Brent Brooks @twistedguy23

designer. illustrator. writer. chef. gamer. motorcycles, heavy metal, meat, lifting. unionmoto.co Texas, USA Joined October 2014

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Brent Brooks @twistedguy23

22 hours ago

@DAKKADAKKA1 Nah. Michael Bay actually makes movies that are enjoyable and are respectful to the source material, actors, and audience.

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2 days ago

@AngelaBelcamino Twist my arm…

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4 days ago

@pureMetatron If you asked me this 20 years ago, I’d have an answer (Star Wars). But now; neither. Warhammer 40K for all my sci-fi and space fantasy needs these days.

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5 days ago

@highelven I really like him as a character, but he just doesn’t have a role in my current party. Maybe next time.

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6 days ago

@KyleDWilson1 Retards like James don’t understand what verisimilitude means or how important it is.

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@BowTiedYukon It tastes like shit and always gives me this weird heartburn that isn’t quite heartburn, but that doesn’t stop me from drinking it. There are times when only Red Bull delivers the hit you need.

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a week ago

@highelven With the right talents, everyone’s favorite space grandpa makes great cover.

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a week ago

@LizzyStarrrdust Does this mean my wife needs to suck my dick 10 times every time she gets a new tattoo?

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a week ago

@Gamefantweets Yeah. It’s a failure. Xbox One and the early games that accompanied it were so bad, that it basically caused me to give up gaming as a hobby for a decade.

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a week ago

@BowTiedYukon 141 lbs? Dafuq? Is this twink 5’2”?

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2 weeks ago

@kenzietuff Nolan’s version is pointless when this, the perfect adaptation of the Odyssey, already exists.

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2 weeks ago

@JebraFaushay Dated a girl a long time ago & legit broke it off when I saw she had a Dave Matthews band sticker on the rear window of her car.

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Brent Brooks @twistedguy23

2 weeks ago

@IommiWatts I’ve often joked that if my day job doesn’t work out, I could just join Crowbar & it would be weeks before anyone noticed.

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Brent Brooks @twistedguy23

2 weeks ago

@nuhre_ Even if appearance customization is limited or nonexistent (Witcher series), at least give me meaningful attribute customization, skill/talent trees & dialogue/narrative choices that alter the outcome of the game.

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2 weeks ago

@JebraFaushay Which ones are the pool noodles?

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2 weeks ago

@hippojuicefilm Tiny little baby hands.

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2 weeks ago

@hippojuicefilm I’ve never seen “training” like this. Reminds me that I need to rearrange things in the garage gym so I can hang up a heavy bag.

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2 weeks ago

@LizzyStarrrdust The short-lived flowers on my chili pepper plants, because it means I’m getting more spicy goodness.

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2 weeks ago

@postjawline You assume he doesn’t already have these things.

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2 weeks ago

@CassandraRules This is hands down my favorite performance of any song ever. I’m always utterly transfixed by it, whether it’s just the audio or the full video. It’s truly amazing.