Oh no, I live in the bad place
@Tristangray @mhengl1 Liar. Raccoons are viscous monsters that would never kiss anyone unless it was a ploy to catch you off guard so they can eat your face. Or maybe steal your lunch money.
@Tristangray @mhengl1 😂 So no joke, I have a legit Raccoon phobia. There’s some childhood trauma. And now you know my great weakness.
@MSminis @Tristangray Hold on. I have in my possession a picture of you WEARING a raccoon skin hat. No wonder raccoons want to eat your face.
@MSminis @mhengl1 @Tristangray One of my union reps was attacked by one a few years back and periodically I text him a photo of a raccoon.
@toughcrowdjoe @mhengl1 @Tristangray That’s not very nice (says the guy who has definitely texted you pictures of close ups of patterned holes. I’m sorry).