thoughtoftheday @thoughtoftheday
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to hold the giraffe and another to fill the bathtub with power tools
"there's actually a selector that selects the impossible". it's called "the David Blaine selector"
if you want to break the game you gotta play some eggs
money is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
does it mean I'm sentimental or old when new faces remind me of old ones?
I find it ironic that the biggest supporters of Darwinism are also the biggest proponents of free healthcare.
oh my science! i just had an ah-ha moment. pineapple. pine apple. it looks like a pine cone.
who would have thought that headphones don't work when not on your head
if I could only be a quarter the person my dog thinks I am, I would be a great man
I think it's safe to say that this truck is the only car in America with both truck balls and an apple sticker
'did you know that drunk driving is covered by our life insurance?'
when did 'shadenfreude' become part of our social venacular?
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