followers 389 Following 💙 18+ | writer | JADECEST, Lancest, WangXiZhui fanfics, threadfics, head canons, etc | nsfw 💙Alisha @Alisha833124713
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62 Followers 478 Following North Americaner. Still here for WWI Twitter, but Ukraine and the politics dumpster fire get the RTs. Sorry.Cira @CiraYaschu
36 Followers 681 FollowingPallas Rose @rose_pallas
63 Followers 214 Following elderly lurker... who suddenly writes #SVSSS mostly / https://t.co/XsSHgMo6hVWillysnow5 @willysnow5
14 Followers 237 FollowingQi Rong @RealQiRong
225 Followers 841 Following 18+|Female|Aaliyah|drawer|Mxtx lover|Writer and poemist|My other account is:@Wangxian😘🥰❤️ | I love you allHarvey goes picnic @lilkiddybaby
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37 Followers 219 Following Sika is a very simple lady ,smile giver , music lover , Event planner @HilGen Glamour Concepts and a part time Nurse 👩⚕️m | #EndOTWRacism @m_sketchyart
89 Followers 372 Following new art account for monsie 👻💕 • white • 25 • lotsa mdzs • nsfw account • terfs & racists🖕🖕🔪🔪🔪🔪 • genderbends present & tagged • 🎃🎃‼️‼️‼️mills @adoraheyyy1
9 Followers 166 Following mdzs • tgcf • the locked tomb • supernatural • yuri on icequark @strayquark
36 Followers 204 Following alt account for a feral fandom adult majoring in stray kids, minoring in whatever else I'm enjoying. the raccoons in my trenchcoat have unionised. he/theysea salt | cohost.org.. @citrusseasalt
156 Followers 178 Following Essay, she/her, 30+. find me on https://t.co/Hev6HLdgii. pfp by: https://t.co/NenOLmzTs7…z @yhkimcom
0 Followers 238 Following inzali • 20+ • seasian • like their dragons, the targaryens answered to neither gods nor men✧・゚:* rachel *:.. @spicy_watson
944 Followers 152 Following rachel | 26 | she/her | fan account: mostly mdzs + tgcf | xiyao & zanzan stan | please don't repost my gifs | btxt: @mimislilac | art acct: @spicywatsonartAiti Ghosh @AitiGhosh
2 Followers 658 FollowingNatitina CHEELLATEEZ .. @Natitina12
251 Followers 3K Following J’adore la musique La mode Fille sympa🦋😘 Suivez moi sur mon compte Instagram et YouTube🙏🏽❤️ ATEEZ , BTS , STRAY KIDS,TREASURE BLACKPINK𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱�.. @locketinthebox
320 Followers 2K Following She/Her I 01-liner I read carrd byf I The world revolves around BTS, SHINee, Twice, and MeAra @Arttqiw
136 Followers 659 Followingdreaming of cloud rec.. @zewujunliebing
139 Followers 778 Following Kali. 18+ MDZS fan, Lan Xichen lover and loyal disciple of the First Jade of Lan!blegh ✪⁵ @kiromkmskmsbhab
0 Followers 188 Followinga one-man murdertwunk @adspexi
6K Followers 1K Following gabe • 21+ • he/him • too depressed to be stressedCan’t Decompose Unt.. @NieDaddy
953 Followers 181 Following I am the friend. Hello. (she/her, thirsty!!, Qinghe Nie partisan, Xue Yang propagandist. Daddy is fine/hilarious.) [email protected]you can't service top.. @any_open_eye
3K Followers 148 Following ai. 18+ she/her. 🇵🇸🇵🇸 the nice queers are gone, all that’s left is us cockroach motherfuckerssui, #endotwracism @Suibian_gongzi
1K Followers 91 Following call me sui | multi fandom account | purveyor of cozy content | mainly cql, shl, tgcf, somd, lotr, witcher, r1 | audhd | she/theysam ❀ @dilfzhxn
11K Followers 514 Following — xiao zhan luvr | free Palestine, today, tomorrow, always 🍉stillorangecrushed @stilloranged
1K Followers 232 Following please call me orange! // formerly @orangecrushed // robotmango on tumblr // stilloranged on bluesky // she/her // 30+ 🔞astro 🍊🪐🔞 @astronichter
3K Followers 80 Following | nsfw acct, 18+ | she/her, 30 💜 | hozier voice: Homesick Baby, An Album | https://t.co/vMBRKqPA6qcareful! i bite @philologicalbat
