Turbo @theseventhman
only assholes drink Mr. Pibb Joined August 2010-
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Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people
i just ran over Jennifer Aniston with my car @TMZ jennifer aniston from Friends has died
the face HR makes when you ask for a raise instead of a pizza party
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN suppressed Remington 11-87 popcorn dispenser
You've just been put in charge of coming up with a popcorn bucket for a classic film. GO. I'll start. Goodfellas Cadillac trunk.
They hate Mexicans and abortions and trans people but will use Mexican stem cells to alter god’s will for their bodies
What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions. DC truly is a magical place
NEXT UP: 2026 CALDER CUP FINALS!!!
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 World Cup fever kicks off as America welcomes the world with a traditional display of their culture and traditions.
🚨🏴 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri [@TheAthleticFC]
Hunter Biden is going to be a big, big problem for the GOP. Listen to what he’s saying here. He literally has receipts.
@jillyfrknchilly @MGSly0 Sweet toy story tats
All hell has broken loose at Putin's Economic Forum after Steven Seagal has reportedly eaten several members of the Chinese delegation. Here, hurriedly waddling from the scene of the crime. @sseagalofficial
🔥🚢BREAKING: Footage has emerged showing the aftermath of the strike on the Russian Project 20380 corvette Boykiy in Kronstadt. One crew member was killed in the attack.
🔥⚓️🚢BREAKING: Operators of the 1st Separate Center of the USF struck and set ablaze the Russian Baltic Fleet corvette Project 20380 Steregushchiy-class corvette Boykiy while it was undergoing repairs in a dry dock at Kronstadt near St. Petersburg. Particularly notable is that
if i win i will trash my former team and the fans but if i lose i will not comment until i have success again and at that point i will again trash my former team and fans
Mitch Marner didn't want to elaborate on his comment about going through "dark times" earlier in his hockey career, but says he will if the Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup.
@Jerhiko2 @saintjavelin Go die for Israel, bro
WOW how did they manage not to hit a single elementary school, hospital, or nursery???
I compiled every confirmed Hezbollah FPV drone strike –from the past 1.5 months – into this one montage. The magnitude of what the Lebanese Resistance has accomplished here is stunning. Israel's military is being dismantled, piece by piece.
The way Scary Movie 2 parodying this scene retroactively made it even funnier
Just now watching Project Hail Mary. About 40 minutes in. Haven’t seen a forward pass yet.
@PhilipZ87 @CallensTesla @stoolpresidente Don't think he was risking his life given he was the building mop guy
i thought bro married a centaur 😭😭😂
He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life
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