organic sludge @vegancheesecurd
Massachusetts, USA Joined January 2012-
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he met me in my “i’m going to stay single phase” & now i’m obsessed with him
Keto is insane- you’re telling me meat for every meal is healthy but apples aren’t?? 🥴
salad is just a vessel for my trader joe’s vegan caesar dressing
Love should feel easy, like yeah of course navigating stressful capitalistic life together has challenges and is stressful but the actual LOVE part of your relationship should feel natural and light and comforting- not stressful and forced
One of the most cringe things about me is that I am terrified of bell peppers
No I am not engaged yet; yes I am constantly scheming what to wear on my wedding day
I truly don’t remember what meat or cheese tastes like and lemme tell ya… that feels great 😌
The difference between the genuine, pure, true love I have now and the “love” I thought I had with my ex truly blows my mind 😅 thank GOD I found my soulmate Fr
I can’t explain how but the Eiffel Tower is camp
bagels should be free for girls
Nothing quite like the forbidden stinky of twisting your nose rings around
distraught that I have to force diet culture on my cats 😩
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Some of yall would fold real fast if your ketchup privileges got taken away
I'm glad we can finally have this open discovery in the frozen pizza community
Cooking the frozen pizza directly on the oven rack never sat right with me
They hate to see a swagged up white boy using a cornstarch slurry to reduce his sauces
When im making my grocery list and I write down "Bread, milk, eggs" I always smile to myself. Because those are the classics aren't they
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If sleeping on your stomach is so bad for you back, why does it feel so good?
I yearn for a beverage so carbonated it is painful to drink
This is what Travis Kelce looks like to me
I would love to drink a beer with him
Growing up makes you realize how good hotdogs are
wow you’re gorgeous. let me guess, anxious attachment style?
Women make better music than men
what opinion about music will have you like this
you better not be a peanut butter snack snail when i get there! me:
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