Constantin Jacob @tzeejay

Dry German. I fondly watch motorsport I have little knowledge of. Not a sponsored state actor, protector of virtual cordless drills @guardianiosapp tzeejay.com https://mastodon.social/@tzeejay Joined August 2013

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chris @hugelgupf

4 years ago

David Singleton @dps

4 years ago

🇯🇵 All Japanese merchants on Stripe can now download invoices in A4 paper size. The standard paper size in Japan is A4, so printing invoices was tricky for our Japanese users. So we updated our PDF generation logic from US letter to A4.

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Chris Fleming @chrisfluming

4 years ago

CEO of Patagonia

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Digiconomist @DigiEconomist

4 years ago

Let’s start the year by reflecting on the colossal waste of resources in Bitcoin mining: During 2022 Bitcoin consumed 161 TWh of electricity in total, exceeding a country such as Sweden. Related CO2 emissions were ~90 Mt; again negating the entire global net savings from EVs.

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Years Progress @YearsProgress

4 years ago

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Years Progress @YearsProgress

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Peter Steinberger 🦞 @steipete

4 years ago

“People’s reaction to telling them I wasn’t drinking was a strong filter for who I wanted to continue being around” “Alcohol was the only thing holding together many shallow relationships” dickiebush.com/writing/yearly…

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Turner Novak 🍌🧢 @TurnerNovak

4 years ago

Before you make fun of that kid who still believes in Santa 🎅 Just remember you still think that pre-revenue startup is worth $2 billion 🦄 Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁

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Mike Cvet @mikecvet

4 years ago

The sad reality of all the 2.0-era bad takes on how simple it would be to “fix” or “rebuild” Twitter is that they are wholly under-appreciating the challenges and complexity of this system at scale. If it looks like a simple app as a user, that is because the UX does a good job.

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Guardian Firewall @guardianiosapp

4 years ago

Guardian for macOS update released 12.21.22. Please visit guardianapp.com/macos/latest to download to your Mac and drag the file to your applications folder to install. ***Important*** this update may not install automatically and require the steps above.

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Ben Sandofsky @sandofsky

4 years ago

A rewrite is like rebuilding a plane mid-flight. The first Twitter rewrite placed Rails with Java+Scala; it took *years* and seriously debilitated product work in the process. Rewriting Twitter all over again is the dumbest imaginable move, and I can’t wait to watch.

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Paul Niland @PaulNiland

4 years ago

In case you haven't heard, the US military budget that just passed was for $858 billion. So for about 5% of that the army of your biggest enemy, Russia, is being eradicated. A bargain. Also, for those not paying attention, Russia's stated intention is genocide.

Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert

4 years ago

In case you haven’t heard, our government wants to send yet another $47 billion to Ukraine. Yes, really.

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

9 years ago

Fixing a complex system sounds pretty easy when you're an idiot.

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Darshan @chiefchimpanzee

4 years ago

😂😂😂 more startup bro reality checks. This time George Hotz. A short story of a guy who found out…

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Peter Steinberger 🦞 @steipete

4 years ago

defaults write com. apple.dt.Xcode XcodeCloudUpsellPromptEnabled -bool false (remove the space after com.)

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Avid Halaby @AvidHalaby

4 years ago

Mudge informed Agrawal that there were thousands of failed login attempts to Twitter's engineering system every day. Agrawal did nothing.

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Kim Ahlberg @kimahlberg

4 years ago

Currently working on adding the Baltic countries & Poland to my electricity price tracking app. Looking for beta testers in those regions. Join the beta program here: testflight.apple.com/join/wS5TVGF4 #energy #energybills #electricitybill #poland #estonia #latvia #lithuania #baltic

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David Buchanan does not tweet anymore @David3141593

4 years ago

Apparently @Namecheap is now selling bloch*in-based domains, and unless you hover over the illegibly low-contrast "i" icon there's no indication that you're buying something "not compatible with DNS" throughout the rest of the checkout process.