TWO GUYS ON A PLANE @twoguysonaplane
Flight attendant humor, heart, memes, and stories! Created by flight attendants Drew & Rich. [email protected]. twoguysonaplane.com/linkinbio Philadelphia, PA Joined June 2013-
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flight attendants be like, “oh haha i didn’t even hear that call bell go off!”
flight attendants will really share their whole life story and deepest darkest secrets with a stranger and then be like “welp, it was nice flying with you!”
therapist: “and what do we say when our flight is delayed?” me: “this airline is trash” therapist: “no”
being a flight attendant is really just saying “i think we’ve flown together before” to crew members you don’t know every day until you retire
stop taking pictures of flight attendants 🗣️
overheard at TSA: “my flight leaves in like 10 minutes, can you please just let me skip all this?”
let’s normalize not taking pictures of people while they’re at work and potentially getting them fired just so you can get some free airline miles
never underestimate the ability of flight attendants to come together during a major aviation related incident like a crash… or a Karen
maybe all this time passengers just needed special glasses to find the lav like they do to see the eclipse
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I got one of the famous @NotJust_Survive cookies!
Me: Don’t take any more pictures next to Jessi, anybody looks like trash next to her beautiful face. Jessi: Want to get a picture together? Me: of course! 😭
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making my husband watch #fromjustintokelly and idc what anybody thinks
Yeah they are! Congrats to everyone at @KellyClarksonTV for another nomination!
Literally!! And I’ll just sit & listen
flight attendants will really share their whole life story and deepest darkest secrets with a stranger and then be like “welp, it was nice flying with you!”
can’t even tell you how excited I am to see @TheVeronicas tonight in PHL! 💜
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Congrats to everyone with The Kelly Clarkson Show for all of the nominations! (We also see and love the work being done from the other categories - you are all a part of what makes this the best daytime show!)
@twoguysonaplane @taylorswift13 😂😂 That was me a few months ago 🤭.
Dawg, you don’t need to say “they’re not allowed to,” I’m not asking for an illegal car, I’m asking for car that is as close to the minimal parameters of what’s legally allowed as possible. It can have a backup camera. Whether there’s a market for it is a different conversation.
@twoguysonaplane therapist takes same airline for vacation a few weeks later and has 2 mx delays, 1 wx delay, missing checked luggage upon arrival. therapist: "never flying that airline again"
Forever fascinated by straight men interacting with each other on Twitter... just replying to tweets like "Yep." to agree while not contributing anything new but they're not even mad or shady… Then the original guy replies like "Thanks man 💪"… I need a full documentary on this
Cause all senior mamas starting to look alike
being a flight attendant is really just saying “i think we’ve flown together before” to crew members you don’t know every day until you retire