Paul Hudson @twostraws
Learning and sharing at Hacking with Swift, author of Swift, SwiftUI, and iOS books @[email protected] hackingwithswift.com Bath, UK Joined July 2009-
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There are a *handful* of discounted tickets available for @swiftcraftuk, which is a new iOS event in the UK next month. The speaker line up is incredible – the biggest I've seen in any event in years. Use the code SPEAKERFOLLOW24 to save an additional 15%: swiftcraft.uk/tickets?group=…
🚨 This starts in one hour, folks!
The next Hacking with Swift+ live stream takes place in exactly 24 hours! I'll be showing you how to build a website in Swift using my new Ignite framework – it's going to be a lot of fun 😎 hackingwithswift.com/plus
Tomorrow @mikaela__caron and I are recording the next episode of @swiftovercoffee, and we'd love your input on our next open ballot: with WWDC just two months away, how are you preparing your apps for the inevitable next iOS release that's coming? Reply with your answer! 🙌
Thank you to @essentialdevcom for sponsoring Hacking with Swift last week! They are running a free crash course for folks looking to improve their Swift skills. Sign up here: iosacademy.essentialdeveloper.com/p/ios-architec…
My grandmother passed away today. I feel so privileged to have known her, and for my children – her great-grandchildren! – to have known her too. 98 is a fantastic age, and I’ll always remember her love and kindness ❤️
Accessibility is for everyone! Check out the latest @swiftovercoffee episode to hear a wide range of coding tips from listeners, plus more than a little excitement for #WWDC24 😂
Accessibility is for everyone! Check out the latest @swiftovercoffee episode to hear a wide range of coding tips from listeners, plus more than a little excitement for #WWDC24 😂
Another batch of #WWDC24 invites went out last night, and if you're lucky enough to get one please make sure you RSVP for the Special Event at Apple Park, *and also* pick a slot for the Tuesday event at the Cupertino developer center – I think space is running low on the latter!
I wrote a book! It's already available on Kindle (print version coming soon!) amazon.com/Engineering-Le…
🚨 Meetup Announcement! Calling all SwiftUI Jedis 🌟 and UIKit Sith Lords 🌑! Join us for Episode 1 of the Swift Mumbai Meetup: The Rebirth 🎉 🗓️ On May the 4th be with you! 😉 We can't wait to see you in great numbers! 🎟️ lu.ma/swiftmumbai #swiftui #swiftlang #iosdev
I did this live twice, and it was by far the most stressful talk I’ve ever done 💀
I did this live twice, and it was by far the most stressful talk I’ve ever done 💀
If you have a interest to talk in future try! Swift Tokyo or want to recommend somebody as candidate, please let us know by filling out this form! #tryswift forms.gle/m1SFoqi5ZP5Si4…
Thank you to @essentialdevcom for sponsoring Hacking with Swift this week! They are running a free crash course for folks looking to improve their Swift skills. Sign up here: iosacademy.essentialdeveloper.com/p/ios-architec…
👋 I'm available for hire as an iOS dev. Looking for a great team and cool project (visionOS is a plus). Remote. Part time or full time. After 5 years full time on YouTube, I want to be on a team again. DMs are open. RTs appreciated!
Antoine v.d. SwiftLee.. @twannl
55K Followers 792 Following 🇳🇱 #swift @WeTransfer Stay updated on Swift changes: https://t.co/eMX0Y0ZFye Letting you Build Apps Faster: https://t.co/hFipVJK7Dd
Sarun W. @sarunw
18K Followers 710 Following iOS developer. I share Swift/SwiftUI knowledge on my weekly blog at https://t.co/K48CTCeaQv. Build apps in my free time @CodeshotApp / @TinyLorem / @LocalizeBot
Donny Wals 👾 @DonnyWals
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Kavsoft @_Kavsoft
20K Followers 51 Following Kavsoft is where I make videos about iOS Apps Using SwiftUl. Patron: https://t.co/WEfT4QVjWi Creator of https://t.co/IOZEHM1BcM Apps: https://t.co/YNEKbGcO35
Christian Selig @ChristianSelig
69K Followers 2K Following iOS developer, creator of @ApolloReddit, @PixelPalsApp. Previously at . he/him. i love aminals. 🌱
Thomas Ricouard @Dimillian
17K Followers 3K Following 🍎 SwiftUI 🤖 AI prompt master 👨💻 Staff iOS engineer @medium 🇫🇷 Entrepreneur, iOS/macOS & more engineer 🫡 Previously @glose 📖 @google 🔍 & various other
Natalia Panferova @natpanferova
22K Followers 1K Following iOS | macOS | Swift | SwiftUI | Previously SwiftUI at Apple | Integrating SwiftUI into UIKit Apps book: https://t.co/SEUaymYoXl
Marin Todorov @icanzilb
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StewartLynch @StewartLynch
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Everton Carneiro @everton_dev
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Rudrank Riyam @rudrankriyam
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Simon B. Støvring @simonbs
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Majid Jabrayilov @mecid
27K Followers 312 Following Biohacker 🧠 iOS developer 👨🏻💻 SwiftUI addicted 🚀 Creator of @CardioBotApp ⌚️ Writing weekly posts about Swift development 📖 Curating SwiftUI Weekly 📧
tundsdev @tundsdev
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Rebecca (Slatkin) Slo.. @RebeccaSlatkin
24K Followers 4K Following iOS biped, automata tinkerer, woods wanderer, dog food can opener. Great in humorous portrayal only.
