Jane from Corporate @thing_explainer
A millennial girl living in a corporate world. Explaining silly made-up pretend corporate nonsense with real human English words to provide a modicum of sanity. Seattle, WA Joined February 2016-
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“I’d like to be involved in this project as an observer” = Why the fuck did you invite me to this meeting again? Bye Felicia
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“Articulate value” = Say that the thing is important so people don’t immediately start checking Facebook 3 minutes into your presentation
“Change agent” = A person other people listen to because they’re not full of shit and also they are nice
Phrase of the Week: "Iterative Interdependency" = We screwed this project up so we're doing it over again. A lot.
Phrase of the Day: “Interactive training material” = DONT fucking send me a Power Point deck or I'll cut you. You hear me? #notonemore
Word of the Day: “Touchpoint” = Time in the future we’ll get back together and talk about whose fault it is that this project failed. Again.
Hey @twitter! Just a #millenial girl living in a #corporate world here to provide some sanity to those suffering silently. #myfirstTweet
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