slimpimpster @theslimpimpster
Man of mystery Joined February 2013-
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I have to agree with @TuckerCarlson about not believing in evolution. Tucker's living proof that Neanderthal man did not evolve into a human being
Just slightly out of it @BillHemmer believed that the eclipse would be “a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels and migrants to come right in.” So would something called night, just a couple of hours later, instead of waiting for every 20+ years.
Psycho ceramic @MariaBartiromo suggested that "the wide open border" might of had something to do with the Francis Scott Key Bridge disaster. Apparently Fox allows any ridiculous conspiracy theory airtime. Really pathetic.
Why doesn't @SpeakerJohnson file his proper financial statements, which are required by law? What is he hiding? #impeachMikeJohnson
Wow, @elonmusk has opened up X to the true dregs of society, giving them a voice (for their two followers) and turning a blind eye to their hate speech.
Fanatic @gregkellyusa called out Taylor Swift fans earlier. Well Mr Kelly, it's also a sin to worship false gods. So you better repent for following Trump, whom you unhealthily worship.
Classically educated @RonDeSantis mixes up Budweiser with Winston Churchill. Maybe Florida should choose another form of education.
Trump said gas prices are "$5, $6, $7, $8 a gallon". Pass It On. So @LauraLoomer, is Trump lying or is he losing his mental competence? Which is it?
I guess outside of the Musk Bros, most people are embarrassed for following @joerogan
Poor, unloved @VivekGRamaswamy doesn't feel NBC's moderators deserve their position. Wah. I want Tucker Carlson who will throw me softball questions and believe my garbage. Wah. Vivek, it's you who doesn't deserve to be up on that stage, that money bought you.
Congratulations @GOP on yet another mass shooting with an assault rifle. 500+ and counting in 2023.
Snowflake @virginiafoxx can't take the press asking pertinent questions about the GOP's candidate for Speaker.
Who knew that @Mike_Pence was characterlass and banal?
Lord help us if the GOP is dumb enough to elect @Jim_Jordan to Speaker of the House. They better have a plan B in place when he gets indicted for his role with Trump election shenanigans.
So birthright citizenship is fine for @VivekGRamaswamy, but for anyone else.
Doesn't @laurenboebert know you have to say Beetlejuice three times for him to appear, not rub it three times
Tough guy @dankois writes an personal opinion piece that gets "published" for some reason. I guess the interns didn't submit anything that day. Well a wise man once said that opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Why can't @VivekGRamaswamy ever answer a question directly?
Hey @tedcruz, did you finishing sipping your first beer yet? It's been two weeks.
Sean Hannity @seanhannity24
128 Followers 2K Following TV Host Fox News Channel 9 PM EST.Nationally Syndicated Radio Host 3-6PM EST. https://t.co/5fnVmZSyx7 Retweets, Follows NOT endorsements! Due to hackings, no DM's!
Rob Finnerty @Fl5824
235 Followers 1K Following Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up. HOST OF WAKE UP AMERICA ON NEWSMAX 🇺🇸
Jacalyn Armstrong @Armstrong_212
167 Followers 6K Following Jacalyn Armstrong from Oak Grove wins $2 million powerball Jackpot giving back to the society by paying credit cards
Karen R @KarenRy94501165
467 Followers 838 Following Vegan, animal & environmental activist , want laughter, common sense , compassion, & TRUTH. ( Anti-MAGA ) 💙💙💙❤‼ ( No D.M.'s) ~ Memento Mori
Smart woman @Juliette7771314
98 Followers 52 Following I don't judge a person's appearance. Everyone has different traits and strengths and that deserves respect and honor.
Elon musk @EMusk72636
105 Followers 5K Following
Elon Musk( CTO Parody.. @elonprivatefn
0 Followers 60 Following Chief Troll officer who brings success to your endeavors
Rosalba Weinand @wein_rosa
35 Followers 5K Following
Wendy @wendyli_wendy
107 Followers 424 Following Dorothy said “Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...the wizard of OZ , i love movies ,reading, golf, and playing tennis
Elon Musk @EMusk71028
25 Followers 503 Following Entrepreneur 🚀| Spacex • CEO & CTO 🚔| Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄| Hyperloop • Founder 🧩| OpenAI • Co-founder 👇🏻| Build A 7-fig IG
Briley Fry @FryBriley30843
88 Followers 3K Following
Children of WWII Vets.. @Kids_of_WW2Vets
361 Followers 1K Following Americans raised by WWII veterans to understand threats to our democracy which The Greatest Generation fought so hard to protect.
GroverArdelean @ArdeleanGr59924
44 Followers 2K Following
James Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartmu
327 Followers 5K Following Fan Page Official Paul McCartney account administered by MPL | #EyesOfTheStorm |
Coupons 4 Me @FindYourCoupon
2K Followers 5K Following We provide consumers with coupons and discount codes for various online retailers
First Last @FirstLa42338745
66 Followers 202 Following retired teacher turned master playwright, living in Pismo Beach CA, in love with my best friend & companion
Steve Hermosillo @HermosilloSteve
448 Followers 893 Following Creative Professional, Entrepreneur, Anti-Trump, Californian, Adventure Moto Enthusiast, Husband, Dad, Grandpa, Contrarian, Pro Choice, Left Leaning Centrist
America Is Already Gr.. @Concerned8645
2K Followers 5K Following Father of 2 spirited boys, husband and global traveler..back at it intending to help save Democracy..again. Heckler of #DonPoorleone #Biden2024
Bustopher Jones @lwqpas
16K Followers 15K Following 🌊🌊🌊🌊 🏳️🌈☮️🏈🇺🇦 Fairness to all, Freedom to all Go Kamala Harris! NO DMs
BIG BREAK RECORDS @WeAreBBR
2K Followers 4K Following Big Break Records (BBR) is both a reissue label of classic Soul, Funk and Disco albums as well as a DJ collective bringing funky sounds to the dancefloor.