Via @codingmilf
10K Followers 1K Following Self-taught iOS developer. Falling in love with #SwiftUI & #UIKit every day.
Ben Sandofsky @sandofsky
29K Followers 339 Following Cofounder, @halidecamera. Avoiding posting on this site until it’s sold off to private equity for peanuts. Try @[email protected].
Flo writes Code @FloWritesCode
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Natascha Fadeeva @tanaschita
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Mikaela Caron 🦄 @mikaela__caron
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101 Followers 115 Following Web Dev | Blockchain | Data Analysis | E-Marketing Leveraging tech to enhance productivity, ask me about workflow optimization strategies.
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Chris @lanbo_xj
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EndlessFalls @iOSJourneyman
28 Followers 65 Following Passionate iOS enthusiast on the road to mastering Swift. Turning ideas into reality, one line of code at a time. 📱✨ #iOSDev #SwiftLang
Dylan Lindgren @dylanlindgren
697 Followers 1K Following Techno-optimist. Solution Engineer at @ServiceNow. 🇦🇺 in 🇯🇵. F1 fan – attended 25 F1 races (first Australia 1999). Fifth Estate.
Nathan Brown @GamingPreacher7
6 Followers 99 Following Husband. Father. Pastor. Gamer. Apple Enthusiast.
Mark Lamb @marklamb
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Christian Rodriguez @ChristianR11179
2 Followers 17 Following iOS Dev 🧑🏻💻 Currently building @KnitNetApp 🧶⭐️
Regan Bhandari @reganbh55
14 Followers 346 Following Proud nepali citizen. Everything is fair for my nation either its a pen,spade,ak47 or what else.Just can’t imagine to serve the nation. Yikes ! i am ready.....
Wim Van Buynder @wimvanbuynder
1K Followers 303 Following
LeeLadhar acharya Lee.. @LeeLadhara28370
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Michael Bowen @MichaelBCodes
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Danil Gontovnik @gontovnik
142 Followers 324 Following Building mobile apps that people love, 700K+ MAU. Co-founder at AnkiPro. Ex-SWE at @meta, @msqrdme, @marvelapp 🇱🇹 → 🇬🇧 → 🇦🇪
Manya Aggarwal @codeSpecies536
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Soulana @DreamPC380705
506 Followers 3K Following saga monke with heart and sol and a samoyed || Labor market expert 🇪🇺 || Translator 🇵🇱🇩🇪 || AI & Blockchain enthusiast || Solana ecosystem adventurer
Saiful Islam Shanto @Shanto_devX
568 Followers 3K Following Web Developer | Self taught programmer 🎉 C, C++, Python🎉
Thamarai tender @Thamarai2195
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Waverley Lin @linxiaojiang1
136 Followers 664 Following Just for Fun. Soul is in Nanking, but my heart is towards the end of the world: Queenstown, New Zealand.
Chima Onyekwere @madebychima
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stb @stb49136034
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ScarletFireMtn @ScarletFireMtn
524 Followers 3K Following #JoggingwithGhosts. Exploring the complexity of human emotions. A journey. A tale of resilience, healing, and the quest for meaning. All words human-made. https
김남수 @LBBYmpk2haK4esq
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David Graham @dgraham_io
25 Followers 9 Following
mdlarger @blobber8754
78 Followers 176 Following
Antoine v.d. SwiftLee.. @twannl
55K Followers 792 Following 🇳🇱 #swift @WeTransfer Stay updated on Swift changes: https://t.co/eMX0Y0ZFye Letting you Build Apps Faster: https://t.co/hFipVJK7Dd
Sean Allen @seanallen_dev
50K Followers 1 Following I create content to help iOS developers level up their skills. Learn iOS Dev - https://t.co/deQ3SY7LW3. Building @CreatorViewApp.
