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“the grass is only greener where you water it” Joined September 2011-
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He rowdy looks like QuiQui
POV of me entering heaven when I die
POV of me entering heaven when I die
This scene still scares me
This scene still scares me
Still SO perfect 😍😍😍😍😍
Facts on facts on facts
replied to Gerber on tiktok telling them I, as a 28 year old woman still eat their peach baby food in full hopes (delusion) they would send me a case & all I got was a like 😪
Cool, but where's the physical?!?
Cool, but where's the physical?!?
I have to watch this at least once a month or else I’ll go clinically insane
If the road I’m on ever gets blocked off by protesters whatever their cause is I will automatically be against it
Nobody does it like Walton Goggins
When you see 4 movies a year
When you see 4 movies a year
Richard Lewis thanking Larry and the crew of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM on the final shoot day. "Thanks for being so sweet to me." 🥹
Now that the show is over I can definitely say this is my favorite curb joke
The Curb finale was perfect. And somehow it killed two birds with one stone and gave the original Seinfeld finale justice! I miss Larry already. #CurbYourEnthusiasm
What a perfect series finale for #CurbYourEnthusiasm!!!
In Larry’s honor 🫡
In Larry’s honor 🫡 https://t.co/zpY45JobSG
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@yuppitsred @babystorme_ Crazy how you support Andrew Tate but don’t see what this weirdo is doing is wrong lmfao. Stop worrying about what’s going on across the fucking country and worry about fixing ours first pussy boy
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He’s hiding in the Facility level in GoldenEye
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
a real screen cap from its always sunny in philadelphia - season 16 (2023)
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
when you trust your wife enough to stick contacts in with stiletto nails 😈
Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
Those born in 1994-2004 please can you briefly tell me why you are not married ?
Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster
This was the start of all they bs
Stop motion oil painting art with a kitten playing 📹Vanessa Stockard
hey sorry i can’t right now im too busy watching my own instagram story
This is the same clown that was shooting at fiesta. 🤣🤣🤣 Needless to say he won’t be stealing anything anymore!
A known serial thief was arrested Wednesday morning and identified as Mikey Valdez, 18. Valdez has been known to frequent parking lots in the La Cantera and Rim area scouring vehicles to break into and steal property from. bit.ly/49stcGx