chloe @vortex_83

chloe | she/it | 21 | The shards together are whole. Joined April 2020

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chloe @vortex_83

2 days ago

@loseuparrow FEELS THE AURA

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Izzeee @_izzeee

a week ago

i wish i was Hi on

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MattyG @meawoppl

a month ago

Wife told me these wouldn’t fit. Little did she know I had trained for this moment for years.

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cheyenne 🍉 @matter_twt

5 years ago

mom: eat your vegtables me:

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chloe @vortex_83

2 months ago

@clairebourn Already on it o7

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tori @fakeplasticbone

2 months ago

always beautiful, even when soaked in red

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chloe @vortex_83

2 months ago

@loseuparrow Thats my goat

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topaz. @twpaz_

2 months ago

if nimrod workman was in breaking bad: ohhh meth

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cheyenne 🍉 @matter_twt

2 months ago

All these news outlets talking about a "police state", and I'm just over here like, puh-LEASE State your name and reason for calling 🤣🤣🤣 - Top 30 best call center employee memes -

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chloe @vortex_83

2 months ago

@WILLNEVERTUCK its truee

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chloe @vortex_83

2 months ago

@WILLNEVERTUCK i shld come up

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chloe @vortex_83

2 months ago

@WILLNEVERTUCK good luck on the job search bestie <3

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instead of becoming a far right political commentator, perhaps charlie kirk should have gotten into the grain industry. then we could have all called him barley kirk. a rather wholesome turn of events, no?

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks

9 years ago

doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown pagliacci: what about pagliacci? doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown pagliacci: doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown

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chloe @vortex_83

3 months ago

@WILLNEVERTUCK if u aren't what're we friends 4

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bloated corpse @gqyjzxhp7d

4 months ago

my shitty rendition, thank you for the idea

Lise 🏳️‍⚧️ @N4pstr

4 months ago

can somebody do a sad and dramatic cover of fingers in his ass with the deltarune version

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❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther

8 months ago

Kendrick Lamar if Brassicaceae had never diversified: Wild cabbaaaaage!

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Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley

12 years ago

Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what

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REESE🍵 @WILLNEVERTUCK

5 months ago

cashapp: $wuyiyancha venmo: VENREESE Thank you for your support.

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REESE🍵 @WILLNEVERTUCK

5 months ago

just moved out in a hurry from my abusive childhood home and need a bit of $ to get back on my feet. donations would be much appreciated. please RT for visibility, thank you.