Todd Munson @themunson
Stand up comic. Writer. Bike nerd. Bleed Husker Red and Dodger Blue. Raised by wolves. themoviefort.com Los Angeles Joined February 2009-
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You're transported back in the '80s and home alone for the day. What's your trashy dream lineup on HBO?
There was no better way to end an evening shift at the Island Oasis waterpark than going across the street to Wendy's and sliding the employees a few bucks on the DL in exchange for whatever was left in the Superbar.
There was no better way to end an evening shift at the Island Oasis waterpark than going across the street to Wendy's and sliding the employees a few bucks on the DL in exchange for whatever was left in the Superbar.
OMG. When I actually worked up the nerve to speak to a HS crush once, the only words that fell out of my mouth were "I almost went to jail last week" with all the swagger of Napoleon Dynamite.
OMG. When I actually worked up the nerve to speak to a HS crush once, the only words that fell out of my mouth were "I almost went to jail last week" with all the swagger of Napoleon Dynamite.
In trying to explain the phenomenon of Limp Bizkit to a curious 20-year-old stranger on the internet, I may have unintentionally written the best thing I'll write all week.
Any Dodger historians want to put a date on the last time Elyane Boosler sang the National Anthem at Dodger Stadium? Check out the pic in the top left from her tweet in 2021.
Elayne, the Dodgers haven't asked you to do anything since you were invited to play second base in a celebrity softball game back in 1985.
Elayne, the Dodgers haven't asked you to do anything since you were invited to play second base in a celebrity softball game back in 1985.
I've umpired a very nice 69 games so far this season ranging from basic park and rec on up to arguably the best HS program in the US and the only coaches who ever act this way are the most insecure man babies you'll ever meet.
I've umpired a very nice 69 games so far this season ranging from basic park and rec on up to arguably the best HS program in the US and the only coaches who ever act this way are the most insecure man babies you'll ever meet.
LGB! (Let's Get Bitey) Congrats, @GuyBusick and @jamesthevan.
Without revealing your age, who were your first favorite MLB players?
Without revealing your age, who were your first favorite MLB players? https://t.co/jl8vWh6eIT
If you need to find me during the next 30 minutes, I'll be sitting on an Igloo cooler in the beach aisle at the world's smallest Target while I wait for a prescription to be filled.
This is best.
Y'all will have to take my word on it but mere moments ago on the 134 Freeway I spotted a white Tesla with a license plate that read: CLIGULA
nerdydodger @nerdyDodger
3K Followers 741 Following (she/her)🇨🇴 TEAM PRETTY BITCHES IS BACK BB sports and other musings. 86% baseball nonsense and 14% baseball serious can be found elsewhereRandi @randi9320
8K Followers 530 Following Shohei Ohtani enjoyer | Yoshinobu Yamamoto Cy Young 🔜 | Probably watching a Dodger game | Nobody hates the Giants more than Max Muncy | 11/30 ballparksJeff J. Snider @snidog
18K Followers 553 Following Co-host @LockedOnDodgers (Locked On Podcast Network). Lifelong Dodger fan. I tweet about stuff, but most of that stuff is baseball.x - Rich Hill's Blist.. @BlisterRich
2K Followers 998 Following I am Rich Hill’s blister and also stan for Max Muncy || husband, father, pagan #LetsGoDodgers #GoKingsGoMrs. Dingers @DodgerFoodie
3K Followers 883 Following Dodgers are my life.⚾ Supporter of LA restaurants.♥️ She/her.💙 Married to @TRUTHorDINGERS 💍 mrs.dingers on InstagramAmanda Smith @AmandaSmithSays
13K Followers 1K Following Writer, science nerd, boy crazy, Dodger fan. she/her. I made a book & won best dramatic screenplay at AFF. Opinions my own & wrong. amandasmith on blue skyJack Mitchell @JackMitchellLNK
14K Followers 1K Following Lincoln attorney turned radio guy. Personal acct to overreact to Husker sports stuff & tell same jokes over & over. Unreasonable during games. AKA John Liesveldmakenna martin :) @makenna_m19