Karol @KarolinaDezulo1
9 Followers 1K Following
Elisabeth Young @erissabef
350 Followers 2K Following
George D'Errico @gederri
54 Followers 257 Following
Risa Morley @sparklesrm18
21 Followers 73 Following
heathebryan @heathebryan
30 Followers 122 Following
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.6M Followers 253 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Bustopher Jones @lwqpas
16K Followers 15K Following 🌊🌊🌊🌊 🏳️🌈☮️🏈🇺🇦 Fairness to all, Freedom to all Go Kamala Harris! NO DMs
Elisabeth Young @erissabef
350 Followers 2K Following
Risa Morley @sparklesrm18
21 Followers 73 Following
Roland-Garros @rolandgarros
2.4M Followers 598 Following Official #RolandGarros Twitter account | 20 May - 9 June, 2024 | https://t.co/FlqT84xjhj
Ana Ivanovic @anaivanovic
2.7M Followers 269 Following @UNICEF, @ROLEX & @Schwarzkopf Ambassador, @rolandgarros champion, world #1 on the @WTA Tour. Living in the moment every day! 🎾⚽👨👩👦👦
Wade Bordick @wbordick
130 Followers 510 Following
Maria Kirilenko @mkirilenko
138K Followers 235 Following Russian tennis player - Official account. My Official Instagram - MARIAKIRILENKO87
US Open Tennis @usopen
2.4M Followers 1K Following The official account of the US Open Tennis Championships | Main Draw: August 26 - September 8, 2024 | #USOpen
Maria Sharapova @MariaSharapova
8.2M Followers 81 Following
Nicole Alexander @nickdalexander
2K Followers 2K Following executive producer/director/videographer/editor
The Beatles @thebeatles
3.8M Followers 313K Following
Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney
4.2M Followers 17 Following Official Paul McCartney account run by MPL | #PaulMcCartneyGotBack | #EyesOfTheStorm | Text me: +1(212)313-9547
Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL
1.6M Followers 100 Following Compte officiel des Canadiens de Montréal · Official account of the Montreal Canadiens #GoHabsGo 🏒🥅 https://t.co/I699G8Op9Q · https://t.co/L88u4UWqLR
The White House 45 Ar.. @WhiteHouse45
24.2M Followers 12 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse
11.7M Followers 225 Following This is an archive of an Obama Administration account maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA).
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
95.4M Followers 0 Following All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out now 🤍
This Earth Day, let’s protect the only planet we’ve got by taking action in the fight against climate change. One way to do that is through @POTUS’s American Climate Corps, which will provide opportunities for thousands of young people to gain skills and find good-paying jobs…
It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine…
Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
They hate people who are generous with their money, because they remind them, deep down, that greed is still a sin
This is a beautiful doc, but we should no forget that Trump's orginial speech is even funnier He has lost his mind and his supporters don't even notice
The only sensible thing to do with Trump's "Gettysburg, Wow" speech in Pennsylvania was to make a one-minute documentary film of it. These are all his real words. I added some "bing bongs" at the start. "Never fight uphill, me boys! Never fight uphill." #FunWithPhotoshop
The only sensible thing to do with Trump's "Gettysburg, Wow" speech in Pennsylvania was to make a one-minute documentary film of it. These are all his real words. I added some "bing bongs" at the start. "Never fight uphill, me boys! Never fight uphill." #FunWithPhotoshop
@theslimpimpster @TONYxTWO They won’t bring that up 😂😂😂😂
I am puzzled Some days ago I saw a part of a very recent Trump speech, when he rambled on about Cary Grant in a swimsuit Then I saw him wittering on about Gettysburg, without uttering a coherent thought Why are the media not discussing he fact that he has completely lost it ?
@Jim_Jordan Let's also look at how Jim Jordan: -pursued an impeachment inquiry into President Biden -based on a conspiracy created by Rudy Giuliani at the behest of Donald Trump -that was built off of lies from Russian agents -including the key informant who was a lying Russian asset -and…
@tedcruz The website is outdated. They are paying $20 an hour. Literally ten seconds of research. This is why you're losing your seat Ted, you're a clown and you've exposed yourself this last term.
Only a fortnight til The Tortured Poets Department…🤍
@elonmusk What’s great is you’ve never produced any real news. And Babylon Bee has never been funny. It’s like perfect example of the upside-down emptiness of X. Tragic that you’re doing this and the folks you’ll hurt the most are cheering it on. It’s nothing new, but sad nonetheless.
Meanwhile… somewhere in the US the Rolling Stones were starting tour rehearsals.. 🎸🎸 🇺🇸
The definition of an Asshole is someone who believes that the rules ordinary people obey don't apply to them
Kevin O'Leary said all rich people cheat on taxes in every City so why go after Donald Trump. The sense of entitlement with these billionaires is sickening. F that guy.
Trump endorsing Bibles... You couldn't make it up
One day after he compared himself to Jesus Christ, Trump is now selling a $60 “Trump endorsed” Bible. Grifter gonna grift. 🤮
Job one, should Democrats take back control of the federal government, must be to get the corruption out of our criminal justice system and our federal courts, all the way up to the Supreme Court: hartmannreport.com/p/how-billiona…
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BREAKING: The Biden campaign just released a new ad showing President Trump’s plan to terminate the Affordable Care Act. Retweet so all Americans know President Biden is protecting your healthcare plans.
@SenJohnKennedy This is a standard propaganda by gun toters, who always think they get the upper hand by asking what an assault rifle is. Boring. For the record, assault rifle is a well defined term to those who can read: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_r…
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