Tyler Andersen @tkandersen
Afloat Joined April 2009-
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Celebrating the Fourth Of July as our nation's birthday is like celebrating your current marriage's anniversary on the date of your previous marriage's divorce filing. #thereisaidit
I shouldn't have to "game the algorithm" to make @Netlifx stop showing me gory shit, I just just be able to say "stop recommending gory shit"
@CharlesSchwab Would love it if your monthly statements were accurate. Also, would love it if your financial consultants could actually consult on financial matters. Oh, and also if you had anyone at your company you could provide customer service by email.
I'm amazed that @ZulayKitchen only will give a warranty if you bought the product directly from them. If you bought it from them through their Amazon store or any other retail establishment, then their product is not warranted. So I would advise against buying from them _at all_.
Remember when the warning your printer ink was dying was that your printouts started to fade? Now, @HP is just like "FUCK YOU, I'M DONE"
No longer on @bumble because apparently I'm unable to count the number of rocks in a pile. #stupidcapchas
Bad to worse. Turns out it's the same N-number from the inbound two days ago. And the replacement flight is non-scheduled. So they literally just pushed everyone back two days. Probably the crew, too. Everyone on this flight will be angry. @united is a pile of shit.
Okay, @United is just the biggest pile of shit there is. They cancelled our return flight, too. Rebooking it 2 days out *with* an overnight in Newark. Costing me 6 nights of hotel, and a missed baby shower. When I gave them other options to get us home quicker, they said $$$.
It was just @United using weather as an excuse to fuck over their clientele. No surprise. (Also, they were once owned by the Boeing family. No surprise there either.) (5/5)
Had there not been a @United screw-up, the flight would have departed on time. Instead they chose to use a weather excuse for this flight, and booted us all off the aircraft. It wasn't all flights, the airport was not in chaos. (4/5)
Flight cancelled by @united due to their poor foresight pushing a delay into an anti-serendipitous weather event which they used as an excuse to screw a full 757, even though it was their fault. #chicago #ord @FAA_Bryan (1/5)
In one of his #slimiest moves of the year, House Speaker @SpeakerJohnson is cutting short the legislative session in order to be more "transparent" about the #EpsteinFiles. [1] nytimes.com/live/2025/07/2… [2] merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tra… [3] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ministrie…
Seriously. They keep saying that I've bought 100GB. I already had 15GB, so I received 85GB, not 100GB. WHERE ARE THE OTHER 15 GB?
What's your favorite flight tracker now that @flightaware doesn't work anymore?
Well, it appears the market is open. @CharlesSchwab of course won't let me modify an open order. Lovely. I'm sure they'll blame it on somebody else, but I hold them and their decisions responsible.
Who decided that when an oven is done it should beep once, preferably as quietly as possible to not disturb the person waiting, but when a microwave is done, holy hell, you MUST BE NOTIFIED every minute?
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GoogleAlumni Network @googlealumni
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20K Followers 425 Following A celebration of transit maps and diagrams from around the world. RTs are always appreciated! Prints for sale at: https://t.co/AB64kOlrCG
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