737 Followers 105 Following Bats, friendly neighborhood gremlin. she/her. qiye; all other fandoms by accident. writer of little stories. "I like his butt but I'm super normal about it." 🔞sunshot champagne @sunshotchampagn
548 Followers 466 Following morgan | she/her | bi | 30+ | shl shipping yexie mostly | cql & mdzs multishipper | talk to me about your amnesia fic and labor | main @norgbelulah and on ao3Sasa 🍵✨ @Cosmicmilktea
7K Followers 2K Following Fanarts, fics, and general fangirl ramblings. Mainly Danmei, Genshin, and Kpop - Winner + EXO + ATEEZrhod maleficent chang.. @quigonejinn
1K Followers 275 Following she/they. same name everywhere fandom-related.annulareye @annulareye
530 Followers 700 Following 🔞 deep down trauma hounds @ burial mounds. multifandom. anticensorship. xiyao loving #1 regional jiggypologist, ageless NB baby slvt, sick seer, still hereMil @MilHappTheo
689 Followers 651 Following Hi, I'm Mil! She/her, old enough, white. Mainly CQL/MDZS fic. I ship Wangxian, Xiyao, and just adore the Lan bros in general. Minors DNI.villainous friend �.. @villainousfrnd
387 Followers 198 Following Rae, 30s, ve/ver/vis. 🍵 Fandom nonsense: wuxia, xianxia, danmei, baihe, Kinnporsche. Also languages, writing, history, orchids. Yi Citizen. 🖼 by @annulareye.cloudy xuenanigans @cloudy_recesses
2K Followers 150 Following fanart • just hanging out • CQL • 2ha • TGCF • 🔞 • NSFW • oldqinzi 4 zizhen inclus.. @jiangququ
549 Followers 192 Following *holding up a picture of jiang cheng’s emotional journey during the years wei wuxian was gone* and i just think that’s neat! (name: qinzi . she/her . aged 21+)i love basketball �.. @tinynarwhals
3K Followers 630 Following Art and feverish rambling // multi-fandom // 🔞 // ⛔ NO REPOSTS/QRTs ⛔ // ENG/FIL/一点中文 OKShiome (🇯🇵🛫�.. @robotrabbits
3K Followers 520 Following Shiome (ENG•日本語) 腐向け she/they, 30+ | D&D, FFXIV, MDZS/CQL. here for xiyao only but wang/xian can come too. FUB free, no minors 🔞 | tumblr: evilhasnevergrace under pressure @miyoung
2K Followers 938 Following i'm shoi/laura/star! anthropologist, author, internet avenger. Chaotic Good, always.emily @memilies
4K Followers 2K Following one of those new york city lesbians who is also into vampires. never shuts up re: the french revolution. engaged in the erotics of cold war gamesmanship.Gaylien @Gaylienlanding
59 Followers 233 Following I’m an adult || mostly MDZS/CQL, JGY fanatic || frequently NSFW燒鴨飯 @siuaapfan
15 Followers 15 Following🕸 rara 🧭 @rarawriting
3K Followers 294 Following writer of soft and sharp things. often nsfw! obsessed with everyone's fic and art. header by milkcrates on tumblr🐝 lan wangBee 🍯 @gusuvibes
3K Followers 158 Following colgate yibo forever | wangxian fic rec hype machine | she/her | 25+| OYZZ INCLUSION! | pfp by @leafimochi, header by @snowkyingthirsty teapot @ButCql
484 Followers 93 Following Betty, MDZS/CQL side account in an attempt not to be horny on main. Fandom Old, she/her @Betty/@fandom.InkPeachy🍑Mary🔞DO .. @mary_peachy
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56 Followers 122 Following Non-binary boydyke / CQL & Genshin Impact / honk / icon by @annulareyeDanael Black @danaelblack
433 Followers 298 Following we must remember that any oppression, any injustice, any hatred, is a wedge designed to attack our civilization. ...she/her i supposepromo team @lwjilysm
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189 Followers 464 Following Writer + Teacher. Novel A GOOD MAN @PenguinBooks @WmHeinemannmomo @thpontiacbandit