3K Followers 397 Following dodgers masochist + nutrition science + any other thought that may enter my head💙⚾️👩🏻🔬🚲🍊🍻The Real Curls™️ @curlsmcgee7
2K Followers 1K Following Uses a spatula to get things from the middle shelf, Life long Dodgers fan, and Curls guruCatherine Tinker @catherinetinker
3K Followers 3K Following 30. Writer. Expect lots of cat pictures. Dodgers & Rays ⚾️ All views expressed are my own. she/her.Mister Dingers @TRUTHorDINGERS
1K Followers 388 Following Do you want to know the TERRIFYING TRUTH? Or do you want to see DINGERS! He/Him. Tweets are my own. Married to @DodgerFoodie.David Young 🎙️ #.. @DavidYoungTBLA
2K Followers 799 Following Same on bsky. Dodgers writer/moderator @ https://t.co/v1eR2GupZN. UCLA. I think I'm funny. I may stand alone on this. He/him. "...brilliant and gross." -@AmandaSmithSaysweird little bullpen .. @BoyslnBIue
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913 Followers 616 Following 8th generation Angeleno. Dodgers/LAFC enthusiast. Artist and art historian. she/herGo Big Redcast 🎙 @GoBigRedCast
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2K Followers 993 Following I’m a sleep-deprived, diehard Dodgers fan north of the border. 🇨🇦 Baseball is life, and Clayton Kershaw is my favourite human. 💙⚾️AJ Gonzalez @AJontheguitar
3K Followers 2K Following Husband, Father, Musician, Writer, proud Chicano🇲🇽. Dad joke guy. He/Him. Contributor at @REMEZCLASairsou @sairsou87015
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382 Followers 2K Following A Manly Man Doing Mostly Manly Things. Remember, "If it's not MODIFIED, Why leave it alone?" Let’s void a warranty together!ANTHONY @44834648JFSO
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4K Followers 4K Following Daily life, fun stuff, fun polls, my family, Los Angeles Rams Lakers Dodgers Kings, love the beach 🏝️🇰🇷🇺🇸 IG n Tik Tok OGNam213 and hobby page DiamondcardzDhoe®️ @Dhoe7
254 Followers 782 Following Baseball and Bourbon, Food and Wine, Music, Lego and Cigars. Big Fan of SF Giants, Seattle Mariners, Portland Blazers, U of O Ducks and Alice in Chains.Brian Rokos @BrianRokos
291 Followers 247 Following Crime & public safety reporter at The Press-Enterprise/Southern California News Group. Retweets are not endorsements. News tips [email protected]Jacob Caldera @oneinaminion77
501 Followers 889 Following I Love The LA Dodgers 💙🤍⚾️ The LA Lakers 💜💛🏀 & The Dallas Cowboys 💙🤍🏈 I Live & Breathe Sports.Travelosaurus @thatravelwriter
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434 Followers 1K Following “Family owned & operated. Homemade, high quality ingredients & recipes that have stood the test of time for over 70 years. Takeout & Delivery ❣️"CosmicHazmat @COSMICHAZMAT_24
125 Followers 425 Following Nerd Stuff and Sports stuff mostly. I love Star Wars, Halo, basically anything with cool armor and spaceships. Go Dodgers, Rams, and FerrariErin Dick @erindick
1K Followers 2K Following Alt Socials in pinned tweet. my Twitter feed=my opinion, not that of my affiliates.Melina_Hilton @Hilton4Melina
958 Followers 2K Following #maga only trump, #trumpster #patriots let's make America great again 🇺🇲❤️Alfred C. Garcia @TheUnknown_951
869 Followers 2K Following Go Dodgers !! Go Lakers !! Go Anaheim Ducks ! Go Tennessee Titans ! Go UCLA! #DodgerPride #Lakers4Life #BigHorrorMovieFan #FireballShots #TeamMichaelMyersEthel Bosworth @EthelzaBoswor
16 Followers 774 Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😈 Ready for a 1 on 1 meeting Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/9bdb4tPJBqGia Sarah @marcope34
487 Followers 2K Following A beautiful soul can see the good in most everyone. And the heart sees beauty in all things. I love sharing my favorite sport❤️AI KING @AIKING692763
53 Followers 2K FollowingBF Draft @BF_NFLDRAFT
71 Followers 71 Following NFL draft nut. Former college recruiting student assistant @ UW-Madison. All opinions are my own.Lurough @lurough40948
42 Followers 2K FollowingJD🇵🇭 @jaydee_77
