Two Gerbils @two_gerbils
We are just two gerbils. Joined May 2022-
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We only have 37 followers, but each one of them is acclaimed and doing interesting stuff. These hamster accounts have huge lists but they're all trash.
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“The poet sleeps. This is the hour of the gardener.” -Cees Nooteboom, trans. by David Colmer, with drawings by Max Neumann, Leaving (@seagullbooks) …n-books-a-poem-emporium.myshopify.com/products/11-19…
Two Gerbils retweeted
Me on the hedonic treadmill
Our explore page is all sesame seeds lol the algorithm KNOWS us
We are only six weeks old but That 70s Show has aged impeccably
Your lover doesn't have to be your best friend, but they should probably be in your top five
At that age where we're bitchy and irreverent but still kind of bad at chewing
The good thing about only living 2-3 years is that Daniel Day Lewis will still be around when we die
Just learned that stromboli was invented in Philly. Sad. Sometimes we wish this cage didn't get such good wifi
We have no idea what limn means and unfortunately no way of finding out :/
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