Donny Wals 👾 @DonnyWals
29K Followers 494 Following iOS Engineer, blogger and author at https://t.co/GXOvs3nr0S. Loves learning and sharing knowledge. ❤Dorien -- #swift #ios #swiftlang #iosdev #solopreneur (he/him)
Christian Selig @ChristianSelig
69K Followers 2K Following iOS developer, creator of @ApolloReddit, @PixelPalsApp. Previously at . he/him. i love aminals. 🌱
Natalia Panferova @natpanferova
22K Followers 1K Following iOS | macOS | Swift | SwiftUI | Previously SwiftUI at Apple | Integrating SwiftUI into UIKit Apps book: https://t.co/SEUaymYoXl
Ricky Mondello @rmondello
21K Followers 749 Following 🏳️⚧️ Nonbinary, they/them, friend🧛🏻♀️ 🖤 It’s not a phase 🔑 Pass{keys, codes, words} at Apple 🌙 🦔 Speedrunner 🤷🏻♀️ https://t.co/zfI4fME1yh
tundsdev @tundsdev
8K Followers 952 Following 📹 YouTuber teaching all things iOS | 👨🏾💻 Development Manager | Anime 🇯🇵 Food 🌮 Football ⚽️ in that order
Rebecca (Slatkin) Slo.. @RebeccaSlatkin
24K Followers 4K Following iOS biped, automata tinkerer, woods wanderer, dog food can opener. Great in humorous portrayal only.
Via @codingmilf
10K Followers 1K Following Self-taught iOS developer. Falling in love with #SwiftUI & #UIKit every day.
Ben Sandofsky @sandofsky
29K Followers 339 Following Cofounder, @halidecamera. Avoiding posting on this site until it’s sold off to private equity for peanuts. Try @[email protected].
Natascha Fadeeva @tanaschita
9K Followers 403 Following Senior freelance iOS developer 👩🏻💻 Writing articles about iOS and Swift programming on https://t.co/sA9D7tao3N
Mikaela Caron 🦄 @mikaela__caron
8K Followers 1K Following 👩💻 iOS Engineer | Organizer @iosdevhappyhour | Freelancer | 🎙️@swiftovercoffee | 🐘 @[email protected] | My Apps 👇👇👇 | she/her
Marina Vatmakhter (Go.. @hybridcattt
5K Followers 372 Following Professionally enjoying iOS development since 2011 💆♀️ org @CopenhagenCocoa | curating @ios_code_review 💌 | adviser
Josh “Pizza Conf”.. @joshdholtz
8K Followers 1K Following Hudson’s and Oaklyn’s dad 👨👩👧👦 I do stuff at @RevenueCat 💼 Lead maintainer of @FastlaneTools 🚀 @IndieDevMonday 🙋♂ https://t.co/3b56M3Oqgv
Charlie Chapman @_chuckyc
7K Followers 1K Following Dev Advocate @RevenueCat • indie creating @DarkNoiseApp • host of the @LaunchedFM podcast
Sommer Panage @Sommer
22K Followers 681 Following SwiftUI @Apple. Prev: @SlackHQ, @Twitter. #Accessibility always. Frequently upside down. 🤸🏻♀️ (she/her) Follow me in other places! https://t.co/0u0qblOffj
Danijela Vrzan @dvrzan
7K Followers 693 Following 🇭🇷 in 🇨🇦 • iOS Developer • Writer • Speaker • "Life's too short to wear boring socks!"