1K Followers 7K Following Show me the charts & I'll tell you the news. 🇵🇭 Patreon: https://t.co/cnAVanBtKr Discord: https://t.co/wmlaFNrOv9Jeff Sheldon @ByJeffSheldon
3K Followers 1K Following Dad, husband, Biz Development & Partnerships for @NebraskaAlumni ('04). Co-host of @VolleyballPodShari Veil @SVeil
974 Followers 962 Following Professor and Dean, UNL College of Journalism and Mass CommunicationsDavid DeWeese @dewyge
250 Followers 1K Following Physical Therapist (retired)....moved back to the homeland.Paul Plunkett @Paul_Plunkett
351 Followers 2K Following Freelance Writer/Editor, Playwright, Proactive Procrastinator.EverydayIsSaturday @meercatjohn
1K Followers 3K Following Antifa WH Chapter, #blm, Retired Information Systems Professional, MLB, Senior Softball, Dodgers, Clippers, Cats, Dogs, Gardening, Life over 65, SciFirobby valles @robby
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1 Followers 47 FollowingK S @UncleD1989
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123 Followers 937 Followingnerdydodger @nerdyDodger
3K Followers 741 Following (she/her)🇨🇴 TEAM PRETTY BITCHES IS BACK BB sports and other musings. 86% baseball nonsense and 14% baseball serious can be found elsewhereRandi @randi9320
8K Followers 530 Following Shohei Ohtani enjoyer | Yoshinobu Yamamoto Cy Young 🔜 | Probably watching a Dodger game | Nobody hates the Giants more than Max Muncy | 11/30 ballparksJeff J. Snider @snidog
18K Followers 553 Following Co-host @LockedOnDodgers (Locked On Podcast Network). Lifelong Dodger fan. I tweet about stuff, but most of that stuff is baseball.Eric Stephen @ericstephen
36K Followers 6K Following Baseball punnedit for @sbnation, covering the Dodgers for @truebluela. Podcasting at @ThreeInningSave. BBWAA member. [email protected]x - Rich Hill's Blist.. @BlisterRich
2K Followers 998 Following I am Rich Hill’s blister and also stan for Max Muncy || husband, father, pagan #LetsGoDodgers #GoKingsGoMrs. Dingers @DodgerFoodie
3K Followers 883 Following Dodgers are my life.⚾ Supporter of LA restaurants.♥️ She/her.💙 Married to @TRUTHorDINGERS 💍 mrs.dingers on InstagramAmanda Smith @AmandaSmithSays
13K Followers 1K Following Writer, science nerd, boy crazy, Dodger fan. she/her. I made a book & won best dramatic screenplay at AFF. Opinions my own & wrong. amandasmith on blue skyJack Mitchell @JackMitchellLNK
14K Followers 1K Following Lincoln attorney turned radio guy. Personal acct to overreact to Husker sports stuff & tell same jokes over & over. Unreasonable during games. AKA John LiesveldSam McKewon @swmckewonOWH
73K Followers 3K Following I'm a sports editor and a Nebraska columnist for the Omaha World-Herald/HuskerExtra. DMs open. Email: [email protected].makenna martin :) @makenna_m19
3K Followers 397 Following dodgers masochist + nutrition science + any other thought that may enter my head💙⚾️👩🏻🔬🚲🍊🍻The Real Curls™️ @curlsmcgee7
2K Followers 1K Following Uses a spatula to get things from the middle shelf, Life long Dodgers fan, and Curls guruCatherine Tinker @catherinetinker
3K Followers 3K Following 30. Writer. Expect lots of cat pictures. Dodgers & Rays ⚾️ All views expressed are my own. she/her.Mister Dingers @TRUTHorDINGERS
1K Followers 388 Following Do you want to know the TERRIFYING TRUTH? Or do you want to see DINGERS! He/Him. Tweets are my own. Married to @DodgerFoodie.David Young 🎙️ #.. @DavidYoungTBLA
2K Followers 799 Following Same on bsky. Dodgers writer/moderator @ https://t.co/v1eR2GupZN. UCLA. I think I'm funny. I may stand alone on this. He/him. "...brilliant and gross." -@AmandaSmithSaysweird little bullpen .. @BoyslnBIue
2K Followers 522 Following ginger // i can't say february i can't say the alphabet unless i'm singing the song & clayton kershaw is the only bitch I respect in this house 🖤a n d y {baseball era.. @andylanechapman
3K Followers 709 Following fan of the 2020 WS Champion @dodgers. writer for @thinkbluepc. kershaw slander not tolerated she/her #BLM #FinsUpKendall C. Avery @KendallCaroline
913 Followers 616 Following 8th generation Angeleno. Dodgers/LAFC enthusiast. Artist and art historian. she/herAlaNNa Rizzo @alannarizzo
