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I am probably like 30 seasons behind, but someone please tell me where to watch every episode of the Bachelor and Bachelorette? I’m on the bandwagon now.

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I’m so pissed at the end of #laboroflove. Like I’m so happy for the people who are in love and all, but I’m so sad for Stuart. My heart actually hurts for him. Is this what watching reality tv feels like? I literally feel like I’ve been broken up with.

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TFed @torifed

6 years ago

Just found a spot on the back of my leg I’ve forgotten to shave since 2004. Whoops. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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6 years ago

I hate when people say “I have Amazon Prime”. It’s 2020, I don’t care. In fact, I’m exclusively interested in the old school folks who don’t have Amazon Prime.

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TFed @torifed

6 years ago

@jcardiff03 @Tammy59039968 Hi. This is me, no problems gal. I’ll have the mom moved on tap.

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TFed @torifed

6 years ago

@juliemw_8 2 or 23

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6 years ago

I was bored enough today during work to figure out what font size my normal handwriting is. 6. My natural handwriting is form size 6. No wonder no one can ever read anything.

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DJ ACCIDENT REPORT @mother_report

6 years ago

who did this

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TFed @torifed

6 years ago

@RonKillings is the greatest gift to the @WWE

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TFed @torifed

6 years ago

@Mais3991 I did this with my mother this morning as well. Ugh. Next lesson is need vs want.

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Preet Bharara @PreetBharara

6 years ago

Dr. Phil not only apparently has no last name, he also in fact has no medical license. Ignore quacks.

Acyn @Acyn

6 years ago

Dr. Phil appears on Laura Ingraham and says we don’t shut the country down for automobile deaths, cigarette related deaths, and swimming pool deaths

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TFed @torifed

6 years ago

Where the fuck is the Kane spot in this #BoneyardMatch? Come on @wwe. If I can’t go to #Wrestlemania36 give me the Mayor.

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TFed @torifed

6 years ago

@julie_w8 @4H Use instant potato’s if you can’t find baking materials! I mean, don’t eat them, but to decorate. :)

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TFed @torifed

6 years ago

Y’all I’m wearing crocs around the house and sewing myself a shirt out of cat fabric. 8 days in quarantine is the amount of days it takes for me to turn into an annoying suburban mom.