Chris @chriseidhof
28K Followers 770 Following Founder of https://t.co/NAypJuHzEn — Hardly here anymore, moved to @[email protected]://t.co/NAypJuHzEn
Meng To @MengTo
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Chris Rivers @Lofionic
540 Followers 3K Following Mobile @HyperARCo, iOS/Swift/Britpop/Spurs (not in that order). A follow is far from an endorsement. https://t.co/R9JIlH99QP
Audrey Zebaze @MvpOhhhDrey
504 Followers 747 Following Against all discrimination #TeamApple #TeamLeBron #Team237 🇨🇲 Playing 🏀. Noire pas «black», Apple Platforms developer. 👩🏽💻 everywhere. She/Her
Danielle @dlewisdev
1K Followers 219 Following iOS & visionOS Developer | CS Student | 🏀✊🏾🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (she/her)
King Edward's School,.. @KESBath
5K Followers 3K Following An independent co-ed day school from 3 to 18yrs. The School has a reputation for academic excellence and outstanding pastoral care. #SchoolForAdventurousMinds
Zamzam Pooya @zamzampooya
717 Followers 289 Following Engineering manager @veotechnologies 👩🏽💻 Engineer by day📱 Movie geek by night 🎥 Traveler by heart 🌍Technologist to watch @WomenWhoCode
Lee Kah Seng @Lee_Kah_Seng
2K Followers 430 Following ✍🏻 Founder of https://t.co/bCYWyLjRZn | iOS development enthusiast | 🇲🇾
Maxim Cramer @mennenia
3K Followers 859 Following Helping entrepreneurs win with TechLiteracy® and engineers excel with influence. iOS dev since 2009. Pixel-pusher. Teacher. Founder @ MENNENIA.
Anum @anumness
2K Followers 647 Following Code ninja by day 🥷, bookworm by night 📖 • iOS Dev • 12 years a developer • #womenintech Currently indie hacking ex @guardian, @chase_uk & @skyUK
Hacktivate @hacktivateio
59 Followers 3 Following Hacktivate is a capture the flag game for students aged 11-19, utilizing skills such as coding, encryption, networking, and more. Free for all UK schools!
anna 🪐✨ @acbdev
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Robin Kanatzar @RobinKanatzar
884 Followers 1K Following Android + iOS Engineer | CEO @accessible_apps | Speaker | Passionate about #A11y and #WomenInTech | Building @ScanReadLearn | Organizer @BdxCocoaheads (she/her)
us dollarlaina 💵 @alainakafkes
1K Followers 548 Following iOS engineer, writer, and general glossophile. she/her.
Josh Tidsbury @joshtidsbury
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Angela @angela_laar
430 Followers 100 Following Software Engineer @ 👩🏾💻 I dream in code ☁️Overly excited and highly caffeinated🧋☕️ she/her ⚡️
Sam Lazarus @slazaruseth
731 Followers 414 Following This account is inactive, hmu on threads https://t.co/y2AbHdmHrx. I’ll still check dms here on occasion though.
Richard Wei @rxwei
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Adrian Eves @swifteves
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aronskaya @iaronskaya
1K Followers 304 Following Software Engineer at Apple. Director @wwcodekyiv. She/her.
Royal High School Bat.. @RoyalHighBath
5K Followers 2K Following Outstanding • Contemporary • Girl-centred. An independent day and boarding school for girls aged 3-18 in the beautiful city of #Bath. Proud to be part of @GDST
John Gruber @gruber
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Ting Becker 🇨🇳 @Teekachu1
8K Followers 423 Following iOS @ | self-taught | Prev auditor @KPMG | Non practicing CPA | If I were a Pokémon, I’d be an ⚡️ type | 武汉丫头
Fernando @fromjrtosr
2K Followers 238 Following 🇲🇽 Mexican 🐶 Founder @UnderdogDevs 💻 Senior iOS dev @37signals (@basecamp, @heyhey) No Mastodon; only email [email protected] I miss Objective-C.
Karin Prater @swiftyplace
5K Followers 115 Following I switched from physics to iOS development. I am passionate about learning and love to help others to become better. I teach SwiftUI and Combine on Youtube.
Paris Xavier Pinkney @pxpgraphics
4K Followers 5K Following Senior Software Engineer @ | prev Senior iOS Engineer @udemy, @scribd, @marqeta | Husband | Son | Brother. OAK born. LAS raised. FLG educated. CALI native.