129K Followers 1K Following Catch me on #HighHeat on @MLBNetwork, Dodgers Territory/Fair Territory on @foulterritoryTV & Blue Jays Central on @SportsNet. All info. is on my link. ⬇️Jack Mitchell Softbal.. @JMSEOffical
248 Followers 28 Following Official account of the 50U JMSE Platinum Elite slow pitch softball team playing in the Lincoln Parks & Rec Monday Night recreational league.BF Draft @BF_NFLDRAFT
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2K Followers 581 Following Writer for season 2 of @LOKIofficial. Listen to my pod for $3 a month only avail on my Patreon.👇🏻Teejie Ouija 🔮 @TeejusRoe
304 Followers 271 Following Probably on tour using a universal remote to turn off all the tvs in a bar somewhere.DodgerHogs @DodgerHogs
527 Followers 296 Following Two boys in blue, talking about the boys in blue. Also visit us on Instagram under @therealdodgerhogs11 Verts @ElevenVerts
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7K Followers 255 Following Official account. Professional athlete who played Major League Baseball for 10 seasons and coached for many more. @CubsJames Vanderbilt @jamesthevan
5K Followers 264 Following Dad / Husband / Writer / Producer / Director / Occasional VanderbiltUniversity of Nebrask.. @UofNE_President
6K Followers 560 Following This is the institutional account for the University of Nebraska System President's Office.TimJackson🐀 @TimJackson
2K Followers 733 Following Owner- PowWord Communications. Professional Bike Nerd® Branding/Product idea guy. PR/Media Relations, Content and words- lots of words. Shitty typist and poet.𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚘�.. @WarsonBurner
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34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880Geof Lickey @NerdGeof
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10K Followers 766 Following Film Editor. Credits include Top Gun: Maverick, Kick-Ass, X-Men: First Class, both Kingsman movies and four of Tom Cruise's Impossible Missions.NASA @NASA
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491 Followers 182 Following Find me watching a Dodger game or reading a book~~⚾️📖~~The cool kids call me Ms.Yoli ~~😉~~#ReadingIsFundamental~~@BrainCandyPod brainiac🧠🍭🤓MLB Umpire Camps @MLBUmpCamps
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My husband found 2 abandoned puppies yesterday. They were cold, hungry and infested with fleas. I wonder who can be this heartless. Lucky, my in-laws took them in and we're all taking turns at babysitting. Dodgers twitter, meet Rosie and Dodger, our newest fans!
If you wanna follow my race, I’m bib number 2590: runsignup.com/Race/FindARunn… Earlier today, a friend sent a note: “No matter what the results, no doubt you will look back someday and be wishing you could relive it over and over again.” Yes. It’s marathon day tomorrow. Full send.
Meet Milo! I recently took in this little guy (a neighbor’s son left him behind when he moved some months back, taking his two other cats, but leaving him! 😤) Little guy was left outside. I was able to take him in. Just got home from the groomers 😸 He is the SWEETEST! 🥰
Got a call today that I was exposed to measles on a flight…who tf is still getting measles??? What is this, the medieval times?? get vaccinated you losers
@themunson Better off Dead The Final Countdown Cannonball Run TimeRider
Name an MLB record that will never be broken. I’ll start: Rickey Henderson’s 1406 career stolen bases
@themunson Not gonna lie, I would listen to a Limp Bizkit cover of "Paul Revere".
@themunson i've never heard limp bizkit more perfectly described but also sometimes you need a monster energy and vape juice and it is when you're feeling the level of upset and annoyed you did when you were a hormonal teenager
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Sorry media (except all of us)
Took my dad with me to see the new LA bus shelter so sharing our thoughts on #EarthDay. We thought it was pretty good overall (the lighting is awesome) but had some things to figure out.