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486 Followers 277 Following multi-shipper, trying to figure out how procreate works. 🔞 she/her, 27, aroaceNicasio Andres Reed @nicasioreed
2K Followers 1K Following Balikbayan. Fiction, poetry, &etc. He/him. Poetry Editor @thedeadlands. IGNYTE, Shirley Jackson, and Sturgeon Award finalist.Colleen Kane Gielskie @eiksleig
487 Followers 420 Following Art, identity, justice; white, queer, Muslim. Working to #FreeThemAll. (she/hers) (same username wherever fine social media are sold)fifty feral parrots i.. @f_parrots
9 Followers 25 Following frankie || they/them || cql, shl, and rpf || 30+casey short for in ca.. @penguinsandyet
153 Followers 133 Following i pretend i'm funny and also tweet about hockey, mdzs, and other things. big believer in Don't Panic. Black Lives Matter. 18+. they/them.Maeve has been dead f.. @_mermaeve_
985 Followers 589 Following Drawing comics and searching, magpie-like, for shiny things under shrubbery | Icon by @cucumbercollins | Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/eDbA7CYxVtMary @sharpest_rose
1K Followers 832 Following Director of @JASTBLUE ✨ deep into MDZS/The Untamed, retweets a lot ✨ old enough ✨YA novel The Hollow Witch coming 2024 ✨ they/she ✨ icon by @yuapop_Kai Raine @raine_kai
1K Followers 1K Following She/They, Ace 🏳️🌈, 30+. Black Lives Matter. Cognitive scientist. Storytelling enthusiast & writer. The_Storybooker on AO3. 🇯🇵🇺🇸🇮🇳🇩🇪Ghost King Morus @BramblesAndPine
175 Followers 397 Following Guardian, TYK, MDZS, SVSSS |🔞| WenZhou on main | 3Zun rights | 💖 WeiLan 🥰 | English, Español, (learning) 汉语 | Gay gay homosexual {eldritch scream}🌸🎋🥒 🍉chos.. @ShizunThirst
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189 Followers 69 Following MDZS/CQL || she/her I often type in all caps bc I was taught not to yell as a child header and icon by @thecookierhinoC. @cattergate
18 Followers 22 Following I recognize that this additional material I am now furnishing may further damage my case.etienne telling, erot.. @publicetienne
558 Followers 201 Following erotica hooligan, assume nsfw text/images 🔞. fandom account. late 30s. queer. fat. disabled. fucking tired. E/Em/Eir or They/Thembo • @oriionpaxxx
2K Followers 533 Following 𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣 • 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘪 • 𝘺𝘪𝘯-𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 • 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘮𝘪𝘹 • 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘪 + 𝘬𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘭 • from the river to the sea 🇵🇸yaoi girlfriend 🇵�.. @aroceu
5K Followers 414 Following ):) arrow • 她/他/any pronouns • lesbian • 25↑ 🔞 nsfw 🪺 bad buddy/mdzs/thai bl 🌟 h: @6480Y 🍩 @bbskinkmeme ✨ aroceu everywhere!it's ya boy nic⁷ @wei_ever
557 Followers 441 Following cql/mdzs/mxtx + other danmei/gay stuff fan account 🔞 they/them - 30s - there's some (a lot of) BTS here now too, oops🌙 @lanzhanqilai
3K Followers 77 Following please respect the moon 🌙 cql/mdzs 🌙 18+ only 🌙 pfp @pzxce 🌙 header by phnelt 🌙 awayGinny Ruth @lirelyn
1K Followers 465 Following Writer, belligerently fandoming on main, she/her or ze/zem. pfp by @yingdraws.Pie , WhiteLotusJC @ShuFlyPie26
2K Followers 470 Following I'm Pie / 21+ / I stan one (1) angry ace grape jiujiu and simp for MoShang / Damian Wayne Lover / hornee pornee and stone cold angst monster / pfp: @selwujunshiny, @goddamnshinyr.. @shinyrock_fan
761 Followers 50 Following shiny✨🏔 || 30ish || still somehow MDZS on main || 🔞🔞🔞 || unapologetic JGY lover || 3zun 💛 AllYao || making ur faves wlw || sometimes rock climbingJJ Taylor @jjtaylor