Linda Dong 👩🏻�.. @lindadong
37K Followers 1K Following Design Evangelista talking Vision Pro, UI, games. Twitter is my LinkedIn, otherwise @[email protected] https://t.co/CEujW3ruOE
Curt Clifton @curtclifton
2K Followers 322 Following Runner. Skier. Programming language geek. SwiftUI. Apple. This is a dead account. Mastodon: @[email protected]
Alicia V Carr @Fineblkwoman
2K Followers 1K Following I’m an artist and I’m sensitive about my shit https://t.co/SFh9B2ziHo Hello World https://t.co/D4dMW4cLPq Mastodon @[email protected]
viv @vivianphung
13K Followers 2K Following 23 yo boomer • beep boop @snowballtools • prev eng @instagram
Kelly @kelhutch17
2K Followers 3K Following Engineering Manager @ Reddit👩🏼💻| iOS Engineer | cilantro hater | 🐈🐈 mom | she/her 🏳️🌈💜
Stephanie @theroadtotech
5K Followers 569 Following Manufacturing 👉 iOS SWE 👉 Aspiring PM l Founder of The Road To Tech, helping you break into tech without applying online
Becca Royal-Gordon @beccadax
3K Followers 574 Following Possibly the only poly trans lesbian compiler engineer who’s never worked on Rust. She/her. Swift Language Steering Group & . Basic Balmung miqo’te.
Niharika Bedekar @niharikabedekar
551 Followers 438 Following Exploring ✨ | previously Fitness Watch, @stanford cs, partnerships @sheplusplus | huge fan of libraries
Allen W @codeine_coding
9K Followers 531 Following Self-taught iOS dev 💻 | Sales to Software Engineer | iOS Accessibility @Apple | Former Organizer @iOSDevHappyHour🍻 | Father 24/7 🦸🏾♂️ | Morehouse Alum
Jeff Kelley @SlaunchaMan
2K Followers 897 Following software engineering manager. #Michigan alumnus, he/him. Cherry Coke Zero connoisseur. #GoBlue I don’t post here any more; see @[email protected]
Shubheksha ✨ @ScribblingOn
18K Followers 917 Following Not active anymore. Check pinned tweet. Making the cutest things @fluffmallowco 🌈 She/her
Kevin Hoctor @kevinhoctor
6K Followers 652 Following Creator • Engineer • Writer • YouTuber • Video Editor • Amateur Musician • Creative content on @WhiskyRiffs and @findGinaMarie.
Vui Nguyen (She/Her) @sunfishgurl
1K Followers 884 Following #iOS Engineer. Technical Lead. Former Leadership Fellow @WWCodeMobile. @WomenTechmakers #WTMAmbassador. Views are my own.
Karoy Lorentey @lorentey
3K Followers 0 Following This account is inactive. Follow me at: @[email protected]
Roxana Nagy (Jula) @RoxanaJula
2K Followers 3K Following 👩💻 Director of Immersive Technologies @Monstarlab_EMEA, Organizer @BorderlessEng
Once again asking men to ✨lighten up✨
Absolute weapons grade w@nkers. School kids use this crossing. #bladerunners are #pricks #VoteKhan
The replies to this are an insane indictment of car culture gone mad in this country. Absolutely mad post-truth idiocy. 20mph saves lives. That's it.
A mother whose son was left seriously injured after he was hit by a car believes the 20mph limit saved his life bbc.in/4aXrAX8
I think one of the most important safety tips for women is to pay attention to how a man responds to a no, & I don't just mean a literal no. How does he respond when you disagree, when you refuse to defer to him, when you set a boundary, when you're unavailable.
Beginning, middle and end of the Get in Gear Half Marathon today in St. Paul. We have an odd tradition of taking the ending photo in front of the port-o-potties
Got addicted to playing Pokémon via the Delta emulator (6 hours at a stretch) and now I just hate it. How? My phone went off after making a ton of progress and I did not save it 😂
Interview: What is your special skill? Me: Eat water melon in 1second
I see we’ve reached the “getting mad at the private thoughts of imaginary women” stage of sexual resentment.
Labour could just put this image on billboards around the country #bbcqt
Finally, a dating app feature I can get behind
I finally got my US visa approved! 😭 My one in a life time WWDC is happening!!! But wait, why are most community events already sold out?!?! 🫠
What? Of course I actually play warhammer These space marines are my favorite. I especially loved their battle with the klingons
Went ahead and ordered flowers for my mum after reading the replies. ☺️
what's the simplest thing you've done for your parents that made their life better?
The Today Show quoted the full text of my beard tweet lmaooo
You getting blocked by an account that just posts nice things probably means you're a prick
I’m never deleting this app lol
Try covering the logo with your thumb and watch the red fade away. Everything is a hallucination and a half.
his Coca-Cola can appears reddish, though it consists of black and white random dots.
Men writing long lists of the male power fantasies *they* swoon over then getting mad at women for it will never not be amusing. And exactly why I have zero pity for their loneliness.
@JessPected @DoomScroling please describe "desirable" that isn't an endless list of bullsh*t you all make up in your heads
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