287 Followers 480 Following Writer of horny and extremely niche distractions. Storyteller kink. She/they.Tessa Gratton @tessagratton
11K Followers 770 Following NYT bestselling queer SFF author. #MXTX trash. STRANGE GRACE, THE QUEENS OF INNIS LEAR, LADY HOTSPUR, NIGHT SHINE & STAR WARS: THR! nonbinary, she/he/they🔞pp rises with mal.. @kurohswife
2K Followers 148 Following 20岁↑ | danmei | WangXian, XueXiao, JunLian, Hannigram, L&DS, BG3, multi | don't harrass ppl re: sh!ps/k!nks | see 📌 | no m!nors🔞| send USD100 to get unblockedAngie @AnguineApple
101 Followers 1K Following 28, she/her. Ships exclusively in threes. Sometimes NSFW and lax with tagging, tread with caution!Rowan is still on hia.. @rowanburies
227 Followers 201 Following 🔞 | i'm not here | Ye Zun apologistbecca🍓🌱 @beccadrawing
6K Followers 187 Following she/her, just your friendly neighborhood fanartist. blorbo collector. who knows what i'll be into next! i sure don't. 🔞| very occasionally nsfwSugar 🍉🔞 ✧゚.. @weiwuxiansnose
4K Followers 409 Following fanfic writer on hiatus 🔞🏮 she/her | late 20s | demi, bi, nb ✨ mdzs+tgcf+shl 🌈 wwx to my lwj: @jinrudelan 🌸cat's midnight blues @azurewaxwing
934 Followers 331 Following Cat's fandom account for MDZS, OFMD, Scum Villain, YOI & figure skating. Bi, cis, she/her, white, late 30s. Profile pic by makowka. 18+ plz cohost: azurewaxwingluna 🌙 @dage_mingjue
3K Followers 232 Following 🌙 hawkshadow. ♑️ 29. 🏳️🌈 NSFW 🔞 multifandom ||✨Vegas ✨|| fic writer & horny tweets || Boston apologist || wife of @crisco_pete ||a fish hook, an open .. @fishhookn
100 Followers 126 Following 🔞; i like bogeyman shit 🤷; currently: our flag means death, etc & movies rpf & fic; they/them, 30s wife guyi may eat kale lunch salads i may have a peloton i may spend my days squinting at documents prepared by hedge fund and banker bros but i refuse, i just refuse, to use the word “deck” when referring to powerpoint slides
i find it fascinating when people call some of my more tame writing very smutty porn bc....wow. please do NOT delve into the dark recesses of my ao3 account bc i think you're not gonna like it, pal
@ZeebieTweets @Gaylienlanding thank you for this knowledge
@publicetienne @Gaylienlanding 1) oh I wish you had heard the way I BARKED at this question djsgdhs 2) it's someone who really buys into clothing brand hype, but usually in a skater/street fashion brand kind of way... afaik 3) this tweet from yikes: x.com/weiyikes/statu…
the twin hypebeasts of lan
By age 38, you should have ten friends: a partner in crime, the backer, the hacker, the gadget guy, a con man, a grease man, a pickpocket, driver, muscle, and an inside man. Your target is three casinos owned by Terry Benedict.
Same.
A couple of showers are meandering through the NYC Metro. Not much instability for them to work with. At this time, they are unimpressive and struggling to maintain themselves.
having a piano in an airport is SUCH a choice. i have heard some shockingly talented things and also a 3 year old pounding on the keys. it's 6 am.
His face is so upsetting and good, g o d .
in the absence of any canon information about where xue yang hid his piece of yin iron, we must all accept the most logical answer: up his butt.
I feel immense relief whenever the Astros lose on the same days that we do.
xiao xingchen and song lan after their sidepiece xue yang moves in:
He’s broke, he lives in our house, and he’s been stealing from us.
@stanmianmian @weiyikes Bats has rigged the furby yikes gave me to send out voice messages at 4am. Like an angel in a vision.
@stanmianmian @weiyikes *patiently sits in front of my plants*
@stanmianmian @weiyikes *patiently sits in front of my mirror*